Douva 0 #26 November 28, 2006 QuoteI was about a minute late to class once after finding out during break that one of my close friends had attempted suicide and was in the hospital. I explained this to my teacher who then gave me a detention for being late. I didn't serve the detention as a protest, and consequently ended up getting 3 days of suspensions as I kept refusing to serve the detention. I was so pissed about that. My teacher and the principals knew why I refused to serve the detention but didn't care. It was bullshit, I was a pretty good kid, didn't cause trouble and got good grades. They were being pricks. With all due respect to teachers (my mom and sister are both teachers), it's my contention that the longer someone works in the school systems, the further he or she drifts from the real world.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trivial_Trekker 0 #27 November 28, 2006 highschool suspened for running in the hall. The principal saw me and told me to stop, but i thought it would be funny to continue running, he chased me and i made it out of the school. I had a good laugh, but the next day he showed up in my class after identifying me with the year book. damn another time grade school a few of my friends and i tossed giant snow balls at a passing school bus which calapsed the front windshield. []DETE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #28 November 28, 2006 QuoteQuote With all due respect to teachers (my mom and sister are both teachers), it's my contention that the longer someone works in the school systems, the further he or she drifts from the real world. A lot of my relatives on my mom's side are or were teachers too. I agree with you, to a point. Although my relatives were very good teachers and later great tutors, I am appalled at what I've seen at the nearby school for the deaf. 20 - 30 students come out of that school a year. Only 3 to 5 earn a high school diploma, and if they're lucky, one gets to go to college. There are so many old timer teachers there that they just don't give a shit anymore. The problem is, these students can't be taught in a uniform way, as they're all different, and the teachers just let them fall through the cracks. Thread hijack over... sorry!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lguard8 0 #29 November 28, 2006 Drinking at a football game.www.lukeevens.com http://beachbodycoach.com/lguard8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shortyj 0 #30 November 28, 2006 DID U GO TO A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TOO?Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 3 #31 November 28, 2006 Setting fire to a herd of cardboard cows in Algebra II. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Douva 0 #32 November 28, 2006 Quotemy hair being too long That wasn't high school; that was last year. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Douva 0 #33 November 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote With all due respect to teachers (my mom and sister are both teachers), it's my contention that the longer someone works in the school systems, the further he or she drifts from the real world. A lot of my relatives on my mom's side are or were teachers too. I agree with you, to a point. Although my relatives were very good teachers and later great tutors, I am appalled at what I've seen at the nearby school for the deaf. 20 - 30 students come out of that school a year. Only 3 to 5 earn a high school diploma, and if they're lucky, one gets to go to college. There are so many old timer teachers there that they just don't give a shit anymore. The problem is, these students can't be taught in a uniform way, as they're all different, and the teachers just let them fall through the cracks. Thread hijack over... sorry! I don't really blame the teachers for that; I blame the school systems. Schools today tie teachers' hands so tightly that the teachers eventually give up.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites okalb 78 #34 November 28, 2006 The first time in my life I got suspended was when I was in the 4th grade. I got suspended for cutting school. I couldn't believe my luck. I got busted for skipping school and as a punishment they told me I couldn't come to school for 2 days. Boy was I upset Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jheadley 0 #35 November 28, 2006 I've never been suspended but there were a few times where I had to leave class, go home and change because i was out of dress code. (sneakers instead of dress shoes, 5 oclock shadow). I asked to just get detention later instead of leaving the classroom, but they made me leave. Great institution of learning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,120 #36 November 28, 2006 Setting the school on fire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #37 November 28, 2006 Stabbed someone in the kneecap with a compass after he stabbed me in the arm repeatedly Got 1 days internal suspension (sit with the headmaster all day) while the other kid got a whole weeks exclusion. Mwahahha Teachers kept coming up to me and going 'good for you' - LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites beowulf 1 #38 November 28, 2006 Hmmm that reminds me. In middle school during lunch there was one kid that thought it was funny to eat with out any utensils. So I smashed his face into his spaghetti. I was laughing so hard I didn't pay attention when he grabbed his fork and stabbed me in the arm. I got suspended for beating him up after he stuck me with the fork. I don't remember what they did with him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Douva 0 #39 November 28, 2006 In fifth grade the school bully and I got in an argument on the basketball court at recess. We kept arguing into the classroom, and he finally grabbed me by the throat and pinned me down against a desk. The teacher saw this and yelled at him, prompting him to let me go and turn and walk back toward his desk. Infuriated, I stood, tapped him on the shoulder, and when he looked back...WHAM...right hook. He reciprocated by swinging around and rope necking me, knocking me to the floor. By the time I got up, our little old teacher was between us. We both got three days of in school suspension. ISS was a blast. I wrote a short story and fielded questions about the fight from every kid who passed my hallway cubicle. And the incident served as a bonding experience between the bully and me--We were pretty good friends for the next couple of years after that.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #40 November 28, 2006 Which time..... No really, in junior high I was a pistol... Can't really remember a whole lot of what I did, other than the typical skipping school, smoking in the bathrooms, drinking behind the ag shed... silly stuff... but boy we thought we were "cool"..... It seems like every morning my 7th grade year as a part of the morning annoucements, my best friend and I always got called down for our morning whooping by the principal..... finally they caught on that the spankings didnt phase us and we were stuck doing "saturday school" which really stunk because all thru jr & sr high we were both very active in rodeo and that caused us to miss out... we really straightend up then,..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites elias123 0 #41 November 28, 2006 1/ i said something in class (dont quite remember what it was) so i got sent to the principals office. i was furious and slammed the classroomdoor so hard that a window next to it broke, got 1 week off for that one, look on teachers face was priceless 2/ throwing chalk to a teacher (this was actually the drop in the bucket, i got kicked off of school forever after that altough i was allowed to finish that semester) 3/ laughing my ass off because one of my teachers had painted her hair purple, eventually the whole class started laughing and she (the teacher) started to cry :s (i dont have anything against people with purple hair, but it was just so funny) 4/ being a dick against teachers on multiple occasions 5/ smoking thai stick (this was actually at boardingschool) and having it on me 6/ poling a guy (talking his legs, putting them between a pole and well ... just start pulling, this was with multiple peolpe who also got suspended) 7/ skipping classes alot 8/ smoking cigarettes on multiple occasions 9/ at my second boarding school we used to "baptise" newcomers at night, this was basicly just sneaking to the newcomer's room in the middle of the night with maby 5 or 6 people, we'd be very quiet and then enter the room as fast as possible, we would trash the room witch shavinggel(and cream), shampoo, conditioner, drinks (all the kinds of liquid you could think of), we'd also turn over the matrass so that it was laying on top of the newcomer wich made him helpless, anyway, afters this we'd run back to our individual rooms and when everybody was inside, the lights in the hallway klicked on, and of course i was the only one that was left standing in the hallway, i got suspended for that for 3 days, together with another very good friend who came out of his room (out of solidarity i guess, i really appreciated that :) i still know him today and i convinced him to do AFF, he now has 8 jumps :)) boy those were great times i never got detention or got suspended for fighting though, there are some other things, but i dont remember them right now and i have to study now for french oral exam tomorrow, almost all of this happened at a catholic boarding school exept the last thing, i believe in my first year there (on the catholic school) i got something of 23-25 wensday-afternoon detentions that each lasted 3 and a half hours while the rest were doing sports-activities, i was kicked out of that school the year after that and in total i got kicked out 3 schools"In a mad world, only the mad are sane" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Richards 0 #42 November 28, 2006 Skipping school too much. Given that i did not want to be there, I found the punishment quite hilarious. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #43 November 28, 2006 all I can say is y'all are a bunch of delinquents. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites STAG 0 #44 November 28, 2006 Shooting off a Fire Extinguisher in the computer lab. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites beowulf 1 #45 November 28, 2006 On my first day of school in my first class in my freshman year of high school I got kicked out of class. It happened so fast I didn't even have time to react. While the teacher was giving the class a tour of the shop I started cranking on a bottle jack on a test press for test welds with a piece of steel in it. The teacher said I was a danger to the class and if the metal had broken it would flown off and killed someone. I still think he was full of shit and just didn't like me. Oh well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #46 November 28, 2006 QuoteI never got suspended! I was a good girl! Hard to believe, I know. Same for me. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #47 November 28, 2006 After my earlier post, I realized I'd done some other stuff that I didn't get suspended for. One was going to the state cross country championships with my team. At the motel, I bought shaving cream from the small store in the motel lobby (dumb mistake) and trashed the elevator with all kinds of obscene words in shaving cream. Then went to bed. Not long after, the coach was waking the whole team up and demanding that whoever did it fess up. 3 of my teammates knew I did it but they left it to me to do my duty. I didn't, so the coach marched us all to the motel lobby so the person on duty could point out the person who bought the shaving cream. I tried to hide behind a teammate but to no avail. Busted! Coach kicked me off the team, but I didn't get suspended from school."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 620 #48 November 28, 2006 thanks for the reminder! food fight in lunch room too...nailed that little sucker with an Orange! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites josheezammit 0 #49 November 28, 2006 no i went to school in small town texas, rednecks controled my life son! Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #50 November 28, 2006 A Sr. boy in charge of 'initiating' the freshman girls in the hallway by grabbing breasts as we walked by on the first day of school grabbed one of mine. I picked him up and threw him at least twenty feet. At least that's what the report said. The boy received one after school detention. I got suspended for 3 days. He bruised his tailbone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. 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lguard8 0 #29 November 28, 2006 Drinking at a football game.www.lukeevens.com http://beachbodycoach.com/lguard8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Douva 0 #32 November 28, 2006 Quotemy hair being too long That wasn't high school; that was last year. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #33 November 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote With all due respect to teachers (my mom and sister are both teachers), it's my contention that the longer someone works in the school systems, the further he or she drifts from the real world. A lot of my relatives on my mom's side are or were teachers too. I agree with you, to a point. Although my relatives were very good teachers and later great tutors, I am appalled at what I've seen at the nearby school for the deaf. 20 - 30 students come out of that school a year. Only 3 to 5 earn a high school diploma, and if they're lucky, one gets to go to college. There are so many old timer teachers there that they just don't give a shit anymore. The problem is, these students can't be taught in a uniform way, as they're all different, and the teachers just let them fall through the cracks. Thread hijack over... sorry! I don't really blame the teachers for that; I blame the school systems. Schools today tie teachers' hands so tightly that the teachers eventually give up.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites okalb 78 #34 November 28, 2006 The first time in my life I got suspended was when I was in the 4th grade. I got suspended for cutting school. I couldn't believe my luck. I got busted for skipping school and as a punishment they told me I couldn't come to school for 2 days. Boy was I upset Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jheadley 0 #35 November 28, 2006 I've never been suspended but there were a few times where I had to leave class, go home and change because i was out of dress code. (sneakers instead of dress shoes, 5 oclock shadow). I asked to just get detention later instead of leaving the classroom, but they made me leave. Great institution of learning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,120 #36 November 28, 2006 Setting the school on fire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #37 November 28, 2006 Stabbed someone in the kneecap with a compass after he stabbed me in the arm repeatedly Got 1 days internal suspension (sit with the headmaster all day) while the other kid got a whole weeks exclusion. Mwahahha Teachers kept coming up to me and going 'good for you' - LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites beowulf 1 #38 November 28, 2006 Hmmm that reminds me. In middle school during lunch there was one kid that thought it was funny to eat with out any utensils. So I smashed his face into his spaghetti. I was laughing so hard I didn't pay attention when he grabbed his fork and stabbed me in the arm. I got suspended for beating him up after he stuck me with the fork. I don't remember what they did with him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Douva 0 #39 November 28, 2006 In fifth grade the school bully and I got in an argument on the basketball court at recess. We kept arguing into the classroom, and he finally grabbed me by the throat and pinned me down against a desk. The teacher saw this and yelled at him, prompting him to let me go and turn and walk back toward his desk. Infuriated, I stood, tapped him on the shoulder, and when he looked back...WHAM...right hook. He reciprocated by swinging around and rope necking me, knocking me to the floor. By the time I got up, our little old teacher was between us. We both got three days of in school suspension. ISS was a blast. I wrote a short story and fielded questions about the fight from every kid who passed my hallway cubicle. And the incident served as a bonding experience between the bully and me--We were pretty good friends for the next couple of years after that.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #40 November 28, 2006 Which time..... No really, in junior high I was a pistol... Can't really remember a whole lot of what I did, other than the typical skipping school, smoking in the bathrooms, drinking behind the ag shed... silly stuff... but boy we thought we were "cool"..... It seems like every morning my 7th grade year as a part of the morning annoucements, my best friend and I always got called down for our morning whooping by the principal..... finally they caught on that the spankings didnt phase us and we were stuck doing "saturday school" which really stunk because all thru jr & sr high we were both very active in rodeo and that caused us to miss out... we really straightend up then,..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites elias123 0 #41 November 28, 2006 1/ i said something in class (dont quite remember what it was) so i got sent to the principals office. i was furious and slammed the classroomdoor so hard that a window next to it broke, got 1 week off for that one, look on teachers face was priceless 2/ throwing chalk to a teacher (this was actually the drop in the bucket, i got kicked off of school forever after that altough i was allowed to finish that semester) 3/ laughing my ass off because one of my teachers had painted her hair purple, eventually the whole class started laughing and she (the teacher) started to cry :s (i dont have anything against people with purple hair, but it was just so funny) 4/ being a dick against teachers on multiple occasions 5/ smoking thai stick (this was actually at boardingschool) and having it on me 6/ poling a guy (talking his legs, putting them between a pole and well ... just start pulling, this was with multiple peolpe who also got suspended) 7/ skipping classes alot 8/ smoking cigarettes on multiple occasions 9/ at my second boarding school we used to "baptise" newcomers at night, this was basicly just sneaking to the newcomer's room in the middle of the night with maby 5 or 6 people, we'd be very quiet and then enter the room as fast as possible, we would trash the room witch shavinggel(and cream), shampoo, conditioner, drinks (all the kinds of liquid you could think of), we'd also turn over the matrass so that it was laying on top of the newcomer wich made him helpless, anyway, afters this we'd run back to our individual rooms and when everybody was inside, the lights in the hallway klicked on, and of course i was the only one that was left standing in the hallway, i got suspended for that for 3 days, together with another very good friend who came out of his room (out of solidarity i guess, i really appreciated that :) i still know him today and i convinced him to do AFF, he now has 8 jumps :)) boy those were great times i never got detention or got suspended for fighting though, there are some other things, but i dont remember them right now and i have to study now for french oral exam tomorrow, almost all of this happened at a catholic boarding school exept the last thing, i believe in my first year there (on the catholic school) i got something of 23-25 wensday-afternoon detentions that each lasted 3 and a half hours while the rest were doing sports-activities, i was kicked out of that school the year after that and in total i got kicked out 3 schools"In a mad world, only the mad are sane" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Richards 0 #42 November 28, 2006 Skipping school too much. Given that i did not want to be there, I found the punishment quite hilarious. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #43 November 28, 2006 all I can say is y'all are a bunch of delinquents. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites STAG 0 #44 November 28, 2006 Shooting off a Fire Extinguisher in the computer lab. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites beowulf 1 #45 November 28, 2006 On my first day of school in my first class in my freshman year of high school I got kicked out of class. It happened so fast I didn't even have time to react. While the teacher was giving the class a tour of the shop I started cranking on a bottle jack on a test press for test welds with a piece of steel in it. The teacher said I was a danger to the class and if the metal had broken it would flown off and killed someone. I still think he was full of shit and just didn't like me. Oh well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #46 November 28, 2006 QuoteI never got suspended! I was a good girl! Hard to believe, I know. Same for me. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #47 November 28, 2006 After my earlier post, I realized I'd done some other stuff that I didn't get suspended for. One was going to the state cross country championships with my team. At the motel, I bought shaving cream from the small store in the motel lobby (dumb mistake) and trashed the elevator with all kinds of obscene words in shaving cream. Then went to bed. Not long after, the coach was waking the whole team up and demanding that whoever did it fess up. 3 of my teammates knew I did it but they left it to me to do my duty. I didn't, so the coach marched us all to the motel lobby so the person on duty could point out the person who bought the shaving cream. I tried to hide behind a teammate but to no avail. Busted! Coach kicked me off the team, but I didn't get suspended from school."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 620 #48 November 28, 2006 thanks for the reminder! food fight in lunch room too...nailed that little sucker with an Orange! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites josheezammit 0 #49 November 28, 2006 no i went to school in small town texas, rednecks controled my life son! Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #50 November 28, 2006 A Sr. boy in charge of 'initiating' the freshman girls in the hallway by grabbing breasts as we walked by on the first day of school grabbed one of mine. I picked him up and threw him at least twenty feet. At least that's what the report said. The boy received one after school detention. I got suspended for 3 days. He bruised his tailbone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. 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okalb 78 #34 November 28, 2006 The first time in my life I got suspended was when I was in the 4th grade. I got suspended for cutting school. I couldn't believe my luck. I got busted for skipping school and as a punishment they told me I couldn't come to school for 2 days. Boy was I upset Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jheadley 0 #35 November 28, 2006 I've never been suspended but there were a few times where I had to leave class, go home and change because i was out of dress code. (sneakers instead of dress shoes, 5 oclock shadow). I asked to just get detention later instead of leaving the classroom, but they made me leave. Great institution of learning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,120 #36 November 28, 2006 Setting the school on fire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #37 November 28, 2006 Stabbed someone in the kneecap with a compass after he stabbed me in the arm repeatedly Got 1 days internal suspension (sit with the headmaster all day) while the other kid got a whole weeks exclusion. Mwahahha Teachers kept coming up to me and going 'good for you' - LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #38 November 28, 2006 Hmmm that reminds me. In middle school during lunch there was one kid that thought it was funny to eat with out any utensils. So I smashed his face into his spaghetti. I was laughing so hard I didn't pay attention when he grabbed his fork and stabbed me in the arm. I got suspended for beating him up after he stuck me with the fork. I don't remember what they did with him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #39 November 28, 2006 In fifth grade the school bully and I got in an argument on the basketball court at recess. We kept arguing into the classroom, and he finally grabbed me by the throat and pinned me down against a desk. The teacher saw this and yelled at him, prompting him to let me go and turn and walk back toward his desk. Infuriated, I stood, tapped him on the shoulder, and when he looked back...WHAM...right hook. He reciprocated by swinging around and rope necking me, knocking me to the floor. By the time I got up, our little old teacher was between us. We both got three days of in school suspension. ISS was a blast. I wrote a short story and fielded questions about the fight from every kid who passed my hallway cubicle. And the incident served as a bonding experience between the bully and me--We were pretty good friends for the next couple of years after that.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #40 November 28, 2006 Which time..... No really, in junior high I was a pistol... Can't really remember a whole lot of what I did, other than the typical skipping school, smoking in the bathrooms, drinking behind the ag shed... silly stuff... but boy we thought we were "cool"..... It seems like every morning my 7th grade year as a part of the morning annoucements, my best friend and I always got called down for our morning whooping by the principal..... finally they caught on that the spankings didnt phase us and we were stuck doing "saturday school" which really stunk because all thru jr & sr high we were both very active in rodeo and that caused us to miss out... we really straightend up then,..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elias123 0 #41 November 28, 2006 1/ i said something in class (dont quite remember what it was) so i got sent to the principals office. i was furious and slammed the classroomdoor so hard that a window next to it broke, got 1 week off for that one, look on teachers face was priceless 2/ throwing chalk to a teacher (this was actually the drop in the bucket, i got kicked off of school forever after that altough i was allowed to finish that semester) 3/ laughing my ass off because one of my teachers had painted her hair purple, eventually the whole class started laughing and she (the teacher) started to cry :s (i dont have anything against people with purple hair, but it was just so funny) 4/ being a dick against teachers on multiple occasions 5/ smoking thai stick (this was actually at boardingschool) and having it on me 6/ poling a guy (talking his legs, putting them between a pole and well ... just start pulling, this was with multiple peolpe who also got suspended) 7/ skipping classes alot 8/ smoking cigarettes on multiple occasions 9/ at my second boarding school we used to "baptise" newcomers at night, this was basicly just sneaking to the newcomer's room in the middle of the night with maby 5 or 6 people, we'd be very quiet and then enter the room as fast as possible, we would trash the room witch shavinggel(and cream), shampoo, conditioner, drinks (all the kinds of liquid you could think of), we'd also turn over the matrass so that it was laying on top of the newcomer wich made him helpless, anyway, afters this we'd run back to our individual rooms and when everybody was inside, the lights in the hallway klicked on, and of course i was the only one that was left standing in the hallway, i got suspended for that for 3 days, together with another very good friend who came out of his room (out of solidarity i guess, i really appreciated that :) i still know him today and i convinced him to do AFF, he now has 8 jumps :)) boy those were great times i never got detention or got suspended for fighting though, there are some other things, but i dont remember them right now and i have to study now for french oral exam tomorrow, almost all of this happened at a catholic boarding school exept the last thing, i believe in my first year there (on the catholic school) i got something of 23-25 wensday-afternoon detentions that each lasted 3 and a half hours while the rest were doing sports-activities, i was kicked out of that school the year after that and in total i got kicked out 3 schools"In a mad world, only the mad are sane" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #42 November 28, 2006 Skipping school too much. Given that i did not want to be there, I found the punishment quite hilarious. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #43 November 28, 2006 all I can say is y'all are a bunch of delinquents. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STAG 0 #44 November 28, 2006 Shooting off a Fire Extinguisher in the computer lab. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #45 November 28, 2006 On my first day of school in my first class in my freshman year of high school I got kicked out of class. It happened so fast I didn't even have time to react. While the teacher was giving the class a tour of the shop I started cranking on a bottle jack on a test press for test welds with a piece of steel in it. The teacher said I was a danger to the class and if the metal had broken it would flown off and killed someone. I still think he was full of shit and just didn't like me. Oh well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #46 November 28, 2006 QuoteI never got suspended! I was a good girl! Hard to believe, I know. Same for me. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #47 November 28, 2006 After my earlier post, I realized I'd done some other stuff that I didn't get suspended for. One was going to the state cross country championships with my team. At the motel, I bought shaving cream from the small store in the motel lobby (dumb mistake) and trashed the elevator with all kinds of obscene words in shaving cream. Then went to bed. Not long after, the coach was waking the whole team up and demanding that whoever did it fess up. 3 of my teammates knew I did it but they left it to me to do my duty. I didn't, so the coach marched us all to the motel lobby so the person on duty could point out the person who bought the shaving cream. I tried to hide behind a teammate but to no avail. Busted! Coach kicked me off the team, but I didn't get suspended from school."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 620 #48 November 28, 2006 thanks for the reminder! food fight in lunch room too...nailed that little sucker with an Orange! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #49 November 28, 2006 no i went to school in small town texas, rednecks controled my life son! Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #50 November 28, 2006 A Sr. boy in charge of 'initiating' the freshman girls in the hallway by grabbing breasts as we walked by on the first day of school grabbed one of mine. I picked him up and threw him at least twenty feet. At least that's what the report said. The boy received one after school detention. I got suspended for 3 days. He bruised his tailbone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
