Ye with a heathen tongue - Post your most commonly used profane words/phrases

[niolosoiale 0]

**********Let this serve as a general warning for those of you offended by profanity, and can do nothing but criticize it's usage.************

A friend of mine has made these mainstream among our circle.

Mother shit
Shit-tastic

Thanks Eddie Izzard for "fuck-all."

More widespread, fan-fucking-tastic. (note the ability to add "shit" into this one)

That's about all... with out getting blatantly offensive. The ones I won't post are the ones we secretly laugh at the idea of using, but never really do.

What about you?

[AggieDave 6]

Actually, its "mother shitter" and it became popular due to "Office Space."

PC Load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[micro 0]

after spending too much time w/ skinnyshrek, I just can't stop using the "C" word in common conversation, complete w/ fake british accent. That and "fucking-hell!"

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[niolosoiale 0]

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Actually, its "mother shitter" and it became popular due to "Office Space."

PC Load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

I know of mother shitter from office space, but the variation and how it's said by my friend is what makes it entertaining.

[stitch 0]

Darn it,or dang it

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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[d_squared431 0]

The only one I seem to use a lot is Cheese -n- rice

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[tmaricle55 0]

Yeah, he loves to use "WANKER" a great deal! LOL

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

[MF42 0]

Buddy of mine really liked "Son of a motherless chicken!!!"

Matt

[skycat 0]

Ass-hat
Fucktard
Craptapulous


Only ones I can think of at the moment.

Fly it like you stole it!

[Icon134 0]

I use "fuck" on a regular basis... I really like the versatility of the word.

its probably a repost but considering the topic... this is definetely worth the repost...

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, noun...

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), o as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mar is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary .)

It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to many situations:

1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust "Fuck me."
7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions "Fuck off."
22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real fucking gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle
"Challenger"
"What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein

"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
John F. Kennedy

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[MF42 0]

My boss frequently refers to "doing the dick dance", but I've never yet figured out what exactly he means by that. In context, the phrase apparently describes a frustating waste of time.

Does this mean we're all dancing with our dicks instead of fixing problems? Maybe our dicks are dancing? Is it the customer's dick? I really don't get it.

Matt

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Awwww,shucks

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[dixieskydiver 0]

In related news my roommate asked me to switch from saying "fuck" all the time and instead substitute "bacon bits" every time I was going to use it. Hilarity ensues.

Dixie
HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez
"Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time."

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In related news my roommate asked me to switch from saying "fuck" all the time and instead substitute "bacon bits" every time I was going to use it. Hilarity ensues.

By hilarity do you mean smacking him upside the head?

[FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0]

fan-fucking-tastic

ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD!
DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!

[Tink1717 2]

Fuck nozzle
Fucking ass-wipe
Shitwhiskers
Cum funnel
Ass gravy

That's the best, but there's plenty more where that came from. After all, I have been in the fire dept. for 25 years.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
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[skydemon2 0]

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My boss frequently refers to "doing the dick dance", but I've never yet figured out what exactly he means by that. In context, the phrase apparently describes a frustating waste of time.

Does this mean we're all dancing with our dicks instead of fixing problems? Maybe our dicks are dancing? Is it the customer's dick? I really don't get it.

Maybe because you dont get it!! your dick doesnt get to dance!!

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[Amazon 7]

Hey.. fuck off dickweed

[Brian3576 0]

cunt

[FallinWoman 1]

My DZO got me saying "Fucknut."

Our cat is named Shitnuts.

My husband and I call each other Dillhole and Whacktard.

~Anne

I'm a Doll!!!!

[stitch 0]

Fuck-me-running

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[Rainbo 0]

One of my all time favs "eat shit and die" for those those who usually take things a little to far with me.

Rainbo
TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything
"Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting."

[Meux 0]

I've heard people called Douche Nozzles and someone once said, "Lick me where I shit and call it a candy bar",

MH