airtwardo 6 #51 December 11, 2006 1 down...8 to go! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wes. 0 #52 December 11, 2006 its ok.. i ment to do thatFalling from the top floor your lungs fill like parachutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #53 December 11, 2006 Quote*** Such is life. Wendy W. these were the Last words of Notorious Bush Ranger Ned Kelly, they released the trap door and hung him after those wordsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #54 December 11, 2006 QuoteQuote- What would you want yours to be? Get your knee off my chest. Get SmartYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #55 December 11, 2006 Quote"And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good name -ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?" hahahahaha HHGTTGYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nitrodan 0 #56 December 11, 2006 All the way to the back and to the left!!!!! When You get to hell thats where I'll be..... at least you'll know People.DAN SMITH www.skydivewichita.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #57 December 11, 2006 Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket. At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Fred died. He said, "You know, Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orribolollie 0 #58 December 11, 2006 Fuck thats the greatest orgasm ive ever.....urghh!! I love Spike Milligans epitaph. 'I told you I was sick!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #59 December 12, 2006 My final words could be anything at all, so long as they're not "That was fucking stupid."7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #60 December 12, 2006 Dóh! or awwww shit this is going to hurt... and I hope... "I love you...till next time.." _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #61 December 12, 2006 Quote"Hold my beer and watch this" lol mine would probly end up being related "no no no that not how you do it."SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #62 December 12, 2006 Hasta la vista, baby."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #63 December 12, 2006 S T E L L A ! ! ! ! ! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #64 December 12, 2006 "The 250 million dollars I stole is hidden under the...."Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #65 December 12, 2006 I think I'd tell whoever was with me to tell my family and friends that I love them and that it'll be okay. If I were alone, I'd ask God to watch over them. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #66 December 12, 2006 "I really should have given this more thought.... my last words I mean... awe shit forget it..." Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #67 December 12, 2006 QuoteS T E L L A ! ! ! ! ! My favorite beer.....Stella Artois!!!! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #68 December 12, 2006 Nice! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #69 December 12, 2006 Oh, shit..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #70 December 12, 2006 Boy Am I gonna leave a mark!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #71 December 12, 2006 "If you all truly loved me like you're saying right now, you'd be doing this with me." Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BellyFlailer 0 #72 December 12, 2006 I'm sorry Oprah, I didn't know that was your sandwich. http://www.SkydiveVids.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #73 December 12, 2006 " Ever seen one of these...do THIS!?" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
