NWFlyer 2 #1 June 18, 2006 HAH! Beat ya! "I play online poker and I don't wear a seatbelt. Fear me!" -SeaKev "You know how you always hear about the elephant in the room? We wanted to figure out what would happen if there was ACTUALLY an elephant in the room." -gjhdiver "I'm not naive. Am I?" -McBeth "Those sandwiches had asparagus in them. I can tell." -monkycndo (on his way out of the bathroom.) Anyone else?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #2 June 18, 2006 QuoteHAH! Beat ya! "I play online poker and I don't wear a seatbelt. Fear me!" -SeaKev "You know how you always hear about the elephant in the room? We wanted to figure out what would happen if there was ACTUALLY an elephant in the room." -gjhdiver "I'm not naive. Am I?" -McBeth Anyone else? You Suck! LOL I can't move my tongue that fast and I can't hum that loud! -meeker Damn that's Huge - Gia I'll fuck you so hard that Her tits will jiggle! - Unknown I will NOT put my head on those boobies! - J GET OVER IT! - Random Neighbor @ 3:15 AM Let's get this party STARTED! - Turtle [Australian Accent]Take left onto eight hundred eighty north and perform falacio on a koala[/aussie] - ClownburnerI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 June 18, 2006 "3 days and a wake up. I don't give a FUCK!"-Me several times over the weekend with varying numbers. "Basically, you guys can promote me or I quit."-Me again..... to my boss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #4 June 18, 2006 "...guys should not hold girls under the water. Because we don't understand what being kicked in the balls is like, but we know we don't like drowning" - kelel01 A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #5 June 18, 2006 Just ran across this one... Oh baby wanna see me lick a cone reeeeeeeal slooooooow? ~ SkydiveStMarys A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #6 June 18, 2006 If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and acts like a duck....my SO to our neighbor about calling said neighbors 11 yr old son a jerk. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crutch 0 #7 June 18, 2006 tm to a heavy girl he is suiting up "you don't sweat much for a big girl" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 June 18, 2006 Quotetm to a heavy girl he is suiting up "you don't sweat much for a big girl"OUCH!!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #9 June 18, 2006 Im not sure... is that a compliment or an insult? A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crutch 0 #10 June 18, 2006 we were all trying to figure that out when we got laughing, about five minutes later.blue skies, art Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #11 June 19, 2006 ASteele to dropzone manager when sitting behind him on the plane Saturday night on sunset load.. "Do you know the difference between a Ferrari and a hard-on?" DZM thinks for a minute and says no.. ASteele: "I don't have a Ferrari.." chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 June 19, 2006 QuoteASteele to dropzone manager when sitting behind him on the plane Saturday night on sunset load.. "Do you know the difference between a Ferrari and a hard-on?" DZM thinks for a minute and says no.. ASteele: "I don't have a Ferrari.." It was really great meeting you Roy and Lany . . and al the rest of the byron crew too - sorry about the seatbelt thing I'm definately coming back. quotes: That's why I pointed my nipples that way . . . McRack Here Comes Trouble - Seakev . . . Hi Trouble - Turtle . . . Ummm Do I know you? - Lany . . . "When that plane broke off and up like that - I got the chills, but like in a good way." Several people after the Missing Man Formation flew overhead.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #13 June 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteASteele to dropzone manager when sitting behind him on the plane Saturday night on sunset load.. "Do you know the difference between a Ferrari and a hard-on?" DZM thinks for a minute and says no.. ASteele: "I don't have a Ferrari.." It was really great meeting you Roy and Lany . . and al the rest of the byron crew too - sorry about the seatbelt thing I'm definately coming back. quotes: That's why I pointed my nipples that way . . . McRack Here Comes Trouble - Seakev . . . Hi Trouble - Turtle . . . Ummm Do I know you? - Lany . . . "When that plane broke off and up like that - I got the chills, but like in a good way." Several people after the Missing Man Formation flew overhead. It was really great meeting you also Turtlespeed... .. Now I can put a face to your obnoxious irritating disrespectful sweet disturbing nice threads. ... Oh, and by the way.... I have dyslexia and that's why I didn't know who you were.. I mean... I ... oh,.... you were facing me, weren't you? ... **can't use that one** .... I mean.. I knew who you were.... I was kidding with you.... Oh... Edited to say: ... The quote I remember for the weekend: SeaKev: "Here comes Trouble"... WTF is that supposed to mean?? .. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #14 June 19, 2006 Great to meet ya this weekend, Turtle. More quotage... "I thought you were leaving." -TallGuy "I was but I decided to stick around to see MadJohn's thingie." -NWFlyer"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 June 19, 2006 "Jaye Jay Sunny Skye...sounds like a band." -Sunshine Then later on, we did form a band...with about 7 beer bottles of varying degrees of emptiness: "Hold on, I'm sucking it out so it'll go lower" -Acme "We sound pretty good!" -Turtlespeed "Ooo! He had a little 'toot-toot' thing goin'!" -Gia about SeaKev~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #16 June 19, 2006 My brain is a bit fried - lack of sleep through the weekend, so I'm not coming up with any fun quotes right now. All's I wanted to say is that it was so awesome seeing everyone and meeting some incredible new peeps!!!! The love that was flowing this weekend was truly amazing. I hope that we all continue to keep our hearts open and remind each other how much they mean to us. Have a fucking great week all!!!!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #17 June 19, 2006 You should give him a job, so that tomorrow you can add him to the "I've been fired by SDA" club. - Kelel01 to TreySkymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #18 June 19, 2006 I ate so much Chinese food while I was in China. - Shan ShanSkymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #19 June 19, 2006 "Can we go back later? I've never seen a real live whore before" - Sunshine "The great thing about being a girl is that you can grab other girls boobs when ever you want! Watch" - McBethFly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #20 June 19, 2006 As told by Clownburner I have a bathroom problem -SeaKevI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #21 June 19, 2006 [J] Lets Serve these Bitches... The plates, I was referring to the Plates!! [Turtlespeed] I think I owe Beer for that!! [Sunshine] Why does this Cannon ball have a hole in it?? [With her finger in the hole] [J] This was a Prison.. It was probably a sex toy!! [Sunshine] He will be the Tall, Thin Goofy Looking one!! [J] If you Sneeze, Im Running!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #22 June 19, 2006 QuoteJ] If you Sneeze, Im Running!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #23 June 19, 2006 "Jesus, Jack....that's toxic!" Ladyskydiver *limping while walking through the grocery store* "If I could run, I would" Ladyskydiver obviously these quotes are related Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #24 June 19, 2006 By PLFKing in the "Are your family pets deranged " thread about the goat in the picture: "She tapes posters of Clay on the walls of her shed faster than I can tear them down."My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyesspot 0 #25 June 19, 2006 Skye to G & J "People are going to ask how you got that bruise on your arm and you are going to tell them by a poking contest"Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
