jeannajumps 0 #1 October 5, 2006 A stupid little online quiz I came across today: http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3 My results: The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf) Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss. Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. Your exact opposite: The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing. ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy CONSIDER: The Manchild Well, it's not completely inaccurate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 October 5, 2006 QuoteALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy CONSIDER: The Manchild Aren't those two closely related? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #3 October 5, 2006 LoL, I was the exact opposite of you! The Play Station PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeannajumps 0 #4 October 5, 2006 What's the playstation? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #5 October 5, 2006 I'll PM you!! It's kinda embarassing! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #6 October 5, 2006 Im the Random Brutal Love Master? WTF? LMAO! ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like youBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #7 October 5, 2006 The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf) Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper. You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come. Your exact opposite: The Stiletto Deliberate Brutal Sex Master Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns. Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs. BEWARE: The Hornivore CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy, The Boy Next Door g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 October 5, 2006 QuoteYou've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come. Did they just call you a slut? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #9 October 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come. Did they just call you a slut? LOL g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #10 October 5, 2006 QuoteLoL, I was the exact opposite of you! The Play StationI got the same Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #11 October 5, 2006 The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf) Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed? Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance. Your exact opposite: Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so. You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls. ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth CONSIDER: The LoverboyShe is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 615 #12 October 5, 2006 kick ass! me: The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm) Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too. Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving. ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 October 5, 2006 Ths rocks! I am... The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm) Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too. You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving. Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 October 5, 2006 The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf) Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. DREAD: The False Messiah ( BEEN THERE DONE THAT) CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door Nymph is the exact opposite RANDOM GENTLE LOVE MASTER yea uhhh huh Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #15 October 5, 2006 The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf) Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. Your exact opposite: The Nymph Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 October 5, 2006 JINXSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #17 October 5, 2006 The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm) Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman. Happily married for 15 years, been with my wife for 17 years.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
legorowbot 0 #18 October 5, 2006 The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm) Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer. Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive. Your exact opposite: The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships. ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The SonnetWhy does it say "Append signature to post" when I don't have a signature? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #19 October 5, 2006 WTF??? I'm, a Pool Boy?????? Random Gentle Sex Dreamer?????? Considering the same site puts me at 72% slut, I think there's an problem in their analysis! lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #20 October 5, 2006 So, normiss, who do you want, lisamarie or jumpchikk? Either of them will love us. The one you don't choose will be outta luck, though. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #21 October 5, 2006 QuoteSo, normiss, who do you want, lisamarie or jumpchikk? Either of them will love us. The one you don't choose will be outta luck, though. AHEM~ Window Shopper here.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #22 October 5, 2006 Yeah, but there's only one window shopper so far. Peach was a more efficient option. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #23 October 5, 2006 tsk tsk tsk QuoteYou know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. j/k ladies.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #24 October 5, 2006 QuoteYour results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Wasn't that you who gave th ehomeless guy your phone number? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #25 October 5, 2006 So here's what mine says The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf) Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation. You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you. You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down. Your exact opposite: The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner. ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger CONSIDER: Anyone else Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites