Andy_Copland 0 #1 July 4, 2006 Long story, they have a dog that was always trying to jump the fence to get to our dog, and it isnt to have a tea party. Anyway a while ago my grandad was coming to visit walking his dog and sure enough his dog was attacked, my grandad tried to stop it and ended up in hospital have stitches to his hands. They offered no apology and the impression i got was that they didnt think they had done anything wrong. I moved out and my mum was ringing me time to time telling me they would shout things over the fence and throw dog shit over. I like to see situations for myself and dont take anyones words as gospel, not even my mums. So one day i got to visit and sure enough its all going down, i see red and grab the man at his doorstep after i heard him calling my mum i name i cant even remember. Anyway it calmed down after he nearly had his head pulled off his shoulders but lately its all happeneing again. Im back at home so i dont know if its because im living back here or its because my mum didnt want to see me lose my temper over them and hasnt kept me informed. They are so childish that they are taking the piss out of the way my bloody parrot talks... They always have something to say when my mum or her boyfriend walk past. I can keep walking away if its directed at me but i dont know if i can control myself if they get arguing with my mum again. The funny part is the family dont actually say anytihng in front of me, i just get the evil looks. So im thinking i should just remind them that i wont take shit. [/rant]1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #2 July 4, 2006 It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 July 4, 2006 Ahhh the sweet voice of reason! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #4 July 4, 2006 Hmm, what to take out the cupboard? Spaghetti - no too annoying, rice - too boring, chocolate - too naughty, bean - nah.... hold on a moment, whats this? ITS A CAN OF WOOPASS MOTHER FUCKER! YAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 July 4, 2006 Im trying to be angry you stupid bastard 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #6 July 4, 2006 How could you be angry at a face like this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 July 4, 2006 WTF 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #8 July 4, 2006 what about option 5? Ignore them and go away. Mum needs to move to the countryside...."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #9 July 4, 2006 QuoteIt's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum! SCoop please dont encourage him to fight. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #10 July 4, 2006 I would never condone such activities Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #11 July 4, 2006 Court proceedings for the dog bite = dead dog = no dog shit. Neighbours start shouting = you start barking. Or... get more/bigger dogs and out manouver them on the dog shit fight. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 July 4, 2006 ..[cough]... we now know a man who has BIG friends... buy them some beer and invite them around for a whooping contest. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #13 July 4, 2006 Put copious amounts of chocolates in the neighbor's yard. Just throw a bagful of chocolate chips into the yard a handful at a time...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #14 July 4, 2006 Everyone has neighbors some are just worse than others. We don't get along with our neighbor's either. the most effective solution we've found is to keep a stiff upper lip and Kill them with kindness. Everytime we see them we wave and say hello. It piss's them off enough that they've asked us to stop. Any other stuff that happens with the neighbor's that against the law we let the police handle it. Not surprised to hear that challenging neighbers are a international problem. For more info you can do a search in DZ. Enjoy R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #15 July 4, 2006 Simple, feed their dog chocolate. (Don't do that seriously) Maybe sit down with the neighbors and try to talk everything out. Hope that helps."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 July 4, 2006 Her sister and husband live on the exit opposit side of us so we are in the middle and even they're on our side, her own sister has abandoned her Couldnt harm the dog So no more chocolate posts 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #17 July 4, 2006 Oldie but a goodie: flaming bag of dogshit on the front porch. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #18 July 4, 2006 Borrow a police K-9 and do some "protection" work practice in front of their house. Then tell him you got a new baby cause he was such a wuvable widdle cutie pie. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #19 July 4, 2006 Besides the obvious...police? Video them being assholes and put it on the internet. Direct them to the link - after all if it's done in public, they can not expect privacy. Run a newspaper ad with photos/story of them being assholes. Or...SkyCat has a great suggestion. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #20 July 5, 2006 get a sponge.. soak it in bacon grease, compress it and tie it with a string and allow to dry. When dry.. remove the string and throw it over fence.. Dog will eat spomg which will expand and block him from taking a shit.. in a day or so dog will be gone err.. dead problem solved. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #21 July 5, 2006 The neighbors are still going to be there Don't worry be happy R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #22 July 5, 2006 Quote Anyway a while ago my grandad was coming to visit walking his dog and sure enough his dog was attacked, my grandad tried to stop it and ended up in hospital have stitches to his hands. Press charges and sue them I moved out and my mum was ringing me time to time telling me they would shout things over the fence and throw dog shit over. Quote Videotape them throwing the dogshit over your fence and give the tape to the police ***i see red and grab the man at his doorstep after i heard him calling my mum i name i cant even remember. Anyway it calmed down after he nearly had his head pulled off his shoulders but lately its all happeneing again.......but i dont know if i can control myself if they get arguing with my mum again. . Do not attack him unless you want to spend some time defending yourself against prison gangrapes Sorry that you and your parents have to put up with these goofs. How do the other neighbors feel about these people? Do you have allies? These scenarios always suck because assholes who like to spend their lives harrassing people always seem to have far more time on their hands than their victims and therefore can allocate more resources to these stupid games. Furthermore the law seems to always give these clowns the benefit of the doubt. Anyway, wish you luck sorting this nonsense out. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #23 July 5, 2006 Burn them out. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #24 July 5, 2006 Nuke 'em and blame it on North Korea! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #25 July 5, 2006 Do you know any pig farmers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
