RoadRash 0 #26 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteI once read in a magazine that a girl gave her guy a 'peach job.' What's that? Was she on a "date" and then accuse him of "ripe?" I'll bet she called the "fuzz?" That'd be the "pits." I can see the poor guy - I'll call him "Berry" - thinking, "Why'd she pick me? I had a grape night, sowing my wild oats. Nobody made me kumquat like her. What a way to lose my cherry." ...... ~R+R...That's all I have to say...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #27 August 22, 2006 you and your "legalese" are fookin funny.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #28 August 22, 2006 What's that? Was she on a "date" and then accuse him of "ripe?" I'll bet she called the "fuzz?" That'd be the "pits." I can see the poor guy - I'll call him "Berry" - thinking, "Why'd she pick me? I had a grape night, sowing my wild oats. Nobody made me kumquat like her. What a way to lose my cherry." *** Banana nother guy plucked her away! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #29 August 22, 2006 QuoteWhat's that? Was she on a "date" and then accuse him of "ripe?" I'll bet she called the "fuzz?" That'd be the "pits." I can see the poor guy - I'll call him "Berry" - thinking, "Why'd she pick me? I had a grape night, sowing my wild oats. Nobody made me kumquat like her. What a way to lose my cherry." *** Banana nother guy plucked her away! What a hoe... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #30 August 22, 2006 QuoteWhat's that? Was she on a "date" and then accuse him of "ripe?" I'll bet she called the "fuzz?" That'd be the "pits." I can see the poor guy - I'll call him "Berry" - thinking, "Why'd she pick me? I had a grape night, sowing my wild oats. Nobody made me kumquat like her. What a way to lose my cherry." Banana nother guy plucked her away! Quote That's a corny tale! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #31 August 22, 2006 QuoteWhat a hoe... Quote Wasted your seed huh?! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #32 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat's that? Was she on a "date" and then accuse him of "ripe?" I'll bet she called the "fuzz?" That'd be the "pits." I can see the poor guy - I'll call him "Berry" - thinking, "Why'd she pick me? I had a grape night, sowing my wild oats. Nobody made me kumquat like her. What a way to lose my cherry." *** Banana nother guy plucked her away! What a hoe... What kind of hoe...the kind you dig her with or the kind you pay good money for? ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #33 August 22, 2006 Quote That's a corny tale tail! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #34 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat a hoe... Quote Wasted your seed huh?! *** No way, gotta get relief...least he didn't get 'BlueBerries' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat's that? Was she on a "date" and then accuse him of "ripe?" I'll bet she called the "fuzz?" That'd be the "pits." I can see the poor guy - I'll call him "Berry" - thinking, "Why'd she pick me? I had a grape night, sowing my wild oats. Nobody made me kumquat like her. What a way to lose my cherry." *** Banana nother guy plucked her away! What a hoe... It was ok, though because she was a vegetarian and he was not. He wanted to pork her but she didn't carrot all for that idea. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #36 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhat's that? Was she on a "date" and then accuse him of "ripe?" I'll bet she called the "fuzz?" That'd be the "pits." I can see the poor guy - I'll call him "Berry" - thinking, "Why'd she pick me? I had a grape night, sowing my wild oats. Nobody made me kumquat like her. What a way to lose my cherry." *** Banana nother guy plucked her away! What a hoe... It was ok, though because she was a vegetarian and he was not. He wanted to pork her but she didn't carrot all for that idea. Walt Sounds kinda fishy to ME! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #37 August 22, 2006 that would be a vagitarian then.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #38 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWhat's that? Was she on a "date" and then accuse him of "ripe?" I'll bet she called the "fuzz?" That'd be the "pits." I can see the poor guy - I'll call him "Berry" - thinking, "Why'd she pick me? I had a grape night, sowing my wild oats. Nobody made me kumquat like her. What a way to lose my cherry." *** Banana nother guy plucked her away! What a hoe... It was ok, though because she was a vegetarian and he was not. He wanted to pork her but she didn't carrot all for that idea. Walt Sounds kinda fishy to ME! Quit Being a Chicken!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #39 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWhat's that? Was she on a "date" and then accuse him of "ripe?" I'll bet she called the "fuzz?" That'd be the "pits." I can see the poor guy - I'll call him "Berry" - thinking, "Why'd she pick me? I had a grape night, sowing my wild oats. Nobody made me kumquat like her. What a way to lose my cherry." *** Banana nother guy plucked her away! What a hoe... It was ok, though because she was a vegetarian and he was not. He wanted to pork her but she didn't carrot all for that idea. Walt Sounds kinda fishy to ME! Quit Being a Chicken! C'mon, quit ribbing him! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #40 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuote Quit Being a Chicken! C'mon, quit ribbing him! Walt Awww, do you and twardo need to go rent a mushroom? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #41 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote Quit Being a Chicken! C'mon, quit ribbing him! Walt Awww, do you and twardo need to go rent a mushroom? I don't think his wife would lettuce meat like that. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #42 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote Quit Being a Chicken! C'mon, quit ribbing him! Walt Awww, do you and twardo need to go rent a mushroom? I don't think his wife would lettuce meat like that. Walt No way...she'd squash us BOTH! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #43 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuote Quit Being a Chicken! C'mon, quit ribbing him! Walt Awww, do you and twardo need to go rent a mushroom? I don't think his wife would lettuce meat like that. Walt No way...she'd squash us BOTH! Yeah, I figured she would beet the hell out of us! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #44 August 22, 2006 Why? It's not that radishcal of an idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #45 August 22, 2006 Holy cow...don't egg her on! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #46 August 22, 2006 QuoteHoly cow...don't egg her on! Does anyone else have to pea?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #47 August 22, 2006 . anyone else knows how it feels to shove a whole watermellon up your ass? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #48 August 22, 2006 Quote. anyone else knows how it feels to shove a whole watermellon up your ass? And THAT, folks, is whatis called "Random."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #49 August 22, 2006 Quote. anyone else knows how it feels to shove a whole watermellon up your ass? No, but I've seen video of, uh.....oh, never mind! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #50 August 22, 2006 Quote. anyone else knows how it feels to shove a whole watermellon up your ass? Hell no, my ass lox up just thinking about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
