ifall 0 #1 October 12, 2006 For a limited time only. Seems like hes trying to get them taken off the market. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #2 October 12, 2006 This part is funny: QuoteMr. Cruise is also demanding "the immediate and complete withdrawal" of the Mission Insertable butt plug from.......any and all persons "currently harboring" this device. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #3 October 12, 2006 Won't find THIS one on trivial pursuit. "George Washington is rumored to have been wearing a wooden butt plug when he crossed the Delaware to attack the Hessians at Trenton. That, according to some Washington scholars, explains why he was standing up in the boat during the crossing.""I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #4 October 12, 2006 Quote Won't find THIS one on trivial pursuit. "George Washington is rumored to have been wearing a wooden butt plug when he crossed the Delaware to attack the Hessians at Trenton. That, according to some Washington scholars, explains why he was standing up in the boat during the crossing." LOL!!! Quote any and all persons "currently harboring" this device Harboring it where? Quote "My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality," said Mr. Cruise' attorney Marvin Keister. Did he actually mean to say that? Quote "The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness. You have to be kidding me... I mean, having a clean, healthy colon is a good lifestyle, but to herald it as next to godliness? You can't make this stuff up. No wonder you have to pay alot of money before Scientology will share its secrets with you We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 October 12, 2006 QuoteNo wonder you have to pay alot of money before Scientology will share its secrets with you It's a pretty fucking brilliant test to find the only people on the planet who could possible make their business model viable. All the other gullible people are poor. All the other rich people are smart. It's diabolical in its simplicity. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #6 October 12, 2006 Even his attorney's name is keister... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #7 October 12, 2006 Quote Even his attorney's name is keister... BWAHAHAHA!!! I hadn't noticed that Maybe this is just a big joke? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 October 12, 2006 QuoteQuote Even his attorney's name is keister... BWAHAHAHA!!! I hadn't noticed that Maybe this is just a big joke? It's a joke. "the butt of jokes" and all of the other double entendres. What's amazing is that this is the sort of thing that could be true. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #9 October 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote Even his attorney's name is keister... BWAHAHAHA!!! I hadn't noticed that Maybe this is just a big joke? It's a joke. "the butt of jokes" and all of the other double entendres. What's amazing is that this is the sort of thing that could be true. What amazes me is how few of the responders to this thread apparently caught on to the fact that it's a joke.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #10 October 16, 2006 What is this "joke" you speak of? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #11 October 16, 2006 Quote What amazes me is how few of the responders to this thread apparently caught on to the fact that it's a joke. I was thinking the same thing. No way is this real._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
