Icon134 0 #26 May 28, 2006 I like to point tell people that That "I'm nearly a genius... just on the wrong side of the insanity line..." otherwise I don't think I really have any Favorite sayings...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #27 June 7, 2006 Is this the hill you want to die on?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #28 June 7, 2006 Quote From my daughter Emma (7), the reason she is never getting married: "What if I marry one boy and then meet another boy I like better?" LOL!!! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #29 June 7, 2006 On the liqour Cabinet at my Parents Beach House "He who hoots with the Owls at night can't soar with the Eagles in the morning" "The mind is like a parachute it only works when its open" When Busy "I am busier than a one legged man at a butt kicking contest" "Natrue vs. Nurture" My nephew (he was 6 at the time) upon hearing that I had started skydiving: "doesn't he know that he can die doing that" My Dad to my Mom when he was trying to talk her out of doing a Tandem (which she ended up doing and was one of the coolest experiences of my life, I might add) Dad "I don't like Caserole" Mom "We aren't haveing caserole for dinner what are you talking about?!" Dad "If you die doing this skydive all the ladies from the church are going to bring me caserole's, and I hate caserole's" I laughed for a long time about that. To me when I was nervous after my cutaway "Shut up, manifest and get on the damned plane"Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #30 June 7, 2006 Quote "What if I marry one boy and then meet another boy I like better?" it's not about finding the right person. it's about being the right person. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyNerd87 0 #31 June 7, 2006 personally i like the philosophy of 'carpe vita' which is latin for 'seize a life'aka Wag-Tail, ChangoEnLosPantalones Rodriguez, Sonic Skyjew "Just remember... don't fuck up." Shake 'n Bake! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #32 June 7, 2006 "Don't pee on your own pump-handle!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #33 June 7, 2006 Said to tandem students on occasion: "You're as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs". Other favorites: "If you're gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough". "If you're gonna be a bear, be a GRIZZLY"! "It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 5 to reach out and bitch-slap the motherfucker so you feel better". Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #34 June 7, 2006 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maxamillion 0 #35 June 8, 2006 Fo Shizzle my Nizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #36 June 8, 2006 Anything that can bleed for five days and not die is to be feared and respected.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thunderbow 1 #37 June 8, 2006 You must be a lot smarter than you look!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lord, let me be the person my dog thinks I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #38 June 8, 2006 QuoteYou must be a lot smarter than you look! I'm going to assume that is one of your favorite sayings and not directed at me personally. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #39 June 8, 2006 "be good! if you cant do that, be good at it" (in response to "take care") "i only jump with a parachute" (in response to anything) "... and thats why they invented beer" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #40 June 8, 2006 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You must be a lot smarter than you look! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm going to assume that is one of your favorite sayings and not directed at me personally. LOL! I was thinking, what a jerk! 'til I read your post and realized I'd made an incorrect assumption! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #41 June 8, 2006 LOL! I was thinking, what a jerk! 'til I read your post and realized I'd made an incorrect assumption! Yes, I was ready to object indignantly when I realized what he meant. I didn't feel feared and respected for sure... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #40 June 8, 2006 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You must be a lot smarter than you look! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm going to assume that is one of your favorite sayings and not directed at me personally. LOL! I was thinking, what a jerk! 'til I read your post and realized I'd made an incorrect assumption! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #41 June 8, 2006 LOL! I was thinking, what a jerk! 'til I read your post and realized I'd made an incorrect assumption! Yes, I was ready to object indignantly when I realized what he meant. I didn't feel feared and respected for sure... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #42 June 8, 2006 If at first you dont Succeed... Suck, Suck, Suck till you do Suck Seed!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodizaffah 0 #43 June 8, 2006 As my Dad said when he learned that I had started skydiving... "Son... You're nuttier than squirrel shit!"______________________________________________________________ "Give me some duct tape, chewing gum, and some Jack Daniels and I can fix damn near anything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaden 0 #44 June 8, 2006 Thank you... Darnknit. You are absolutely correct. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.g 0 #45 June 8, 2006 "It's always better to sacrifice your opponent's men." "An isolated pawn spreads gloom all over the chessboard." "The blunders are all there on the board, waiting to be made." "The winner of the game is the player who makes the next-to-last mistake." "The move is there, but you must see it." "All rook and pawn endings are drawn." "Tactics is knowing what to do when there is something to do. Strategy is knowing what to do when there is nothing to do." Savielly Tartakower on chess Respect my authoritah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #46 June 8, 2006 -It's better to be rich and healthy rather than poor and ill. -There can be only one -I'm not overweight, I'm undertallscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #47 June 8, 2006 Heard this one recently: I don't know what his problem is, but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce. We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #48 June 8, 2006 No matter where you go there you areDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #49 June 8, 2006 If there's no solution, there's no problem.scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #50 June 8, 2006 It' your round and mine's a pint of bitter. . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites