What is your most creative and insulting insult?

[Calvin19 0]

Cum Gargleing Frat Whore.

Cock Juggling Thundercunt.

not only are you a tool, your the EXACT product of your environment.

You must have fallen in the gene pool when the lifegard wasnt looking.

you make me want to rethink my views on pro-life.



Keep them comeing please!
its 04:30 here, and i have been in bed for the last 5 hours. i have problems.

[Meux 0]

I've always liked;

whoreson pinchfart

and

tiny minded licker of other peoples private parts

[bloody_trauma 2]

your face is breathtaking

obscure quote from seinfeld

Fly it like you stole it

[StreetScooby 5]

1,000,000 sperm, and your's was the fastest?

We are all engines of karma

[rs2kmk5 0]

Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mammas ass and ended up as the brown stain on the matress.

(accredited to Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann in Stanley Kubricks 'Full Metal Jacket')

Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

[Squeak 17]

I dont tend to use insults, I feel them belittling more so to the insulter than the supposed insulted

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Calvin19 0]

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I dont tend to use insults, I feel them belittling more so to the insulter than the supposed insulted

oh.

ok.


thanks for your input.

[rs2kmk5 0]

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I dont tend to use insults, I feel them belittling more so to the insulter than the supposed insulted

oh.

ok.


thanks for your input.

PMSL

Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

[Calvin19 0]

PMSL?

what does that mean?

calvin no good spell or acronymph lingo

[Calvin19 0]

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1,000,000 sperm, and your's was the fastest?

-SPACE-

[SmilingPhoenix 0]

It wasn't an insult, more of a nickname, but the guys in my dorm called my roommate the "Sperm Gurgling Gutter Slut". Classic.

Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

[unformed 0]

Youre mom.

This ad space for sale.

[DavidST 0]

AIDS infested wart on the ass of a back alley DC whore

As a general rule, the better it felt when you said it, the more trouble it's going to get you into.

[rs2kmk5 0]

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PMSL?

what does that mean?

Piss MySelf Laughing

Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most — Captain Charles W. Purcell, 1932

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[swedishcelt 0]

No thank you.

[Butters 0]

Next time I want to insult someone I'll call them by your name.

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

[warpedskydiver 0]

"You're the kind of person that would teabag a homeless guy."

[TheBile 0]

I still like the classics :-

"Eat shit and die !"
"How's your wife and my kids ?"
"Scum-Sucking Pig !"
"If you had a brain you'd still be as thick as a shit-shake."

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

[skydivermom 0]

To someone who talks way too much and is full of it.

"You are windier than a sack full of farts!"

Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

[Calvin19 0]

Shitlet
Noodledick
Dickweasel
"Man I wish your father had been sterile."
"I used to be pro-life but you changed my views."
"Your mouth is talking, you might want to see to that."
"You looked better when I couldn't see you."
"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."
Flaccid
"Your voice makes me sick."
"Are your parents siblings?"
"Thou dissembling sheep-biting haggard!"
"Get out of my sight! You infect my eyes!"
"Thou saucy knotty-pated maggot-pie!"
"You puke stocking."
"You fobbing beef-witted mammot!"
"You're baser than a cutpurse."
"Thous yeasty unwash'd pigeon-egg!"
Fucknut
Poopsquink
Mormon (as in "you mormon." 'nough said)
Cerebral amputee
Frontal Lobotomee
cum gargling fratwhore
"want some advice? How 'bout it's not nice to marry your sister?"
cooterjuice gargler
podgy assed wildebeast
ass-pimple
barf nugget
trifling monk whore
dicfor
dufused farts
bladder spewage
asshat
cocksmoker
"Not a day goes by that I wonder why you haven't killed yourself yet."
"Shut your cum dumpster/cock holster" - Drill Instructor Ssgt Guteriez (I especially like this one--got that maggoty flare to it)
"I'm sure your parents would have aborted you had they known you would look like this."
Scrotum callus
"You're a perfect example of why we should allow Darwinism."
'i wish my grass was EMO so it would cut itself'
'your not just a tool, your the EXACT product of your environment, how does it feel? im curious'
"My sperm has more personality than you...and I'm a girl."
"Cum gargleing frat whore"
"10,000,000 sperm, and YOURS was the fastest?"
"your face is kinda ammuseing"

-SPACE-

[SkyDekker 1,121]

Calvin19

[bloody_trauma 2]

cum dumpster

Fly it like you stole it

[jarrodh 0]

The best I ever heard...

Guy1. Well, Your a dick!

Guy2. If I was dick Id be in your mouth!

After that I about died of laughter

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[Calvin19 0]

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Calvin19

[livetofall 0]

Writing an insult book?

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Werent you the legalize abortion poster child?

(pissed off) you whorehouse raised mutha fucka!

one of my favorites that was told to me as a young apprentice:
If your nuts weren't in a sack you'd lose them too!

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