airtwardo 6 #1 December 9, 2006 I hope THIS isn't a "RE-Post" ! I saw this yesterday in Orlando, thought it might be important for 'some' of us to keep in mind! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #2 December 9, 2006 I'm glad you posted that, otherwise I might have done something foolish and used packing tape for a painful practical joke... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #3 December 9, 2006 QuoteI'm glad you posted that, otherwise I might have done something foolish and used packing tape for a painful practical joke... Alway glad to help! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #4 December 9, 2006 That's hilarious! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floridadiver81 0 #5 December 9, 2006 Some of those are really amusing while on long road trips...lol"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #6 December 10, 2006 QuoteI hope THIS isn't a "RE-Post" ! I saw this yesterday in Orlando, thought it might be important for 'some' of us to keep in mind! Hi Twardo Don't need no stinking duct tape, to have fun, old tech. Now we got date rape drugs so tying up the vicno longer required. Viagra, levitra and the other one have replaced the use of popsical sticks and duct tape for a splint. BTW next time you go see the doc ask them if they got any Promo pens for viagra, cielais or levitra. Great gag leave pen laying around someplace subtle where SO can stumble across it.Beware: 4 hr's blindness heart attack or divorce. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 December 10, 2006 Beware: 4 hr's blindness heart attack or divorce. *** Hairy Palms ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #8 December 10, 2006 Like all consumer protection information (i.e. 'do not put in eyes' ) you wonder what some idiot had to do to get -that- one (the one you posted here) put on the side of a moving truck! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 December 10, 2006 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #10 December 10, 2006 OMG....did you see the scars on them knees?! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #11 December 10, 2006 Not yet, but I'm getting there! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #12 December 10, 2006 QuoteOMG....did you see the scars on them knees?! ltdiver she has knees? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 December 10, 2006 you wonder what some idiot had to do to get -that- one... Quote makes ya wonder?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpjunkie2004 0 #14 December 10, 2006 : ) I needed to smile. Thanks!Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d123 1 #15 December 10, 2006 Is she a full time packer? That could explain the knee bruises. Just for the record I wouldn't jump anything that she packed. She freaks me out and I've seen a lot in my life. Imagine Michael Jackson with a Halloween costume.Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ltdiver 3 #16 December 10, 2006 QuoteIs she a full time packer? That could explain the knee bruises. Think a little more creative... ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #17 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs she a full time packer? That could explain the knee bruises. Think a little more creative... ltdiver Huh? What could be better than a g/f who would pack for you? Ok... and the little sandwiches cut in half. That too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #18 December 10, 2006 Ok... and the little sandwiches cut in half. That too. Quote Toothpicks....don't forget the little toothpicks stuck in 'em! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ltdiver 3 #19 December 10, 2006 QuoteOk... and the little sandwiches cut in half. That too. Quote Toothpicks....don't forget the little toothpicks stuck in 'em! Baked Pony! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #20 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteOk... and the little sandwiches cut in half. That too. Quote Toothpicks....don't forget the little toothpicks stuck in 'em! Baked Pony! Y E S ! & some... Baked Pony!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #21 December 10, 2006 duct tape fatality Just so everyone knows why the warning sign is so necessary. QuoteBATON ROUGE, La. (AP) - A coroner's official today said there were no signs of trauma on an LSU music student from Texas found dead in his apartment... Page says the roommate found Shearer on the floor with strips of duct tape on his head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slug 1 #22 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs she a full time packer? That could explain the knee bruises. Think a little more creative... ltdiver my thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #23 December 10, 2006 student from Texas...Quote Pretty much all ya need to know there! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GrabGrass 0 #24 December 10, 2006 Quotemy thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. Cough Cough Unless it's a kids with back packs full of books convention! Or didn't you notice anythig past the "fuck me pumps"?! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #25 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuotemy thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. Cough Cough Unless it's a kids with back packs full of books convention! Or didn't you notice anythig past the "fuck me pumps"?! Oh, ok. Now that you mention it, I did see something besides the mostly-naked "Magenta from Rocky Horror " look-alike wearing tape. Engineering students. Two guys with backpacks staring at a computer screen while the chick is standing there. "Yeah, I saw her, but check THIS out..." (If those were marketing students, they'd be carrying beer and inviting her to a party at 8.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
jumpjunkie2004 0 #14 December 10, 2006 : ) I needed to smile. Thanks!Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 1 #15 December 10, 2006 Is she a full time packer? That could explain the knee bruises. Just for the record I wouldn't jump anything that she packed. She freaks me out and I've seen a lot in my life. Imagine Michael Jackson with a Halloween costume.Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #16 December 10, 2006 QuoteIs she a full time packer? That could explain the knee bruises. Think a little more creative... ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs she a full time packer? That could explain the knee bruises. Think a little more creative... ltdiver Huh? What could be better than a g/f who would pack for you? Ok... and the little sandwiches cut in half. That too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #18 December 10, 2006 Ok... and the little sandwiches cut in half. That too. Quote Toothpicks....don't forget the little toothpicks stuck in 'em! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ltdiver 3 #19 December 10, 2006 QuoteOk... and the little sandwiches cut in half. That too. Quote Toothpicks....don't forget the little toothpicks stuck in 'em! Baked Pony! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #20 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteOk... and the little sandwiches cut in half. That too. Quote Toothpicks....don't forget the little toothpicks stuck in 'em! Baked Pony! Y E S ! & some... Baked Pony!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #21 December 10, 2006 duct tape fatality Just so everyone knows why the warning sign is so necessary. QuoteBATON ROUGE, La. (AP) - A coroner's official today said there were no signs of trauma on an LSU music student from Texas found dead in his apartment... Page says the roommate found Shearer on the floor with strips of duct tape on his head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slug 1 #22 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs she a full time packer? That could explain the knee bruises. Think a little more creative... ltdiver my thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #23 December 10, 2006 student from Texas...Quote Pretty much all ya need to know there! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GrabGrass 0 #24 December 10, 2006 Quotemy thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. Cough Cough Unless it's a kids with back packs full of books convention! Or didn't you notice anythig past the "fuck me pumps"?! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #25 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuotemy thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. Cough Cough Unless it's a kids with back packs full of books convention! Or didn't you notice anythig past the "fuck me pumps"?! Oh, ok. Now that you mention it, I did see something besides the mostly-naked "Magenta from Rocky Horror " look-alike wearing tape. Engineering students. Two guys with backpacks staring at a computer screen while the chick is standing there. "Yeah, I saw her, but check THIS out..." (If those were marketing students, they'd be carrying beer and inviting her to a party at 8.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
ltdiver 3 #19 December 10, 2006 QuoteOk... and the little sandwiches cut in half. That too. Quote Toothpicks....don't forget the little toothpicks stuck in 'em! Baked Pony! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #20 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteOk... and the little sandwiches cut in half. That too. Quote Toothpicks....don't forget the little toothpicks stuck in 'em! Baked Pony! Y E S ! & some... Baked Pony!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #21 December 10, 2006 duct tape fatality Just so everyone knows why the warning sign is so necessary. QuoteBATON ROUGE, La. (AP) - A coroner's official today said there were no signs of trauma on an LSU music student from Texas found dead in his apartment... Page says the roommate found Shearer on the floor with strips of duct tape on his head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slug 1 #22 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs she a full time packer? That could explain the knee bruises. Think a little more creative... ltdiver my thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #23 December 10, 2006 student from Texas...Quote Pretty much all ya need to know there! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GrabGrass 0 #24 December 10, 2006 Quotemy thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. Cough Cough Unless it's a kids with back packs full of books convention! Or didn't you notice anythig past the "fuck me pumps"?! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #25 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuotemy thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. Cough Cough Unless it's a kids with back packs full of books convention! Or didn't you notice anythig past the "fuck me pumps"?! Oh, ok. Now that you mention it, I did see something besides the mostly-naked "Magenta from Rocky Horror " look-alike wearing tape. Engineering students. Two guys with backpacks staring at a computer screen while the chick is standing there. "Yeah, I saw her, but check THIS out..." (If those were marketing students, they'd be carrying beer and inviting her to a party at 8.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
airtwardo 6 #20 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteOk... and the little sandwiches cut in half. That too. Quote Toothpicks....don't forget the little toothpicks stuck in 'em! Baked Pony! Y E S ! & some... Baked Pony!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #21 December 10, 2006 duct tape fatality Just so everyone knows why the warning sign is so necessary. QuoteBATON ROUGE, La. (AP) - A coroner's official today said there were no signs of trauma on an LSU music student from Texas found dead in his apartment... Page says the roommate found Shearer on the floor with strips of duct tape on his head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slug 1 #22 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs she a full time packer? That could explain the knee bruises. Think a little more creative... ltdiver my thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #23 December 10, 2006 student from Texas...Quote Pretty much all ya need to know there! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GrabGrass 0 #24 December 10, 2006 Quotemy thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. Cough Cough Unless it's a kids with back packs full of books convention! Or didn't you notice anythig past the "fuck me pumps"?! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #25 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuotemy thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. Cough Cough Unless it's a kids with back packs full of books convention! Or didn't you notice anythig past the "fuck me pumps"?! Oh, ok. Now that you mention it, I did see something besides the mostly-naked "Magenta from Rocky Horror " look-alike wearing tape. Engineering students. Two guys with backpacks staring at a computer screen while the chick is standing there. "Yeah, I saw her, but check THIS out..." (If those were marketing students, they'd be carrying beer and inviting her to a party at 8.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
happythoughts 0 #21 December 10, 2006 duct tape fatality Just so everyone knows why the warning sign is so necessary. QuoteBATON ROUGE, La. (AP) - A coroner's official today said there were no signs of trauma on an LSU music student from Texas found dead in his apartment... Page says the roommate found Shearer on the floor with strips of duct tape on his head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #22 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs she a full time packer? That could explain the knee bruises. Think a little more creative... ltdiver my thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #23 December 10, 2006 student from Texas...Quote Pretty much all ya need to know there! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GrabGrass 0 #24 December 10, 2006 Quotemy thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. Cough Cough Unless it's a kids with back packs full of books convention! Or didn't you notice anythig past the "fuck me pumps"?! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #25 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuotemy thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. Cough Cough Unless it's a kids with back packs full of books convention! Or didn't you notice anythig past the "fuck me pumps"?! Oh, ok. Now that you mention it, I did see something besides the mostly-naked "Magenta from Rocky Horror " look-alike wearing tape. Engineering students. Two guys with backpacks staring at a computer screen while the chick is standing there. "Yeah, I saw her, but check THIS out..." (If those were marketing students, they'd be carrying beer and inviting her to a party at 8.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
GrabGrass 0 #24 December 10, 2006 Quotemy thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. Cough Cough Unless it's a kids with back packs full of books convention! Or didn't you notice anythig past the "fuck me pumps"?! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 December 10, 2006 QuoteQuotemy thoughts exactlyever see a packer wearing fuck me pumps. I'm guessing she was some type of a pro working a convention. Cough Cough Unless it's a kids with back packs full of books convention! Or didn't you notice anythig past the "fuck me pumps"?! Oh, ok. Now that you mention it, I did see something besides the mostly-naked "Magenta from Rocky Horror " look-alike wearing tape. Engineering students. Two guys with backpacks staring at a computer screen while the chick is standing there. "Yeah, I saw her, but check THIS out..." (If those were marketing students, they'd be carrying beer and inviting her to a party at 8.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
