unformed 0 #1 August 15, 2006 okay, so a friend of mine was trying something new with his girlfriend, and well, short story, is there's a gerbil stuck "somewhere". They said they tried string cheese but it's not biting, and it's too far inside to reach. does anyone have any idea on how to get it out? i've searched the forums but can't find anything useful. any help would be very appreciated.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meltdown 0 #2 August 15, 2006 how 'bout one of those mechanical finger thingies? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 August 15, 2006 have they considered going to a doctor... or is that idea just too farfetched.. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 August 15, 2006 As if I wasn't already missing Shannon today after Bob's story and my dream last night ... you have to go and post this... because you KNOW she would have been first to reply. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #5 August 15, 2006 PM "Kieth""No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #6 August 15, 2006 was his name richard gere?Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #7 August 15, 2006 Smoke it out The Adventures of Lemewinks continue........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #8 August 15, 2006 I say maybe an empty paper towel roll stuck up her ass might do the trick. The gerbil might think its a habitrail (sp?) and go thru it. Shine a light up it too, the Gerbil will want to see where he/she is going..its fucking dark in there!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #9 August 15, 2006 Enema...........Just don't tell PETA."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #10 August 15, 2006 This is too funny! No seriously though, if there is something stuck in some ones what not then you should get a pair of tongs.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MNM604 0 #11 August 15, 2006 Send in back-up, In the form of a highly trained rescue gerbil...and if that doesn't work, send in another gerbil to eat the first two... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #12 August 15, 2006 If it's stuck in her @$$, why not let it pass naturally? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #13 August 15, 2006 this is why you're supposed to put a string on their tail before you ---- the toilet paper tube trick might work as long as you don't light a match to see what's happeningGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 August 15, 2006 "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a gerbilling session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil,in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr.Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krkeenan 0 #15 August 15, 2006 Quote"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. It just goes to show you... it's always something. kevin====================== Seasons don't fear the Reaper, nor do the Wind, the Sun, or the Rain... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #16 August 15, 2006 wow... eewww... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #17 August 15, 2006 Those were my sediments exactly. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #18 August 15, 2006 we seem to have a gerbil problem at the dz. seems every night, someone forgets to remove the gerbil and it leaves a stink in the plane the next day. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #19 August 15, 2006 QuoteThose were my sediments exactly. Sediments? Like what the maintenance guy flushed out of my water-heater? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #20 August 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteThose were my sediments exactly. Sediments? Like what the maintenance guy flushed out of my water-heater? Or like what the guy's proctologist could flush out of his innards. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #21 August 15, 2006 You go get a small to medium-sized cat. Bring the kitty up to the entrance. When the kitty figures out there's a gerbil, the kitty will go after it. When the struggling stops for a 15 seconds, pull the kitty out and the gerbil should be in the kitty's mouth. Note: this may may take two or three attempts. Cats don't just kill their prey - they like to play with them and beat them up first, so the pause in the action may mean that the gerbil has merely been temporarily knocked out. Either that or the kitty has passed out. Give the cat a couple of minutes to resuscitate if this is the case. If the cat doesn't revive, recycle the cat appropriately. Note: A de-clawed cat is recommended. However, I don't condone declawing cats - that's cruel. But if a declawed cat is around, use it, instead, to prevent damage. If the cat gets stuck up there, what you do is take a small dog... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #22 August 15, 2006 beans....eat lots and lots of beans....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildman2231 0 #23 August 15, 2006 Wanna buy a ferret? I'm fine...crazy people don't know they're crazy...No,Really! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #24 August 15, 2006 QuoteWanna buy a ferret? how big is it?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #25 August 15, 2006 is the gerbil's name "Lemmiwinks"? cause he might be the gerbil king MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
