sartre 0 #26 July 17, 2006 And remember, the camera adds ten pounds. So he looks like a 32 pound cat, but in reality, he's just a measly 22 pounds. I better go feed him..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #27 July 17, 2006 Does she need help getting up on the couch or window?? I have a friend that has, no freakin' lie, a 22 lb cat. This cat is so huge that it needs help getting up on the bed or counter, where my friend keeps the Kittys food bowl. I think you need to start a support group for big boned (coughcough) cats. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #28 July 17, 2006 QuoteYeah but cats have that rough tongue... I don't know about you but I prefer a soft tongue doing the licking.... I can't really say, as I've never been licked by a rough tongue. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #29 July 17, 2006 QuoteI don't know man, I saw an ad for the new Fancy Feast flavors and it got my juices running Often billboards and local magazine ads for dogfood where the kibble is being cut with a knife and fork are much more prevalent in cities with high elderly populations, such as Miami, Phoenix, etc. The reason is marketing - wet and/or "juicy" dog food and cat food sell more in urban areas with large elderly populations. You might conclude that elderly people have more dogs and cats, but statistics show that they don't necessarily own more, and might even own less pets in these areas. However social scientists are concerned that the real reason is because many elderly people are eating cat and dog food - much cheaper than human groceries, and elderly people's taste buds are often degenerated to the point that pet food is one of the few things strong enough to give them flavor.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #30 July 17, 2006 Being a cat would be awesome... Someone can pet me all day long, then I'll lick myself. That would be cool... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #31 July 17, 2006 On the advice of my attorney, I will refrain from asking if it would be heavy petting. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #32 July 17, 2006 See?? That's all I am saying! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #33 July 17, 2006 No. Cats lick their butts. And then they turn their noses up at their food. Maybe I'll invent butt flavored cat food and get rich. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #34 July 17, 2006 Did you just ask everyone if they wanted to be a pussy?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #35 July 18, 2006 QuoteDid you just ask everyone if they wanted to be a pussy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
