howardwhite 2 #1 November 16, 2006 Get all the info at: http://www.whizzy4you.com/ Please post reviews here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 November 16, 2006 WTF??? it says keep it in your purse... wouldn't that get pee on your stuff? I say just go behind a bush and do your thing animal style. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #3 November 16, 2006 I've known more men who piss like a woman...sits down on the toilet to pee to avoid the loud noise _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #4 November 16, 2006 QuoteI've known more men who piss like a woman...sits down on the toilet to pee to avoid the loud noise Back in the day, my grandfather made me sit when we went camping in his rv because little boys aim poorly or not at all. at night, I still pee poorly because I'm too lazy or tired to turn on a light. I prefer to pee by sonar... just keep peeing till you hear water!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrGuy 0 #5 November 17, 2006 QuoteI've known more men who piss like a woman...sits down on the toilet to pee to avoid the loud noise Just a suggestion: try hanging out with less gay men. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #6 November 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteI've known more men who piss like a woman...sits down on the toilet to pee to avoid the loud noise Just a suggestion: try hanging out with less gay men. Ohhhhhhhhhhh...there was nothing gay about Jerry...he just did that out of respect and consideration when he was new in a relationship *shrug* _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #7 November 17, 2006 QuoteWTF??? it says keep it in your purse... wouldn't that get pee on your stuff? um... they're single use disposable. You're supposed to keep NEW ones in your purse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,380 #8 November 17, 2006 QuoteI've known more men who piss like a woman...sits down on the toilet to pee to avoid the loud noise So it kinds of defeats the purpose if you're peeking in here to see him do it, doesn't it? Another good reason is if it is the middle of the night and a guy is so damn groggy he can't see straight, let alone aim straight."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #9 November 17, 2006 QuoteI've known more men who piss like a woman...sits down on the toilet to pee to avoid the loud noise ever heard of a guy with a prince albert or some other piercing that made him pee in different directions??? that'd be cool. you could piss off a lot of people in the bathroom if you stood up with a multidirecional aiming penis. Always remember, it's better to be pissed off, than pissed on!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #10 November 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteWTF??? it says keep it in your purse... wouldn't that get pee on your stuff? um... they're single use disposable. You're supposed to keep NEW ones in your purse. not if you're cheap, like me... hehehe I'd use a plastic baggie to put it in till it fell apart or my trip was done.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #11 November 17, 2006 Quoteever heard of a guy with a prince albert or some other piercing that made him pee in different directions??? that'd be cool. you could piss off a lot of people in the bathroom if you stood up with a multidirecional aiming penis. After a couple of years, you learn to aim it pretty well. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 November 17, 2006 QuoteAfter a couple of years, you learn to aim it pretty well. makes for great party tricks too!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #13 November 17, 2006 I forgot the exact age I was on the farm when a neighbor girl dropped her drawers, spread her labia with two fingers and steered her uretha and peed as simply as a guy does. If you ladies want to try this at home I suggest a little practice in the shower first.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #14 November 17, 2006 QuoteI forgot the exact age I was on the farm when a neighbor girl dropped her drawers, spread her labia with two fingers and steered her uretha and peed as simply as a guy does. If you ladies want to try this at home I suggest a little practice in the shower first. wow, and I thought I was skilled by being able to aim my pee at the drain cover in my showerSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #15 November 17, 2006 my sister-in-law inveted something similar when she broke her knee and couldn't sit to pee. she called it a shenis. i also saw an advertisement in venezuela for a paper funnel for women called "piss liberacion". "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #16 November 17, 2006 I guess it all comes down to is the cost of the product worth it's function... Personally, I think it's easier just bein a guy and bein able to pee pretty much wherever I want or need to... so there's your answer... have a sex change operation and have a penis put on instead so you can pee standing up without having to buy expensive paper pee diverters!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
klingeme 0 #17 November 17, 2006 Howard, The thing that scares me about this.....What the hell were you searching for that you came across this web site? Mark Klingelhoefer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #18 November 17, 2006 I remember a buddy of mine had the idea to sell something similar to this to women in bars waiting to go into the ladies room. They could then just go into the mens room instead. Needless to say he didn't think this plan out very well and got kicked out of the bar soon after he attempted his first sell.Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
howardwhite 2 #19 November 17, 2006 Good question, fortunately easily answered On another forum (nothing to do wth skydiving) someone pointed out the Microsft Buys Firefox site (which I posted here earlier.) It, in turn came from snarkish.com, which describes itself as "intelligent talk for adults with their clothes on." I went to Snarkish, and there found the Whizzer site prominently displayed.The Bonfire lept to mind. Feel better now? HW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 November 17, 2006 QuoteI've known more men who piss like a woman...sits down on the toilet to pee to avoid the loud noise . . . and lets not forget the overspray . . . it's all about the mess.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
klingeme 0 #21 November 17, 2006 OK, I'll buy that. I had other searches coming to mind. Mark Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
