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Massive attack Inertia Creeps

Recollect me darling raise me to your lips
2 undernourished egos 4 rotating hips
Hold on to me tightly I'm a sliding scale
Can't endure then you can inhale
Clearly out of body experience
Interferes and dreams of flying I fit nearly
Surrounds me though I get lonely
Slowly
Moving up slowly
Inertia keeps
She's moving up slowly
She comes moving up slowly
In my home no chrome as clear as
See me now with my nearest dearest
Been there when I'm over-careering
Room shifting is endearing
Between us is our kitchen
Where she finds my irritant's itching
Been here before been here forever
Moving up slowly
Inertia keeps moving up slowly
She comes moving up slowly
There be no sound in my eiderdown
Awake I lie in the morning blue
Room is still my antenna in you
Nylon burns the bedspread with 2
Gravity zero see me stall
I bounce off the walls lose my footing and fall
It can be sweet though incomplete though
And the frames will freeze see me on all 4's
It's been a long time
She comes
ComesI want to fuck you,
I caught your radio waves
I caught your radio waves
With tin cans and string
Say you string me along
Say string me along
Say inertia creeps
Inertia creeps and she comes
"Well behaved women rarely make history"

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How about this line from Hallelujah? Leonard Cohen's lyrics, but Jeff Buckley made it oh-so-sexy...

but remember when i moved in you
and the holy dove was moving too
and every breath we drew was hallelujah

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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There are so many songs in this thread that I've never heard! Looks like I need to do some music homework. :$



If you've never listened to the whole album that has Jeff Buckley's cover of "Hallelujah" on it, you're missing out. Grace is such an amazing album.

Ooh, that reminds me of another great lyric from that album... from "Lover, You Should've Come Over":



So I'll wait for you... And I'll burn
Will I ever see your sweet return?
Oh, will I ever learn?
Oh, Lover, you should've come over
Cause it's not too late.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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How about this line from Hallelujah? Leonard Cohen's lyrics, but Jeff Buckley made it oh-so-sexy...



Nonono. The John Cale version beats Buckley's version hands down. It was on a tribute album, maybe called "I'm Your Fan"? John Cale played in the Velvet Underground.

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that's not love gravy, love gravy goes like this:

tonight is right for love...



Ok, both have 'love gravy' in them. I don't know what the other one I posted is called, but it's good anyway. Classic Isaac Hayes, uh, I mean Chef.

Alright, I wasn't gonna jack this thread anymore, cuz the serious posts are really good, until I remembered another Chef song. Couldn't remember all the lyrics, so gottem on the web. Y'all remember this one, sing along, ok here goes:

When a man loves a woman
And a woman loves a man
Well, sometimes the man doesn't love the woman,
But he pretends like he does, in order to get some action
The magic starts to happen
And the two take off their clothes-that's right!
They carress and touch each other
Until a part of the man grows
Ooooo they roll around and things are really start to gettin hot!
And the man says I love and the woman says,
Hold on a second I gotta go to the bathroom
And you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait,
and you wait and you wait and you wait
You wait and you're coolin down and she's still goin to the bathroom
Finally she comes back and she says-baby I'm gettin hot!
And that's when you gotta jam her butt


Ok, I'm out.
Ohne Liebe sind wir nichts

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Way back in the early ninties I saw Damn Yankees with Jackal openning. I have to say one of the most interesting monologs I have ever heard was from the lead singer of Jackal. He said his producer told them they needed a love song in order to sale albums so their love song was, "She loves my c*ck"

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**Suck My Kiss (RHCP)

Should of been, could of been
Would of been dead
If I didn't get the message
Goin' to my head
I am what I am
Most motherfuckers
Don't give a damn
Aw baby think you can
Be my girl, I'll be your man

Come-on full of fun
Do me 'till I'm well done
Little Bo peep
Cumin' from my stan gun
Beware... take care
Most motherfuckers
Have a cold ass stare
Aw baby please be there
Suck my kiss cut me my share

Hit me you can't hurt me
Suck my kiss
Kiss me please pervert me
Stick with this
Is she talking dirty
Give to me sweet sacred bliss
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss

Look at me can't you see
All I really want to be
Is free from a world
That hurts me
I need relief
Do you want me girl
To be your thief
Aw baby just for you
I'd steal anything that you want me to

K - I - S - S - I - N - G
Chicka chicka dee
Do me like a banshee
Low brow is how
Swimming in the sound
Of bow wow wow
Aw baby do me now
Do me here I do allow

Hit me you can't hurt me
Suck my kiss
Kiss me please pervert me
Stick with this
Is she talking dirty
Give to me sweet sacred bliss
Your mouth was made to...


**Blood Sugar Sex Magik

Blood sugar sucker fish
In my dish
How many pieces
Do you wish
Step into a heaven
Where I keep it on the soulside
Girl please me
Be my soul bride
Every woman
Has a piece of Aphrodite
Copulate to create
A state of sexual light
Kissing her virginity
My affinity
I mingle with the gods
I mingle with devinity

Blood sugar baby
She's magik
Sex magik sex magik
Blood sugar baby
She's magik
Sex magik sex magik
Blood sugar crazy
She has it
Sex magik sex magik
Blood sugar baby
She's magik
Sex magik sex magik

Glorious euphoria
Is my must
Erotic shock
Is a function of lust
Temporarily blind
Dimensions to discover
In time
Each into the other
Uncontrollable notes
From her snowwhite throat
Fill a space
In which two bodies float
Operatic by voice
A fanatic by choice
Aromatic is the flower
She must be moist

**Sir Psycho Sexy

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the Garden of Eden
Standing there with my heart on bleedin'
There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave me the reason
Booty lookin' too good not to be squeezin
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver
I won't and I don't hang up untill I please her
Makin' her feel like an over archiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met one time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea yea

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
She said get out and spread your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "What's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "Ooo that's tight"
I swaited her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I'm the man that you met one time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I'm the man that leaves you blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea yea

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down
Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down

Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right of the map
Ooow and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while
"I believe the risks I take are justified by the sheer love of the life I lead" - Charles Lindbergh

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Some good NIN stuff, from Self Destruction, Part Two...

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i am the needle in your vein (and i control you)
i am the high you can't sustain (and i control you)
i am the pusher i'm a whore (and i control you)
i am the need you have for more (and i control you)



Damn, Trent, that's some heavy shit. I like it. :)

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JJ Cale "Closer to You"

Wish I was a stocking clanging to your thigh
Everytime you'd move around I'd view you walking by
Wish I was your underwear hanging around your waist
Everytime you'd shake that thing I'd get a little taste
Closer, closer, closer to you
Closer, got to get closer, closer to you
If I was a pair of boots I wouldn't have to beg
I'd be satisfied just being around your leg
When I am dreaming it takes so many trips
I'd pretend that I'm a stick to decorate your lips
Closer, closer, closer to you
Closer, got to get closer, closer to you
If I am a necklace hanging down your front
When you feel the time was right I'd notice what you want
Wish I was a silk shirt draped around your back
Right next to your skin tryin' to make contact
Closer, closer, closer to you
Closer, closer, closer to you
If I had my wishes, If I had my way
I'd be all the same to you, each and everyday
Closer, closer, closer to you
Closer, closer, closer to you
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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

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Spinal Taps has loads of them:

"Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay"

The last bit to "Bitch School" is:
"I'm gonna chain you.
Make you sleep out of doors.
You're so fetching when you're down on all fours.
And when you hear your master,
You will come a little faster, thanks to
Bitch School."


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Of course Prince had lots of 'em too on 1999...

Little Red Corvette....lol.
Delerious
Let's Pretend We're married
Lady Cab Driver

Remember???

And speaking of Corvettes....
George Jones' "The Corvette Song!"
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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

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Or Barry White...

Uh...
Oh, baby
Oh, baby (Keep on)
Come on, baby (Keep on doin’ it, right on)
Mmm, mmm, mmm (Right on doin’ it)
You got it together (Baby, keep on)
Oh, you got it together, baby (Right on, keep on doin’ it)
Not yet, baby, oh, not yet
Mmm, mmm (My-my baby, keep on)
I swear you got it together, baby (Keep on, keep on)

Whatever, whatever
Girl, I’ll do
Forever and ever, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I’ll see you through

I’ve got to keep you pleased
In every way I can
Gonna give you all of me
As much as you can stand

Make love to you right now
That’s all I want to do
I know you need it, girl
And you know I need it, too

‘Cause I found
What the world is searching for
Here, right here, my dear
I don’t have to look no more

And, oh, my babe
I hoped and I prayed
For someone just like you
To make me feel the way you do

Never, never gonna give you up
I’m never, ever gonna stop
Not the way I feel about you
Girl, I just can’t live without you

I’m never, ever gonna quit
‘Cause quittin’ just ain’t my stick
I’m gonna stay right here with you
Do all the things you want me to

Whatever you want
Girl, you got
And whatever you need
I don’t want to see you without it

You’ve given me much more
Than words could ever say
And oh, my dear, I’ll be right here
Until my dyin’ day

I don’t know just how to say
All the things I feel
I just know that I love you so
And it gives me such a thrill

‘Cause I found
What this world is searching for
Here, right here, my dear
I don’t have to look no more

And all of my days
I hoped and I prayed
For someone just like you
To make me feel the way you do

I’m never, never gonna give you up
I’m never, ever gonna stop
Stop the way I feel about you
Girl, I just can’t live without you

I’m never, ever gonna quit
‘Cause quittin’ just ain’t my stick
I’m gonna stay right here with you
Do all the things you want me to

Oh, I’m never gonna give you up
I’m never, ever gonna stop
All the things I feel about you
Girl, I just can’t live without you

I’m never, ever gonna quit
‘Cause quittin’ just ain’t my stick
I’m gonna stay right here with you
Do all the things you want me to
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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I think the that the sexyest song lyrics are
anything by the Doors,Nin,and Garbage(her voice makes me wana cream my pants lol) and lenoard cohen
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The Wolf howled from under the leaves while spiting fine feathers from his feast of fowl like him I devour myself*Jim Morrison*

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I can't believe noone has said Darling Nikki by Prince.



I was lookin through wondering how long it was going to take someone to mention that song. It definitely ranks pretty high in my book. The part that really gets me is when he sings "It said thank you for a funky time, call me up whenever you want to grind"

Also, don't know why but for some reason I think Rolling Stones - Paint it Black has the hottest beat/rythm to it..maybe not lyrics...but its just plain sexy...

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Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside
Can I touch your heart, the way you're touchin' mine
Can I touch you there, touch you deep within
Can I touch you there, can I touch you... there


Somethin tells me Michael isn't singing about touching some girl's heart...:ph34r: Unless that's what he calls it! :o :o! He has one TOO?!?!?!?! :o


Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

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Swangin' (OMG!!!)

There's a little girl
in our neighborhood
Her name is Charlotte Johnson
and she's really lookin good

....

We were swangin'

just a swangin'
(swangin')

hahahaha!!!! Anybody remember those lyrics???? How do they go?

linz
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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

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Mine is from Meredith Brooks...never hit the radio but.

"What would happen if we kissed....
Would your tongue slip past my lips,
Would you turn away
Would you stay
Or would I melt into you
Mouth to mouth
lust to lust
sponaneously combust......"
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

Let's dance!!! UH...
(Yes ma'am...
Is Charlotte Johnson at home by chance?
Uh yea ma'am we're supposed to have a date tonight.
Where we going?
I'll tell you where we're going...
Swinging)

There's a little girl, living in my neighborhood
Her name is Charlotte Johnson mmm mmm lookin good
I had to go and see her, so I called her on the phone
Walked over to her house, and this was goin' on

Her brother was on the sofa, eatin' chocolate pie
Her momma was in the kitchen cuttin' chicken up to fry
Her daddy was in the back yard rollin up a garden hose
And I was on the porch with Charlotte feelin' love down to my toes

Chorus:
And we were swingin' (swinging)
Yeah we were swingin' (swinging)
Little Charlotte she's as pretty as the angels when they sing
I can't believe it started on the front porch in a swing


Just swingin' (swingin) Just swingin' (swingin)
Now Charlotte she's a darlin she's the apple of my eye
When I'm on the swing with her it makes me oh so high
Now Charlotte is my lover and she has been since the spring
I can't believe it started on her front porch in the swing

Chorus
Repeat Chorus

Here we go...

Me and Charlotte sittin on the porch swing
Eating moon pies sipping on the Real Thing
Daddy comes out with a 12 gauge shotgun
Had a flashback from his days in Viet Nam
Honey please you're my daughter
I guess she forgot all the things I taught her
Shot gun blast my ears ringing on the front porch...
UH

Chorus

That's what we were doing
Swingin
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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