Killing Kittens is Healthy!!

[skydiver51 0]

Ok all you monkey spankers, it is now healthy to kill kittens. No need to worry if people think your a prevert any more.


Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.

Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits.


This is a plausible theory
Dr Chris Hiley, Prostate Cancer Charity

They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.
The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.

Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

Fluid

Previous research has suggested that a high number of sexual partners or a high level of sexual activity increased a man's risk of developing prostate cancer by up to 40%.

But the Australian researchers who carried out this study suggest the early work missed the protective effect of ejaculation because it focussed on sexual intercourse, with its associated risk of STIs.

Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, who led the research team, told New Scientist: "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations."

The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland.

The prostate provides a fluid into semen during ejaculation that activates sperm and prevents them sticking together.

The fluid has high concentrations of substances including potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are drawn from the bloodstream.

But animal studies have shown carcinogens such as 3-methylchloranthrene, found in cigarette smoke, are also concentrated in the prostate.

'Flushing out'

Dr Giles said fewer ejaculations may mean the carcinogens build up.

"It's a prostatic stagnation hypothesis. The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them."

A similar connection has been found between breast cancer and breastfeeding, where lactating appeared to "flush out" carcinogens, reduce a woman's risk of the disease, New Scientist reports.

Another theory put forward by the researchers is that ejaculation may induce prostate glands to mature fully, making them less susceptible to carcinogens.

Dr Chris Hiley, head of policy and research at the UK's Prostate Cancer Charity, told BBC News Online: "This is a plausible theory."

She added: "In the same way the human papillomavirus has been linked to cervical cancer, there is a suggestion that bits of prostate cancer may be related to a sexually transmitted infection earlier in life."

Anthony Smith, deputy director of the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society at La Trobe University in Melbourne, said the research could affect the kind of lifestyle advice doctors give to patients.

"Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire.

"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he said.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/health/3072021.stm

Published: 2003/07/16 23:11:15 GMT

© BBC MMVI

[seekfun 0]

I will live forever!

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Tooooooo much to read on a Monday morning. Care to summarize?

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[seekfun 0]

If you're a man, shaking it more than twice will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[Andy_Copland 0]

Wanking is healthy

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[skydiver51 0]

Masturbating is healthy for men by cleaning out the prostate.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Cool.... See that would have been a total waste of time for me to read.


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[NlghtJumper 0]

Most importantly, we arnt to be labeled as perverts anymore! If anything, it moves us up that much higher on the "health freak" status board!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[skydiver51 0]

Sorry, should have added "for men" in the subject line. But you would have read it anyway.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Its all good....



Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[seekfun 0]

I think you're right.

So the idea now is to masturbate as wildly as possible to keep the heart rate elevated for at least 20 minutes so that it qualifies as a cardio workout, one-arm strength training, AND prostate cancer prevention.

We could publish a book on this health regimen and be the "next big thing".

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[skydiver51 0]

I'm not a full fledged pervert, i'm still in training so i'm just a prevert!

[Maxamillion 0]

Clubbing seals is wrong. On the dance floor clapping.

How do you train them so well.

[lawrocket 3]

The same results can be reached by massaging your prostate to cause drainage. Or having someone else massage it.

Google "Dr. Feliciano and prostate" for a guy in the Phillipines whose theories have not really caught hold in medical circles but have generated much discussion.

p.s. - I used to help with some research on the topic of prostatitis.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Just so everyone understands

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[Icon134 0]

well shoot I've known this for years...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[skydiver51 0]

It is of intrest to me since I have to give myself a Testosterone shot every 2 weeks. It could cause cancer to grow more quickly.
Now if my wife ever says she has a head ache all I have to do is say " But honey, if we don't have sex tonight I might get prostate cancer ". Wishful thinking here.

[thegreekone 0]

thank god

[kbordson 8]

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p.s. - I used to help with some research on the topic of prostatitis.

And what exactly did you do in this research projecct? Help with writing the abstract? Data calculation? Or subject participation?

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No need to worry if people think your a prevert any more.

Prevert ? is that worse ? and should I have been worried before this revelation then ?

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[RoysPlayThing 0]

Very Cool! ... but I still say nay! on the wasting.... I shall Flush those bad cancer causing carcinogens from my man in more ways then one.

***Let's get flushing!!!***

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[skydiver51 0]

I don't see that it would do any harm if someone else did it for you.

[jtval 0]

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Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life

I should be safe until the ripe old age of 100.
My prostate is bullet proof

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[lawrocket 3]

I worked in ultrasound, meaning tht I got to assist with performing the prostate biopsies.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[leroydb 0]

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If you're a man, shaking it more than twice will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

i thought it was 3

Leroy


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