skydemon2 0 #1 July 14, 2006 It hurts my eyes to look at her for long periods.... SFWBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #2 July 14, 2006 is she from venus? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #3 July 14, 2006 No I think she came from a Penis... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 July 14, 2006 she's puuuuuurdy g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #5 July 14, 2006 Maybe she's one of those triple-breasted whores from Eroticon 6. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #6 July 14, 2006 That was my old gurl I posted a pic a few days ago!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,254 #7 July 14, 2006 Some say her erogenous zones begin 5 miles from her body.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #8 July 14, 2006 She can suck your dick and lick your nuts at the same time . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #9 July 14, 2006 QuoteSome say her erogenous zones begin 5 miles from her body. Me, I disagree. I say six. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #10 July 14, 2006 QuoteShe can suck your dick and lick your nuts at the same time . *********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #11 July 14, 2006 I kept trying to adjust my eyes looking at that. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #12 July 14, 2006 Would it be pot calling the kettle to say "Geeks!"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #13 July 14, 2006 QuoteI kept trying to adjust my eyes looking at that. I tried to turn my head sideways and cross my eyes... but that just made it worse... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKYOCEAN 0 #14 July 14, 2006 I like her sideburns.I should have been a kickass drummer and a world famous first base man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #15 July 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteI kept trying to adjust my eyes looking at that. I tried to turn my head sideways and cross my eyes... but that just made it worse... You can cross your eyes... that's sexy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #16 July 14, 2006 Nah, not quite to geek status yet. A true geek would point out that if memory serves correctly, the erogenous zones actually were said to begin four miles from her body, but Ford thinks it's five. And on a related note, Eccentrica Gallumbits never actually makes an appearance in the series, but is quoted as calling Zaphod "The best bang since the big one." That's the kind of thing a geek would add to the conversation, so I think you're still safe. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #17 July 14, 2006 QuoteNah, not quite to geek status yet. That's the kind of thing a geek would add to the conversation, so I think you're still safe. *whew* I wouldn't have wanted anyone to think that I worry my pretty little head over books stuffs. Need to keep up appearances and all that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,254 #18 July 14, 2006 QuoteA true geek would point out that if memory serves correctly, the erogenous zones actually were said to begin four miles from her body, but Ford thinks it's five. And on a related note, Eccentrica Gallumbits never actually makes an appearance in the series, but is quoted as calling Zaphod "The best bang since the big one." Shit, I was trying to figure out how to fit "Best Bang" into the thread! (And I couldn't remember if it was 4 and 5 miles or 5 and 10. I gambled wrongly. We apologise for the inconvenience)Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #19 July 14, 2006 QuoteShit, I was trying to figure out how to fit "Best Bang" into the thread! Yeah, I should have tried to be a little more subtle. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #20 July 14, 2006 QuoteYou can cross your eyes... that's sexy Wow... it doesn't take much does it... but yeah... wanna see... btw: I did notice that the Left Eye appears to move more then the right... this isn't too scary is it?Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #21 July 14, 2006 Oh baby... now we're talking nice eyes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #22 July 14, 2006 QuoteYeah, I should have tried to be a little more subtle. I'll just give a and be subtle over here eating my Pears Gallumbit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #23 July 14, 2006 You should take her skydiving here. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #24 July 14, 2006 omfg I just had a seizure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #25 July 15, 2006 Dude, that's some good acid you're doing. Just don't jump on it, promise ? Jump on her instead. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites