Guts or Balls which do you have?

[jmpnkramer 0]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls; but do you really know the difference between them?

In an efort to kep you informed the definition for each is listed below:

GUTS: Is ariving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the GUTS to ask:

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"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS: Is coming home later after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the BALLS to say:

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"YOUR NEXT!!!!!"

Hopefully this clears up the confusion on the difference between the two.

Of course there really is not difference because there will be one of two outcomes; either death or divorce.



Now I could see SKINNYSHREK saying something like this. Who agrees with me?


Laters,

K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!

"HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!"
"Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

[DougH 270]

Hemroids?

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
=P

[goofyjumper 0]

Well if Skinnyshrek came home and did or said any of that, he would not have any balls or guts by the time I am done with him!

So there would be no reason to distinguish between the two!

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I love and Miss you so much Honey!
Orfun #3 ~ Darla

[skinnyshrek 0]

I heard if you say that to women you get a restraining order

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[jmpnkramer 0]

I thought that was just another way of saying "I LOVE YOU!"




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The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!

"HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!"
"Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

[SpeedRacer 1]

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YOU'RE NEXT!

Actually you would only temporarily have balls.

Speed Racer
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[skinnyshrek 0]

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I thought that was just another way of saying "I LOVE YOU!"




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Well, you have women that love you My friend at the moment is dealing with a right C!@#. Hope it works out for him. Having 3 marriages before she was 26 should of been a big clue. At least he got the rig back

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[lawrocket 3]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls; but do you really know the difference between them?

In an efort to kep you informed the definition for each is listed below:

GUTS: Is ariving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and asking:

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"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

The GUTS are what will be punctured when she rams it forcefully up your ass.

BALLS: Is coming home later after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying:

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"YOUR NEXT!!!!!"

Your BALLS are what will be taken off that night when you are passed out.

Hopefully this clears up the confusion on the difference between the two.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[hobojoe 0]

I would say I have guts.

Having balls just seems like having the ability to face up to things you know will have a bad outcome. Balls is required for things like woeing girls at bars or talking back to your wife/gf, and driving a big truck.

When I think of guts, I think of courage, fortitude, and awesomeness. People with guts jump out of airplanes and climb mountains in blizzards.

Don't know if that makes sense but my 2 cents.