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Oh go on then, Carl, I'll be your sales laydeee if you come up with the cool idea. Can I move to the States and skydive like crazy and do I only have to talk to skydivers instead of these CORPORATE WANKERS that currently fill my days?
Sorry, slightly off post, I shall end my obsessive rant NOW!
Emma

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I've got a couple of ideas, but they rather involve selling software.

In the words of my man Lloyd; enjoy:
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed... or buy anything sold or processed... or process anything sold, bought or processed... or repair anything sold, bought or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
-- Lloyd Dobler

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Hi, mi name is Marcelo Massat. I'm from Uruguay though my profile is quite international: learned Skydiving in Brazil and got my degree in literature and new media at NYU.
For a living I run a small website/CDROM design shop with some friends. Also teach HTML University courses.
Still in the sub-20 jump cathegory, shedding off whuffoness.
Marcelo
Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages at:
http://xybe.50megs.com

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Wow, absent minded me, took me a week to notice this thread. Anyway... Marc Mallette, sophomore at the University of Illinois in psychology... but with every jump, a career in skydiving looks better and better...! As it is, I'm an assistant groundskeeper at a golf course in the summer(I sit on my ass on a lawn mower, staring at the sky, all week long), and hoping to win the lottery or for some rich old guy to give me money so that I can buy a rig and keep jumping during the school year.
On the skydiving front, I've got 25 jumps, and my current skills are unstable exits and kicking out of line twists. Eventually I hope to learn to fall in a straight line(sounds like it shouldn't be that hard, when I say it like that).
Marc

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My name is Ron Jeremy...I make movies for a living..
HAHAHA

You know why he is so popular? he gives the regular Joe the reassurance that if someone that fat and ugly can get into porn, the rest of us have a shot. LOL
For those of you that dont know, hes a fat, ugly porn star with your average um... "Tool". Nothing outstanding that you would think would have gotten him into those films. I still think its an industry secret that he really pays THEM to be in the films, and he makes his money elsewhere.
My name is Roy and I'm a skyaholic. I just cant get past step one of the 12 steps because I dont wanna quit! (step one is admitting your problem) I am a self employed computer network engineer.

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ps. I'm a female not a male :)

In the words of Reeves: "Whoa!" ;)
Don't mind me, I'm just a 21 yr old college student looking around for jumpers my age. It seems that most of the jumpers besides the one from my college club are around the age of...well, middle age.
AggieDave '02
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Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!
BTHO t.u.

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And, yes, I've taken several still photos and camcorder shots of some of the older, beautiful courthouses I've gone out to- some were built in the late 1800's and the architecture is absolutely grand! How did you know?

2 of the abstractors in our office had a race to see who would get all 46 SC county courthouses first. I agree that they're beautiful buildings. If you think about it, until very recently when the southern states' population started urbanizing, county courthouses were probably the only centers of government that most people came in contact with. They HAD to look grand, if only to keep up appearances. :)As for Dan Bridgers, now that I think about it he's a collection attorney not a foreclosure attorney so he probably doesn't need much titlework. The only reason I asked is that his name appears on company letterhead as ** (of counsel, licensed in GA only) so I wondered if we had the whole sixdegrees business going.
Blues, squares,
PTiger
"Beer: the OTHER other white meat."

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Hi. My name is Justin Fields (heard all the jokes already), and I live in Maryland. I'm an IT geek, like so many here. Unlike many, I actually like my job. I work at a small law firm, where I get paid pretty decently to make sure the attorneys are up and running.
I'm a one-man IT shop, so I do some of everything: net admin., printer repairman, database admin., web designer, technology purchasing manager, helpdesk, graphics, and general guru to the computer-challenged. :)RTFM
WIDR
Justin
Member of the Whuffo Conversion Team

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My name is Darkzone and I was born in 1941 so that makes me 40 but I don't mention it because it puts the girlies off. I have an identical twin brother, Drakzone who is gay and three months younger than me. Our dad was a gypsy who went out in the evenings with a dead tarty woman and he would come back in the evenings covered in pigeon feathers.
I was a child in adverts. I had to advertise apples for the Apple Marketing Board. Drakzone did not start speaking until his early teens and had to go to hospital regularly to have water drained from his brain. He had that Hydrofoil thingy.
I was quite brilliant at school but was thrown out first because I was a good fighter. I popped the teacher.
I worked for the Mayor of Casterbridge servicing and flying his helicopter. I earned £2000.38 a day. Two silver thousand pound coins. Then I worked in a shoe factory because of my sense of style. I invented a shoe. I got the idea from a road going off into the distance.
In the early 60s our Gran lost her eyes, and her ears...and her kidneys. I made her two new eyes out of marbles. the sparkled. I made her a new kidneys out of some left over man-made uppers but they never worked.
Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!

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My name is Melissa Bennae...or it will be soon...I'm a wireless communications consultant and a Mommy to a 3 year old little girl and a widow too... and moving to FLA to jump all year...and retire and take the BIC so I can teach others how to fly!
Might as well come to FLA Mr. Gordon..You know i'll need you to set up my hub again! If I don't see ya before I go {{{{{kisses}}}}}}} for all your time spent w/ me and Todd fixing my pos puter! should have come to the Chester boogie this weekend the CASA was great!!!
Edited by melissagsc on 7/23/01 12:03 PM.

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I'm BenW (as the name says) and I'm unemployed but currently sitting in the Amsterdam EasyEverything (the internet shop - apparently I'm buying some internet).
I like to jump out of airyplanes. I have my own rig which is nice to me. I am nice to my rig too.
The simple things in life are the best. Sort of like me..... :D
B.

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hello
my name is mark and i am a full time musician. i play a contrebasse or upright bass or stand up bass, you get the idea. i play as many kinds of music as i can and luckily that puts me in jazz, blues, country, bluegrass, rock musique actuelle projects. lots of intense people which is probably why i took so well to all the people in skydiving! i live in montreal and we just finished our international jazzfest and the jazzfest was good enough to me employment wise to let me buy a slighly used spectre 170 to complete my first rig.

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