A question for the deaf and blind

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How do the blind know when to stop wiping?

And how do the deaf know if they farted loudly in public?

Just curious...

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Teamwork.

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And how would a blind person be able to read this post?

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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And how would a blind person be able to read this post?

they may not be able to "read" it but windows can read it for them...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[lawrocket 3]

I remember in high school, we had a substitute teacher, Mr. Brown, who was blind. AMong the questions I heard other students ask him (seriously):

"How do you know when you're awake?" and
"When you go pee, how do you know where to aim?"

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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And how would a blind person be able to read this post?

they may not be able to "read" it but windows can read it for them...

Yeah but if they are blind AND deaf, that kinda won't work for them.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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I remember in high school, we had a substitute teacher, Mr. Brown, who was blind. AMong the questions I heard other students ask him (seriously):

"How do you know when you're awake?" and
"When you go pee, how do you know where to aim?"

We had a full-time teacher that was legally blind (he could only read 2" tall or better letters written in black permanent marker) and he was such a sweet man.

We felt bad for taking advantage of him and cheating on all of his Washington State History tests.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Lindercles 0]

Dude, you just gave me a brilliant idea....a braille monitor.

Seriously, if they can make screens sensitive to touch, why not replace the sensors behind the screen with thousands of tiny rods that poke the screen out? Then all you'd have to do is create the software to translate what's on the screen into braille.

They could even come up with a universal braille symbol for the mouse icon so you could move the mouse with one hand and feel where it's going on the screen with the other.

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You really should have asked Walt this in his Ask Walt thread. I'm sure he'd have a cogent answer.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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And how would a blind person be able to read this post?

they may not be able to "read" it but windows can read it for them...

Yeah but if they are blind AND deaf, that kinda won't work for them.

well... I know I've heard a song about a Deaf, Dumb and Blind kid that was a Pinball Wizard... dammit... if I could only remember Who it was by...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[Lindercles 0]

holy crap!

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Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too ...

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How do the blind know when to stop wiping?

When the toilet paper no longer feels like braille.

Walt

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And how would a blind person be able to read this post?

I love these types of thing. particularly the Hooked on phonics....


"if you would like to learn how to read dial 1-800-abcdefg"

WTF? no wonder they never made any money

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Teamwork.

Was anyone else's first thought "Hear no evil, see no evil" with Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder?

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Teamwork.

Was anyone else's first thought "Hear no evil, see no evil" with Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder?

Yep! I never laughed so hard at any other movie...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Have you ever seen that bumper sticker?

HONK TO PASS....DEAF DRIVER


It was on the back of a Gremlin..I about LMAO!

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Have you ever seen that bumper sticker?

HONK TO PASS....DEAF DRIVER


It was on the back of a Gremlin..I about LMAO!

When I was in college where a couple thousand deaf students attend, a bunch of us went to a ski resort... seen on the back of one of them "Deaf Skier - Beware!"

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Dude, you just gave me a brilliant idea....a braille monitor.

That'd actually make for some pretty awesome porno site viewing, wouldn't it?

"That chick has a nice rack! No, those are fake."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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I know I've heard a song about a Deaf, Dumb and Blind kid that was a Pinball Wizard... dammit... if I could only remember Who it was by...

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I know I've heard a song about a Deaf, Dumb and Blind kid that was a Pinball Wizard... dammit... if I could only remember Who it was by...

that would be Elton John

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I know I've heard a song about a Deaf, Dumb and Blind kid that was a Pinball Wizard... dammit... if I could only remember Who it was by...

that would be Elton John

Who? I say again, "Who?" Or, maybe, "Who."