kelel01 1 #1 July 25, 2006 No, I didn't accept. But it's nice to feel wanted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 July 25, 2006 I'm still pissed you turned me down. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 July 25, 2006 You live too far away. So does this guy, at the moment . . . he's 45 minutes away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #4 July 25, 2006 You are supposed to get two and pass one down..... to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #5 July 25, 2006 And you're shocked by this why? You're cute. Why wouldn't you get one? Sheesh._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 July 25, 2006 But I didn't call? I'd have to agree with peter though... you are a cute gal... you shouldn't be so suprised... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #7 July 25, 2006 does he want his pants back? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #8 July 25, 2006 You got the wrong girl silly. It's Sunshine who tells people to remove their pants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #9 July 25, 2006 QuoteYou got the wrong girl silly. It's Sunshine who tells people to remove their pants. no... he's not wrong... he's right on cue... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2347487;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #10 July 25, 2006 Actually Kelly is starting a pants collection it includes pants from men shes bagged!!!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 July 25, 2006 Well, the first ones I collected were NOT from someone I bagged. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #12 July 25, 2006 Oh! Okay. My bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #13 July 25, 2006 Hell, you're young and hot... getting a booty call isn't surprising at all.... now if I got one, that would be worth getting excited about... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #14 July 25, 2006 Just in case you need it later.... This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better. 19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #15 July 25, 2006 No need to beat yourself up over it Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #16 July 25, 2006 Here you go kelly Im giving you a booty call just tell me where you are, you can even keep my pants......Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #17 July 25, 2006 Love it!!!! Must keep all in mind for tomorrow night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brigitte36 0 #18 July 25, 2006 talk to the booty because the hands are off duty This link kills me when you make him dance to Baby Got Back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #19 July 25, 2006 linky no worky....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #20 July 25, 2006 One time a few years ago I got a phone call from a girl I only knew through a mutual friend. We'd only met a coulple of times and I had never given her my number. She got it from our mutual friend. And she was only calling to tell me she had taken some ecstacy. I thought that was really weird, so I made up some excuse to get off the phone. Then, about a year later, completely out of nowhere the light bulb went on in my head. That was a booty call! D'oh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aprilcat 0 #21 July 25, 2006 QuoteNo, I didn't accept. But it's nice to feel wanted. TEASE!! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #22 July 25, 2006 Thats a little late Im sure she was coming down by then...... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #23 July 25, 2006 QuoteOne time a few years ago I got a phone call from a girl I only knew through a mutual friend. We'd only met a coulple of times and I had never given her my number. She got it from our mutual friend. And she was only calling to tell me she had taken some ecstacy. I thought that was really weird, so I made up some excuse to get off the phone. Then, about a year later, completely out of nowhere the light bulb went on in my head. That was a booty call! D'oh! You really fucked that one up! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites zulu 0 #24 July 25, 2006 QuoteJust in case you need it later.... This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. Ohhhhh that's so cold THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better. 19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Firephoto 0 #25 July 25, 2006 um is this copywrighted? 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yamtx73 0 #13 July 25, 2006 Hell, you're young and hot... getting a booty call isn't surprising at all.... now if I got one, that would be worth getting excited about... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #14 July 25, 2006 Just in case you need it later.... This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better. 19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 July 25, 2006 No need to beat yourself up over it Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #16 July 25, 2006 Here you go kelly Im giving you a booty call just tell me where you are, you can even keep my pants......Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #17 July 25, 2006 Love it!!!! Must keep all in mind for tomorrow night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #18 July 25, 2006 talk to the booty because the hands are off duty This link kills me when you make him dance to Baby Got Back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #19 July 25, 2006 linky no worky....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #20 July 25, 2006 One time a few years ago I got a phone call from a girl I only knew through a mutual friend. We'd only met a coulple of times and I had never given her my number. She got it from our mutual friend. And she was only calling to tell me she had taken some ecstacy. I thought that was really weird, so I made up some excuse to get off the phone. Then, about a year later, completely out of nowhere the light bulb went on in my head. That was a booty call! D'oh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aprilcat 0 #21 July 25, 2006 QuoteNo, I didn't accept. But it's nice to feel wanted. TEASE!! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #22 July 25, 2006 Thats a little late Im sure she was coming down by then...... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #23 July 25, 2006 QuoteOne time a few years ago I got a phone call from a girl I only knew through a mutual friend. We'd only met a coulple of times and I had never given her my number. She got it from our mutual friend. And she was only calling to tell me she had taken some ecstacy. I thought that was really weird, so I made up some excuse to get off the phone. Then, about a year later, completely out of nowhere the light bulb went on in my head. That was a booty call! D'oh! You really fucked that one up! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites zulu 0 #24 July 25, 2006 QuoteJust in case you need it later.... This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. Ohhhhh that's so cold THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better. 19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Firephoto 0 #25 July 25, 2006 um is this copywrighted? I am gonna copy this and have a few copies made if that is ok :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skydemon2 0 #19 July 25, 2006 linky no worky....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #20 July 25, 2006 One time a few years ago I got a phone call from a girl I only knew through a mutual friend. We'd only met a coulple of times and I had never given her my number. She got it from our mutual friend. And she was only calling to tell me she had taken some ecstacy. I thought that was really weird, so I made up some excuse to get off the phone. Then, about a year later, completely out of nowhere the light bulb went on in my head. That was a booty call! D'oh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #21 July 25, 2006 QuoteNo, I didn't accept. But it's nice to feel wanted. TEASE!! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #22 July 25, 2006 Thats a little late Im sure she was coming down by then...... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #23 July 25, 2006 QuoteOne time a few years ago I got a phone call from a girl I only knew through a mutual friend. We'd only met a coulple of times and I had never given her my number. She got it from our mutual friend. And she was only calling to tell me she had taken some ecstacy. I thought that was really weird, so I made up some excuse to get off the phone. Then, about a year later, completely out of nowhere the light bulb went on in my head. That was a booty call! D'oh! You really fucked that one up! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zulu 0 #24 July 25, 2006 QuoteJust in case you need it later.... This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. Ohhhhh that's so cold THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better. 19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firephoto 0 #25 July 25, 2006 um is this copywrighted? I am gonna copy this and have a few copies made if that is ok :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
