0
JENNR8R

Favorite Sayings

Recommended Posts

On the liqour Cabinet at my Parents Beach House "He who hoots with the Owls at night can't soar with the Eagles in the morning"

"The mind is like a parachute it only works when its open"

When Busy "I am busier than a one legged man at a butt kicking contest"

"Natrue vs. Nurture"

My nephew (he was 6 at the time) upon hearing that I had started skydiving: "doesn't he know that he can die doing that"



My Dad to my Mom when he was trying to talk her out of doing a Tandem (which she ended up doing and was one of the coolest experiences of my life, I might add) Dad "I don't like Caserole" Mom "We aren't haveing caserole for dinner what are you talking about?!" Dad "If you die doing this skydive all the ladies from the church are going to bring me caserole's, and I hate caserole's" I laughed for a long time about that.

To me when I was nervous after my cutaway "Shut up, manifest and get on the damned plane"
Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Said to tandem students on occasion:

"You're as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs".

Other favorites:

"If you're gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough".
"If you're gonna be a bear, be a GRIZZLY"!
"It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 5 to reach out and bitch-slap the motherfucker so you feel better". :P
Doctor I ain't gonna die,
Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

You must be a lot smarter than you look!



I'm going to assume that is one of your favorite sayings and not directed at me personally. :D
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In Reply To
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


You must be a lot smarter than you look!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


I'm going to assume that is one of your favorite sayings and not directed at me personally.




LOL! I was thinking, what a jerk! 'til I read your post and realized I'd made an incorrect assumption!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
LOL! I was thinking, what a jerk! 'til I read your post and realized I'd made an incorrect assumption!



Yes, I was ready to object indignantly when I realized what he meant. I didn't feel feared and respected for sure... :ph34r:
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
As my Dad said when he learned that I had started skydiving...

"Son... You're nuttier than squirrel shit!"
______________________________________________________________


"Give me some duct tape, chewing gum, and some Jack Daniels and I can fix damn near anything"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
"It's always better to sacrifice your opponent's men."
"An isolated pawn spreads gloom all over the chessboard."
"The blunders are all there on the board, waiting to be made."
"The winner of the game is the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
"The move is there, but you must see it."
"All rook and pawn endings are drawn."
"Tactics is knowing what to do when there is something to do. Strategy is knowing what to do when there is nothing to do."

Savielly Tartakower on chess


Respect my authoritah!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0