jasonRose 0 #1 June 17, 2006 How many guys out there have sported wood on the way to alti on a jump plane? How many girls get aroused on the way to alti on a jump plane? This is for science of course. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #2 June 17, 2006 What if you have wood on 4 loads in a row, should you seek medical assistance??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 June 17, 2006 Depends, did you have wood for more than 4 hours, or did it go down between loads? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #4 June 17, 2006 Nevermind."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 June 17, 2006 Sorry, it's Friday night and I'm drunk. edit: By which I mean: you made a joke and then I totally trampled on it and ruined it. It happens to me ALL THE TIME on this site and annoys the hell out of me when it does. And I just did it to you. Sorry, I'm the dick on this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #6 June 17, 2006 [beavis & butthead style]Heh...heh...heh[/beavis & butthead style] You said that you're a dick...on a thread that asks about getting wood...now that's funny! Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #7 June 17, 2006 It's the rapid change in atmospheric pressure. Kind of like taking a baloon into a hyperbaric chamber. I swear to God. Now you know why most TIs are men. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedKite 1 #8 June 17, 2006 Never happened to me but........then I've never been to altitude with Dagny........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #9 June 17, 2006 Never been hard in the jump plane. I have sprouted-wood on commercial flights, wondering what it'd be like to jump at 40k . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #10 June 17, 2006 I get jump horny!!! Ask Hippie - he has good video. Brie"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 June 17, 2006 QuoteHow many guys out there have sported wood on the way to alti on a jump plane? How many girls get aroused on the way to alti on a jump plane? This is for science of course. In the plane and in freefall for sure. Don't remember it happening under canopy, though. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #12 June 17, 2006 No, I cant say that has ever happened to me A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balls 0 #13 June 17, 2006 Note to self, don't sit in front of Jason anymore.---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 June 17, 2006 QuoteNote to self, don't sit in front of Jason anymore. Yup yup yup!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #15 June 17, 2006 QuoteNever happened to me but........then I've never been to altitude with Dagny........... I've never been to altitude with Dagny either, but I have with Kris. I'll blame it on the cold air. Nope, never here. Combination of cold and concentration, I guess.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #16 June 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteHow many guys out there have sported wood on the way to alti on a jump plane? How many girls get aroused on the way to alti on a jump plane? This is for science of course. In the plane and in freefall for sure. Don't remember it happening under canopy, though. Walt Man I have even tried to have wood while in Free Fall but it just doesn't happen. Whats the secret. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 June 19, 2006 QuoteMan I have even tried to have wood while in Free Fall but it just doesn't happen. Whats the secret. I don't know. The time I remember it happening for sure, I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt and something about the sensation just kind of did it for me. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #18 June 19, 2006 QuoteMan I have even tried to have wood while in Free Fall but it just doesn't happen. Since I'm obviously lacking a penis, I can't help wondering if that would hurt when you deployed. I've seen how scrunched up some men's packages are when their leg straps are tight and they don't have an erection. Wouldn't it be worse if you were hard? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 June 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteMan I have even tried to have wood while in Free Fall but it just doesn't happen. Since I'm obviously lacking a penis, I can't help wondering if that would hurt when you deployed. I've seen how scrunched up some men's packages are when their leg straps are tight and they don't have an erection. Wouldn't it be worse if you were hard? It would probably need a really good massage afterward. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #20 June 19, 2006 Are you trying to piss me off? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 June 19, 2006 QuoteAre you trying to piss me off? Hehehehehehehe!!! Sorry, forgot to add the happy ending part to the massage! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #22 June 19, 2006 Happened to me once, on AFF1. Loading up the plane, I'm extremely amped and hyper-aware of all the unfamiliar sensations, running the tasks through my head so I don't forget what to do. More people get packed into the plane, everybody scoots back as fas we can, and I can't help noticing the very cute girl sitting in front of me on the straddle bench. I've got a very close look at her cute hair and cute neck and cute ears with cute earrings.So now you know. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 June 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteMan I have even tried to have wood while in Free Fall but it just doesn't happen. Whats the secret. I don't know. The time I remember it happening for sure, I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt and something about the sensation just kind of did it for me. Walt Would the words free and ball be somewhere in the mix there as well?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #24 June 19, 2006 hmm.. in the plane.. depends on 1. how nervous i am 2. who is pressed up against me in the plane 3. what manouvres the pilot is doing (i love funky takeoffs and other such in air shenanigans). during freefall? hell no. im too busy going "f**k f**k f**k".. under canopy? too busy feeling relieved.. "it opened woo hoo". on the ground? maybe after a beer, some good company and a massage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottswoops 0 #25 June 19, 2006 I had an erection once while flying the plane. I didn't mean to, but the gentle hum of turbines can promote daydreaming. By daydreaming, I mean having vivid fantasies of Jennifer Gardener kicking my ass (Alias style)and demanding that I perform action to her that are illegal in several states. "Try not! Do, or do not.... there is no try." --Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
