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For the Guys: Have you ever, uh, had sex with fruit/veggies?

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Why? It's not that radishcal of an idea.




I've bean pea ing at the thought!

I love my wife, I picked her carefully

She is the apple of my ear!

She says it's rutabaga gal for it...but...I really like when she shows me watermelons are for!:)

Gotta GREAT pear!:$










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I have not had sex with a fruit or vegetable.

I've had sex with a couple of nuts. And even with a couple of flakes. But not a fruit or vegetable.



Well you do live in CA.. the land of fruits and nuts:ph34r:



I think this should be cross posted in SC.. I would bet a few of our more prolific right wingers would be in the affirmative for this kind of thing.;)


they gotta get relief somewhere.......:o

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Quit Being a Chicken!



C'mon, quit ribbing him!

Walt



Awww, do you and twardo need to go rent a mushroom?



I don't think his wife would lettuce meat like that.

Walt



No, he's busy with the honey-dews. He'll turnip with you all when she gets back home.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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I think this should be cross posted in SC..





That should be taken with a grain of salt!;)



I tend to agree with Amazon, cassava been serious this whole time. That may be the root of the problem.




I fig you're just raisin doubt...It's no lime that with persimmon, and enough cashew betel get a nut...

Like my papaya always says...I yam what I YAM!










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Like my papaya always says...I yam what I YAM!



No beans about it!




::peeks head in:: Oh, good grief...they are still going...:D...
~R+R:)...::runs away::...



Sissy.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Like my papaya always says...I yam what I YAM!



No beans about it!




::peeks head in:: Oh, good grief...they are still going...:D...
~R+R:)...::runs away::...



Sissy.




Hey,

Only my brother is allowed to call me that!!!!!!!!:D


~R+R:)...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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Like my papaya always says...I yam what I YAM!



No beans about it!




::peeks head in:: Oh, good grief...they are still going...:D...
~R+R:)...::runs away::...



Sissy.




Hey,

Only my brother is allowed to call me that!!!!!!!!:D


~R+R:)...



You and your brother must be quite a pear.

Walt

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they're asparagus ....




AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


~R+R:)...Ok, continue...B|...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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