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ACMESkydiver

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I was at Marriage Encounter over the weekend at Santa Clara University (Jesuit-figures) and a pamphlet there states "The risks of getting STD for oral-anal sex are similar to the risks from oral-genital sex. In addition, intestinal infections and hepatitis can be passed during this type of sex.

People can protect themselves from STD by covering the anus with a latex dam, a condom cut open to make a square or plastic food wrap."

Wow. Romantic.

Um, maybe just don't lick people you don't know.

Crazy thought, huh?

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Well... I used to tell people to kiss my ass but when they started doing it, I got embarrassed. :$



Sounds like something I would do.

Everytime my teammate Ingrid would say "bite me," I did. She stopped saying that real quick. :ph34r:
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Well... I used to tell people to kiss my ass but when they started doing it, I got embarrassed. :$



Sounds like something I would do.

Everytime my teammate Ingrid would say "bite me," I did. She stopped saying that real quick. :ph34r:

Yeah I used to say "Bite me!" too. I stopped for the same reason. :$

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You could say "Bite Me"

I'm sure there'd be some takers : )



No, "Bite Me" is my sister's catch-phrase. I can't take that from her. :ph34r:

-And I don't say 'kiss my ass' any more because I'd get the jokers who would say "That'll take a week at least..." :S>:(
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Well... I used to tell people to kiss my ass but when they started doing it, I got embarrassed. :$



I have a standard response when any guy tells me to kiss his ass. Unfortunately, it only works for guys, though.

"Sure I'll kiss your ass--as soon as you're through sucking my d*ck!"

Crude for sure, but quite effective.

Walt

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