StreetScooby 5 #76 September 13, 2006 1) Get some DMSO (Demethyl Sulfoxide). 2) Get a cyanide based salt (e.g., Sodium Cyanide). 3) Dissolve the salt into some water. 4) Swab the DMSO over your arm, etc. 5) Put the dissolved salt solution over the DMSO. 6) Sit in a corner, and wait.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,229 #77 September 13, 2006 Quoteyes he did. he was sucked into the intake and spit out the back. they said his helmet saved his life True. In the front - out the back. http://www.bofunk.com/video/776/sucked_into_jet_engine.htmlNobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #78 September 13, 2006 Quote1) Get some DMSO (Demethyl Sulfoxide). 2) Get a cyanide based salt (e.g., Sodium Cyanide). 3) Dissolve the salt into some water. 4) Swab the DMSO over your arm, etc. 5) Put the dissolved salt solution over the DMSO. 6) Sit in a corner, and wait. thats the formula for birthing Gremlins, isn't it? I know it. there cute until you feed them after midnight.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #79 September 13, 2006 Quote thats the formula for birthing Gremlins, isn't it? I know it. there cute until you feed them after midnight. We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdog 0 #80 September 13, 2006 My creative suicide idea is really a combination of more traditional methods. I want to swallow some poison and slit my wrists. I will then climb a ladder with a noose around my neck and a pistol in my hand. I will light myself on fire as I jump off the ladder and shoot myself in the head. I have always felt bad for people who attempt suicide and fail. I mean, their life is bad already, and now they can't even get suicide correct. Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #81 September 13, 2006 QuoteMy creative suicide idea is really a combination of more traditional methods. I want to swallow some poison and slit my wrists. I will then climb a ladder with a noose around my neck and a pistol in my hand. I will light myself on fire as I jump off the ladder and shoot myself in the head. I have always felt bad for people who attempt suicide and fail. I mean, their life is bad already, and now they can't even get suicide correct. Jim GREAT idea, but what about carbon monoxide? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdog 0 #82 September 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy creative suicide idea is really a combination of more traditional methods. I want to swallow some poison and slit my wrists. I will then climb a ladder with a noose around my neck and a pistol in my hand. I will light myself on fire as I jump off the ladder and shoot myself in the head. I have always felt bad for people who attempt suicide and fail. I mean, their life is bad already, and now they can't even get suicide correct. Jim GREAT idea, but what about carbon monoxide? Walt Thanks Walt, I knew I missed something. I was just trying to post as fast as possible before someone decided to steal my idea and be on the 6 o'clock news. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #83 September 13, 2006 wasnt that in one of the original darwin awards? some guy did that but hung himself over a river. the rope broke the flames were put out by the water, the water was so cold he vomited the poison and slowed his blood flow down to a survivable rate? (hence my earlier reply to your post about your neatfreak friend)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #84 September 13, 2006 You can definitely find everything on the net--even an interactive suicide game! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #85 September 13, 2006 That was funny. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #86 September 13, 2006 Drink a shot of Cobra Whiskey"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotalus01 0 #87 September 13, 2006 Go to Crenshaw Blvd in South Central LA on Friday evening around 2200 wearing a KKK shirt.... As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotalus01 0 #88 September 13, 2006 never heard of Cobra Whiskey but have had Cobra Wine...whats wrong with it? it just has a preserved cobra in it, no big deal....plus the Vietnamese say it cures AIDS, emphysema, heart disease, polio, Hep A, B and C, syphylis, etc. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
climbnjump 0 #89 September 14, 2006 Quotehave you seen the video? are we talking about the same one? the helmt basically fodded the engine, he went in head first, but it pushed him out the back Sorry, a human body isn't going to survive a trip through a J52 engine (or any other jet engine). As someone else has noted, his helmet went through and destroyed the engine. But he didn't. There are airflow guide vanes in the inlet of the Intruder. That's what stopped the man's body from actually reaching the engine. Here's a pic of the front of a J52 undergoing maintenance: http://www.answers.com/topic/p-w-j52-engine-jpg It really doesn't look "body friendly". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #90 September 14, 2006 I thought I jsut said that?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LilZilla 2 #91 September 14, 2006 how about buying urself a motorcycle that'll do upwards of 180mph. put on ur trusty parachute! max it out on some road untill u have a few police chasing u. once ur having the time of ur life.....PULL!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #92 September 14, 2006 Quotehow about buying urself a motorcycle that'll do upwards of 180mph. put on ur trusty parachute! max it out on some road untill u have a few police chasing u. once ur having the time of ur life.....PULL!!! Or this: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=1587738;page=1;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25; "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #93 September 14, 2006 thats not creative though. that's abstract artMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scrublink 0 #94 September 14, 2006 This one actually happened. I spent a bunch of time looking for a link but couldn't find an article about it. IIRC the police cornered a career criminal in a house. He went into the garage and managed to decapitate himself (unsure if complete job or not) with a chop saw. Guess he stuck his neck in and got it going then slammed it down on himself. A for effort. A for creativity. F for messy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #95 September 14, 2006 well I guess its better than using a shovel handle to disembowel yourselfMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #96 September 14, 2006 Quoteyes he did. he was sucked into the intake and spit out the back. they said his helmet saved his life. i think i had seen this story... if i recall, he was stuck on the front for a bit, and spun around with the fan, thats what saved his life.CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #97 September 14, 2006 I dont know what saved him. but the engine was fodded out by his helmet and if you look at the video you can see what I believe is him, being spit out the back. I know that he did not get grinded through the blades but he went from front to back.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
openingshok 0 #98 September 14, 2006 Fill a tank taller than you up with water right to your nose, insert an IV into your arm that keeps you in constant suppply of beer, and piss yourself to death HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #99 September 14, 2006 death by (receiving) oralMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #100 September 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteAn old mini-system or style master rig... Main container filled with C-4, belly wart full of buck shot... News Years day...Rose Bowl game...Human Claymore...BOOM! you get the idea.... Now *that* is creative! Walt Cover myself in explosives. Set myself on fire. Jump off a tall building and explode myself 20 feet above the ground above a group of pedestrians.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
