McDuck 0 #1 June 21, 2006 "Did I show you my sore?" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBounce 0 #2 June 21, 2006 Ewwww!! Right up there with "The doctor thinks I've got chickenpox!" Get outta here, you typhoid mary! Gavin Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 June 21, 2006 "I had kebab last night" after letting one go near me1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #4 June 21, 2006 that he'd love to have a fag (we call ciggy's fags, well some do in the the uk) yeah im damn bored at work."When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie 0 #5 June 21, 2006 Yes, it's yours. Hey. Come look, I made potty! Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #6 June 21, 2006 What time do you get off? "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 June 21, 2006 true story... woman in white pants, is being visited by Aunt Flow, bends over and asks, "Am I leaking?" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 June 21, 2006 Nooooooooooooooo I didn't need to read that (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 June 21, 2006 1) "Can you cover me for 20 minutes? I need to get this TB test read." 2) "We're gonna get a new union contract. And to think, you would have been a journeyman in six months." 3) "About last night - I was reading the Employee Handbook and..." 4) "I just found out that they are monitoring our e-mail." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 June 21, 2006 Quote"Did I show you my sore?" Things I have actually heard from co-workers: * "Are you gay?" (Just to be a wiseass I told her that I was. ) * "Are you high?" (She was mental and usually high.) * The "Are you high?" girl also told me about her latest yeast infection in great detail. That's just from co-workers. I won't even go into the things clients told me when I worked with the mentally retarded and insane! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 June 21, 2006 Quotetrue story... woman in white pants, is being visited by Aunt Flow, bends over and asks, "Am I leaking?" HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 June 21, 2006 The irony in Walt looking after mental patients when he takes pictures of his own turds1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour 0 #13 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuote"Did I show you my sore?" That's just from co-workers. I won't even go into the things clients told me when I worked with the mentally retarded and insane! Walt What part of the skydiving industry do you work in ? -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #14 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuotetrue story... woman in white pants, is being visited by Aunt Flow, bends over and asks, "Am I leaking?" HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Walt I just knew you'd like that one, Walt! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 June 21, 2006 QuoteThe irony in Walt looking after mental patients when he takes pictures of his own turds No irony at all. I've seen a guy EAT his own turds. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe irony in Walt looking after mental patients when he takes pictures of his own turds No irony at all. I've seen a guy EAT his own turds. Walt When I was a therapist, I never saw it that bad, just saw a really bad borderline woman shit in her hand and smear it all over the glass door to our facility. That was pretty bad. She was so very proud of herself. I did see a schizophrenic lady pick lice out of her hair and eat it though. That was lovely. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 June 21, 2006 QuoteWhen I was a therapist, I never saw it that bad, just saw a really bad borderline woman shit in her hand and smear it all over the glass door to our facility. That was pretty bad. She was so very proud of herself. I did see a schizophrenic lady pick lice out of her hair and eat it though. That was lovely. So, uh, did therapy help either of them? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #18 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhen I was a therapist, I never saw it that bad, just saw a really bad borderline woman shit in her hand and smear it all over the glass door to our facility. That was pretty bad. She was so very proud of herself. I did see a schizophrenic lady pick lice out of her hair and eat it though. That was lovely. So, uh, did therapy help either of them? Walt the lice lady was hospitalized again (for like the 40,000th time) and the borderline, well, we just shot her. that's about all you can do, really. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 June 21, 2006 I know I was late with my part of the project but would you expedite your part?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #20 June 21, 2006 QuoteI know I was late with my part of the project but would you expedite your part? hopefully expediting your part was breaking their nose. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saw 0 #21 June 21, 2006 "can I borrow your stapler?" Join me in my "no clouds" petition! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #22 June 21, 2006 Right when the job is the "Oh yeah, did I tell you that I have a doctor's appointment and I have permission to leave now? " Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caz 0 #23 June 21, 2006 "curry and beer night last night chaps, I'd avoid trap 1 for an hour or so if I were you" is frequently heard around 9.30 in my office ~~~ London Skydivers ~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #24 June 21, 2006 "Wanna see my nipple?" NOT KIDDING!!! Okay, so she was joking... but it's STILL THE OFFICE!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #25 June 21, 2006 Quote"Wanna see my nipple?" NOT KIDDING!!! Okay, so she was joking... but it's STILL THE OFFICE!!!! what's wrong w/ that??? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
