JENNR8R 0 #101 May 7, 2006 QuoteHi!!! Wanna have sex? Not into a lot of foreplay, huh? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #102 May 7, 2006 Sorry, don't scuba... Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BETO74 0 #103 May 8, 2006 Shit I'm 32 I never did drugs counting pot!!! I'm outhttp://web.mac.com/ac057a/iWeb/AC057A/H0M3.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tumbler 0 #104 May 8, 2006 Hey.. dont knock the older guy until you give it a go.. we generally know how to treat a woman as the 21-30 mistakes are behind us.. and 39 (me) isnt all that old!! If your really smart you find someone a little older, that skydives, that doesnt smoke, that is willing to scuba dive and has made or does make enough money for you both to go to Cancun to teach him the scuba diving part! And... some have even been around enough to really be good in bed.. you know.. trial and error.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #105 May 8, 2006 ***Hi!!! Wanna have sex? *** uh..... NO PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #106 May 8, 2006 Sorry, I guess I fail on the age requirement, but I feel obliged to point out there's a lot more to people than your shortlist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #107 May 8, 2006 it was a shot... PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #108 May 8, 2006 So, what's in it for those that meets your requirements? What do you bring to the party? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #109 May 8, 2006 QuoteSo, what's in it for those that meets your requirements? What do you bring to the party oh please say chips and salsa...........i'll bring the little finger sandwiches.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #110 May 8, 2006 QuoteSo, what's in it for those that meets your requirements? What do you bring to the party? I came in late on this one..too lazy to scroll, what's going on?Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #111 May 8, 2006 QuoteI came in late on this one..too lazy to scroll, what's going on? okay here is the thread synopsis: single gal in florida has a list or requirements for "eligable males". she posted it to the internet in hopes of getting responses..... lots of guys have jumped at the chance of responding even if they don't meet the requirments (myself included) some have even tried to convince here that she should be a little less strict on the age requirment. then it turned into a party.. i'm bringing the finger sandwiches.. we don't know what she is bringing.. i'm hoping for chips and salsa............ ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #112 May 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteI came in late on this one..too lazy to scroll, what's going on? okay here is the thread synopsis: single gal in florida has a list or requirements for "eligable males". she posted it to the internet in hopes of getting responses..... lots of guys have jumped at the chance of responding even if they don't meet the requirments (myself included) some have even tried to convince here that she should be a little less strict on the age requirment. then it turned into a party.. i'm bringing the finger sandwiches.. we don't know what she is bringing.. i'm hoping for chips and salsa............ I'll bring the chips and salsa...Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #113 May 8, 2006 okay, you can come, but to be fair, you first have to meet the requirments on my list of eligable females....... 1. be alive 2. be cool 3. and not be old enought to be my mom.. so say under 52.....lol... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #114 May 8, 2006 Quoteokay, you can come, but to be fair, you first have to meet the requirments on my list of eligable females....... 1. be alive 2. be cool 3. and not be old enought to be my mom.. so say under 52.....lol... I'm definitely not your mother Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #115 May 8, 2006 I'll bring the beer! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #116 May 8, 2006 QuoteI'll bring the beer! Oh yea!!! Thanks Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #117 May 8, 2006 QuoteI'll bring the beer! i'm in love......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #118 May 8, 2006 hope you like imports! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #119 May 8, 2006 Quotehope you like imports! will you mary me?? you had me at imports ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #120 May 8, 2006 marriage might be a bit too soon.... how about a jump together instead? :o) PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #121 May 8, 2006 Quotemarriage might be a bit too soon.... how about a jump together instead? :o) well okay... but if after the jump and imported beer, we end up in las vegas i can not be held acountable...... i wonder how much it would cost to have elvis marry us? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #122 May 8, 2006 Quote***Hi!!! Wanna have sex? *** uh..... NO Geee... that line usuallly works for me. How about a blow job instead? I'll do you too. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #123 May 8, 2006 QuoteQuote***Hi!!! Wanna have sex? *** uh..... NO Geee... that line usuallly works for me. How about a blow job instead? I'll do you too. wow you are soooo cool..... can you teach me to be just like you???? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #124 May 8, 2006 Quotemarriage might be a bit too soon.... how about a jump together instead? :o) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- well okay... but if after the jump and imported beer, we end up in las vegas i can not be held acountable...... i wonder how much it would cost to have elvis marry us? ______________________________________ aaawwhhh you two your getting me all choked up till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #125 May 8, 2006 QuoteQuotemarriage might be a bit too soon.... how about a jump together instead? :o) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- well okay... but if after the jump and imported beer, we end up in las vegas i can not be held acountable...... i wonder how much it would cost to have elvis marry us? ______________________________________ aaawwhhh you two your getting me all choked up Yea really . He's sticking up for her and everything. What ever you do don't kick my ass Mr. Wingnut. I was just kidding with your girlfriend here. And no I can't teach you to be just like me. Having a 12 inch penis can't be taught to anyone so beat it. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
