Funniest prank?

[wildWilly 0]

SO what is the funniest prank you have played or had played on you?

I was going to the DZ with my buddy and sitting in his car waiting as he grabbed the last few things. When he came out the door he hit the garage door button and walked out but he didn't realise I had the remote and when he passed under the closing door I hit the remote and the door goes up. He looks at the door, turns around goes back and hits the button again. As he passes the closing door I hit the remote, door goes up.
Now he's getting confused. Two more times and he's jumping over the little light at the bottom of the door, I hit the remote, door goes up.
Three more times and I'm almost pissing myself with laughter, He finally see me laughing.He felt pretty dumb. I laughed all the way to the DZ.

Another time I was assembling some rack in a warehouse and we were up 45' putting beams in. I attached my helpers safety line to the rafter and lowered the lift, so he was hanging from the rafters. The look on his face as his feet came off the lift was great.

Willy

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[AggieDave 6]

Put about 1/2 lbs of flour on the top of the blades of a ceiling fan of a guy once (while it was off) and clicked the chain on so when he turned his light switch on it would turn the fan on high.

Man of man that was a great prank.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Armour 0]

When I was driver Instructor in the Military had this guy that kept falling asleep in the back seat. One night when doing highway night driving we were pulling in to a rest stop and found him sleeping again, I told the drive to head straight for a transport that was parked that was running with it’s lights on. So here we are heading towards this truck at about 5 KM/H and when it was mostly Lights and grill I yanked the hand break and yelled look out!! I must say he didn’t fall asleep when he wasn’t suppos to any more.

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[beavdog 0]

Weve done similar things. We used rice instead of flour though. My best prank was signing a guy that we always told was gay up as the President of the KState Queer/Straight Alliance and that he needed info for his club about "coming out". 2 Days after his birthday, FedEX showed up with a box. For any of you that went away to college, you know that getting a package in the mail, especially around your birthday is exciting. So he rips into the package only to find 13 POUNDS of pamphlets on how to come out in 4 different languages. He was pissed to say the least. Not only that, but we put a rainbow sticker in the back window of his car and he never saw it because he didnt have a rear view mirror!

Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez.....

[airtwardo 7]

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[mrmedic 0]

Now THAT was some funny shit.

CYA!....up there

[warpedskydiver 0]

I had a friend who was having an argument with a woman he was seeing.

He was really pissed at her for some time and she did ALOT to warrant this.

One day she was standing talking to friends and he walked up from behind where nobody could see and started rubbing her crotch and ass in public, she turned and smiled thinking all was forgiven.

The really funny part is she had white shorts on(really short) and he had been using an melted reeses peanut butter cup to mark her with...

Damn she looked like she shit all over herself...

it went on for 3 hrs until her sister told her she had shitstains on her shorts

[DancesWClouds 0]

I heard this from some comedian on T.V. long ago. Requires some "chance", but. . .

So you're driving on the highway on your long vacation trip. Stooge is sleeping in the passenger seat. You happen upon one of the semi tow trucks (which pulls the semi backwards). You sneak up to 'draft' said backwards semi, then simultaneously scream at the top of your lungs and blow the horn. (Vinyl seats work especially well for this one; makes clean-up easier.)

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Dances
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