mjosparky 3 #1 May 24, 2006 The Female Rules 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. 17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule 5. My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #2 May 24, 2006 luckily males have VETO power over all and any female 'rules' .. now get back in that kitchen and cook me my dinner! edit: i guess, yes, you CAN consider this a 'troll' post. muhahahahahahahaCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 May 24, 2006 You're fucking telling me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #4 May 24, 2006 We have a vagina. Therefore, we own you. The end. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 May 24, 2006 QuoteWe have a vagina. Therefore, we own you. That's where the deal goes south though. Because I know that EVERY woman has a vagina. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 May 24, 2006 Yup, we all do. Therefore, we ALL own you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 May 24, 2006 QuoteTherefore, we ALL own you. Apparently, it's more like a short term lease. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 May 24, 2006 Eh, more like the "lemon law" We turn you in if you don't run right and then we trade up for a better model. What? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 May 24, 2006 QuoteWe turn you in if you don't run right and then we trade up for a better model. Like there's a better model. Maybe a more compliant model but it'll be lacking in other areas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 May 24, 2006 Or not. Some of us are very lucky. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 May 24, 2006 QuoteOr not. Wow......not even a pleasant kick in the nuts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 May 24, 2006 I don't get it.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 May 24, 2006 QuoteWe have a vagina. Therefore, we own you. The end. _____________________________________ Oh, we do pay for it! We pay & pay& pay & pay... Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 May 24, 2006 QuoteI don't get it. *** Then they won't own you! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 May 24, 2006 Thanks! There IS an upside to it, eh? I feel better now.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 May 24, 2006 Quote There IS an upside to it, eh? *** You Bet! Hasn't seemed to hurt Walt any.......well, okay....bad example. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niolosoiale 0 #17 May 24, 2006 Sex is like having air conditioning. Man can survive thousands of years without it. But once you get it, you don't want to leave it. I'll stick to my shade tree. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 May 25, 2006 Quote Eh, more like the "lemon law" We turn you in if you don't run right and then we trade up for a better model. What? TongueSly ROFLMAOSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #19 May 25, 2006 Quote We turn you in if you don't run right and then we trade up for a better model. I *THOUGHT* I was trading in my ex for a newer, better model, but that newer, better model ran much worse than the older, more reliable model. Oh well. Maybe I was thinking since I bought a newer, more reliable model from him, he was newer and more reliable, too... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #20 May 25, 2006 ...since I bought ... *** What did ya expect....'salesmen' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #21 May 25, 2006 Quote ...since I bought ... What did ya expect....'salesmen' A car salesman at that... Yeah, I know.... WTF was I thinking? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites