prepheckt 0 #26 June 16, 2006 QuotePlease, someone keep me awake. My NCO decided to have a really late night last night so he is passed out on the couch in the other room, and I still have to last 6 more hours before I get off shift! Ha Ha! Fucker!"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #27 June 16, 2006 My thoughts exactly! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #28 June 16, 2006 shave his eyebrows, fuck with his car...(have it towed), wake him up with FUCKING LOUD MUSIC!"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #29 June 16, 2006 What the crap?! Prepheckt took my line! FUCKER! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #30 June 16, 2006 A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #31 June 16, 2006 just drop some shaving cream on the crotch of his pants Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #32 June 16, 2006 You know, every time I see "Mikey Tom", I have an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #33 June 16, 2006 I must have posted this another thread....GODAMMIT! FUCK! Teabag him! Then blackmail him with the pictures...."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #34 June 16, 2006 QuotePlease, someone keep me awake. My NCO decided to have a really late night last night so he is passed out on the couch in the other room, and I still have to last 6 more hours before I get off shift! Dip his hand in some warm water, and tie his boot laces together."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #35 June 16, 2006 Damn...you stole my idea. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #36 June 16, 2006 Someone I worked with at Ft Campbell had thing for fat girls. So..........he brings one in while doing weapons watch. Fucks her on the Ops super's desk and leaves a little orgasmic present in the guy's coffee cup. Utterly disgusting but I couldn't think of a better guy for it to happen to. A year or two later when that Ops Super was spending a fair amount of his days truing to screw me over one way or the other I asked him "How's your coffee been tasting lately?" He just gave me a strange and confused look. Don't know if he ever knew what happened. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
