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The Female Rules

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The Female Rules

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately
change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding
caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the
misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of
The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be
angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she
wants him to be angry or upset

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat,
lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must
cater to her every whim.

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule 5. :)
My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

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We turn you in if you don't run right and then we trade up for a better model.
:P:ph34r:



I *THOUGHT* I was trading in my ex for a newer, better model, but that newer, better model ran much worse than the older, more reliable model. Oh well. Maybe I was thinking since I bought a newer, more reliable model from him, he was newer and more reliable, too... >:(

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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...since I bought ...
What did ya expect....'salesmen';)



A car salesman at that... Yeah, I know.... WTF was I thinking? :S

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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