Broke 0 #26 June 22, 2006 Hey I just said to run don't groupe me in with all these pervesDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #27 June 22, 2006 QuoteI only have myself to blame.... why do I torture myself by reading every single one of these posts.... I seriously feel like I need a shower now.... DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY boys g Because - you hope beyond all hope that one day, somehow, it will end up as a respectable post. However - I do have to research the screaming seagull. It sounds interesting.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #28 June 22, 2006 You love it and you know it. You are totally turned on by reading these posts. You can't lie. Next thing YOU'LL be wanting to marry me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #29 June 22, 2006 QuoteYou love it and you know it. You are totally turned on by reading these posts. You can't lie. Next thing YOU'LL be wanting to marry me. OMG, Corey, I just blacked out and envisioned us living in a split level home with 8 lil ones running around screaming.... but it's okay, cuz with all the noise the kids are making they'll never notice that your ramming my ass!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #30 June 22, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's just friggin' made my day complete. Still laughing.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #31 June 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou love it and you know it. You are totally turned on by reading these posts. You can't lie. Next thing YOU'LL be wanting to marry me. OMG, Corey, I just blacked out and envisioned us living in a split level home with 8 lil ones running around screaming.... but it's okay, cuz with all the noise the kids are making they'll never notice that your ramming my ass!!!! g but g, you can't make babies that way!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #32 June 22, 2006 Well with 8 kids running around I would hope the making babies process would be complete. Maybe that's the reason that we switched to anal sex?!? STILL laughing.. fucking great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #33 June 22, 2006 Quotebut g, you can't make babies that way! shhhhhhh, don't let Corey hear that... we don't need him wondering where all the children came from!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #34 June 22, 2006 You're referring to me by my real name and not my username. That's sexy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #35 June 22, 2006 QuoteYou're referring to me by my real name and not my username. That's sexy... See admit it! We ARE meant to be together!!!! c`mere and spank me!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #36 June 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteI only have myself to blame.... why do I torture myself by reading every single one of these posts.... I seriously feel like I need a shower now.... DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY boys g Because - you hope beyond all hope that one day, somehow, it will end up as a respectable post. However - I do have to research the screaming seagull. It sounds interesting. The screaming seagull is definately a winner.....trust me.... Puttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #37 June 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou're referring to me by my real name and not my username. That's sexy... See admit it! We ARE meant to be together!!!! c`mere and spank me!!!! g i ALWAYS catch up with these threads when someone is about to deliver a spankin'. I love this place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #38 June 22, 2006 In all honesty... you can't be teasing me like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #39 June 22, 2006 QuoteIn all honesty... you can't be teasing me like that. I'm sorry... I'll back away from the thread now... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #40 June 22, 2006 Use her for sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #41 June 22, 2006 QuoteUse her for butt sex. Fixed it for you.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #42 June 22, 2006 No! Fuck and I was so close. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #43 June 22, 2006 QuoteNo! Fuck and I was so close. Looks like a manual finish!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaden 0 #44 June 22, 2006 If, she wasn't expecting anything from you... I'd say, pretend she never told you. No pressure=No problem. Marriage is a whole different situation. IMO Good luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #45 June 22, 2006 QuoteThe screaming seagull is definately a winner.....trust me.... oh my..... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #46 June 22, 2006 Oh no http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Screaming+Seagull For those who are wonderingDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #47 June 22, 2006 I second, restraining order From my very limited experience, i have found that humans do not have the experience or integrity to promise forever, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #48 June 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteUse her for butt sex. Fixed it for you. Thanks... I must have been tired when I posted that or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaden 0 #49 June 22, 2006 Sometimes... reality gets creepy. What's the point of running away? We are mostly adults. If you like being single...Run away, this is your right. Everyone is different. The majority of jumpers are single by choice. You need to analyze your priorities. IMO. Good luck! If shes's cool & comfy...give it a chance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #50 June 22, 2006 I agree with everyone, hit that shit. Make sure to give her the "Phantom". Then quickly discover your mom is in the hospital, you have to go right now!!! and start locking your doors and windows, and sleep with a weapon. that should protect you from a bobbit. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
