Go Fuck Yourself

[funks 1]

I was just told this 2 1/2 minutes ago. I then realized I have been told this many times in my life.

Question is, to appease the requester how in fact would one go about honoring such a request?



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[NWFlyer 2]

Hand
BOB
Dildo
Pocket pussy
Cucumber

Some combination of all of the above.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[guppie01 0]

Lots of yoga for flexibility...

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[Icon134 0]

well on the plus side... you obviously made an impression on the person...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[weegegirl 2]

again? wow... you really know how to make friends their boss.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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how in fact would one go about honoring such a request? Crazy

Very carefully considering your recent outbreak

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[waltappel 1]

Not a problem.

* Walk into a biker bar and loudly yell, "Who's the faggot that owns that black Harley parked out front?!!!!"

* Walk into a predominantly Black bar and loudly yell, "Hey, BOY!!!!"

* Post something in the women's forum. No special effort needed--just be yourself.

* Fuck with HH (heh, heh. I just *had* to put that one in!)

I'm sure others have plenty of great ideas.

Walt

[funks 1]

All you fucking clowns with the Go fuck yourself PM's can go fuck yourselves.

[Zipp0 1]

Drive to Jersey.

Enter local bar or restaurant

Scream "Camaros are for faggots!!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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All you fucking clowns with the Go fuck yourself PM's can go fuck yourselves

Best I have ever had

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[freeflir29 0]

Does your dick reach your asshole?

[airtwardo 6]

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Does your dick reach your asshole?

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if not...can he borrow your knife?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[turtlespeed 212]

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I was just told this 2 1/2 minutes ago. I then realized I have been told this many times in my life.

Question is, to appease the requester how in fact would one go about honoring such a request?



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*This sigline has been hand typed because I apparently suck*

Ummm -

Try a cock strecher - set it on full

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Gregzilla 0]

If I could fuck myself I'd probably never leave the house

"Just remember that when mortal men play superheroes, gravity is their kryptonite."
Dudiest Skydiver # 3760

[turtlespeed 212]

Scooter must have deleted the post.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun