simplyputsi 0 #1 October 12, 2006 How come that is free, but I have to pay for anything else. I don't drink caffeine. Sure water is there for free, whopity dooo. I call discrimination. And those fuckers don't ever clean up the dang pots or turn them off when there is a drop left. Down with office coffee!!!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #2 October 12, 2006 Dayum...next you're gonna be saying.. Down with office crack!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 October 12, 2006 Our office has free soda's, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, cup o soup, breakfast bars, and enough candy to keep Africa on a sugar high for a year. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 October 12, 2006 QuoteDayum...next you're gonna be saying.. Down with office crack!! the office crack always gets me sideways. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #5 October 12, 2006 Go work at Microsoft... they have anything you could want to drink. And usually tea is free too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #6 October 12, 2006 QuoteDayum...next you're gonna be saying.. Down with office crack!! if you mean the crack of the people bending over, then yes. I think my office just sucks as far as freebies. We actually do have hot chocolate as well. Ummm I don't want hot chocolate though when it's hovering around 90 out. We have candy that is brought in by just whoever wants. It confuses me with the coffee though.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #7 October 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteDayum...next you're gonna be saying.. Down with office crack!! if you mean the crack of the people bending over, then yes.Well that should be a general statement... not just at the office. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #8 October 12, 2006 QuoteGo work at Microsoft... they have anything you could want to drink. And usually tea is free too. do they have sierra mist???? ahhh who am I kidding I'm not working for that company. I'm probably not smart enoughSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #9 October 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteGo work at Microsoft... they have anything you could want to drink. And usually tea is free too. do they have sierra mist???? ahhh who am I kidding I'm not working for that company. I'm probably not smart enoughI'm sure they do... they have juices, and milk and Coke and Diet Coke and Caffeine free Coke and Diet Coke and Dr. Pepper and Diet Dr.Pepper and Moutain Dew and Diet Mountain Dew and who knows what else. They also had ice cream and popcorn and all kinds of snacks the last place I went there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #10 October 12, 2006 interviewer: Why would you like to work for Microsoft? me: For the free Sierra Mist of course. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 October 12, 2006 I've worked at places that don't even have free coffee, so suck it up, cupcake."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #12 October 12, 2006 I think they would hire you on the spot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valjumps46 0 #13 October 12, 2006 QuoteHow come that is free, but I have to pay for anything else. I don't drink caffeine. Sure water is there for free, whopity dooo. I call discrimination. And those fuckers don't ever clean up the dang pots or turn them off when there is a drop left. Down with office coffee!!!!!! get over it! Coffee is the best."I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 October 12, 2006 Coffee has Caffeine.. The idea is that if you can keep the workers awake, They might actually get some work done. I have personally disproven this theory at my office by drinking an average of 6 cups of Coffee a day and still not get much done other than post whoring. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #15 October 12, 2006 At least they didn't provide anything, thus not discriminating against one group. you have cupcakes???Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #16 October 12, 2006 QuoteCoffee has Caffeine.. The idea is that if you can keep the workers awake, They might actually get some work done. I have personally disproven this theory at my office by drinking an average of 6 cups of Coffee a day and still not get much done other than post whoring. That is funny. I've proven that not drinking caffeine won't affect production either.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 October 12, 2006 QuoteAt least they didn't provide anything, thus not discriminating against one group. you have cupcakes??? Sadly, no. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #18 October 12, 2006 the coffee in my office really sucks. I think it has to do with the water. The water tastes bad so the coffee does too. Oh well as least it is free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #19 October 12, 2006 We have decaffeinated coffee here too! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 October 12, 2006 Coffee is gross. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajun 0 #21 October 12, 2006 The only thing free in my office is water from the fountain. Which is the color of rust. You have to pay to use the water cooler. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #22 October 13, 2006 Yeah, the coffee where I work is free, but is not that great of flavor, so we bring our own beans, grind them, and make FRESH coffee every morning ourselves. Usually another pot for lunch too. That's not all, the vendors all compete with bringing us goodies every week (sometimes twice a week) with a couple dozen Krispy Kreme donuts or candy bars of all varieties. > ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Froggy 0 #23 October 13, 2006 QuoteThe only thing free in my office is water from the fountain. Which is the color of rust. You have to pay to use the water cooler. WTF?!? I hope they pay you well for your job... As for freebies in our office, we have about half a dozen varieties of coffee (the choice doesn't affect the fact that all of them are pretty crappy), about the same number of flavours of tea (I can really drink some of them!), hot chocolate and the "instant tea" mix... Oh, and a fitered tap water, and ice (no water coolers). Every once in a while I put a hot chocolate mix in a strong coffee -- makes a "mocha" drink that is not as bad as individual ingredients... -------------- We were not born to fly. And all we can do is to try not to fall... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #24 October 13, 2006 Quoteinterviewer: Why would you like to work for Microsoft? me: For the free Sierra Mist of course. Awnser: Because I have a hardon for Bill Gates. Thatll get you the job. Last time I went there for an interview, the coffee was cold and the cappucino machine ran out, and it was only 10 AM! So much for Microsoft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #25 October 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteCoffee has Caffeine.. The idea is that if you can keep the workers awake, They might actually get some work done. I have personally disproven this theory at my office by drinking an average of 6 cups of Coffee a day and still not get much done other than post whoring. That is funny. I've proven that not drinking caffeine won't affect production either. Fuck the coffee, six figs improves my production. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
