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Only while standing in line at the grocery store, especially while someone writing a check in the cash only line!



I limit myself to the covers.

The problem is that my wife often watches the television because she likes the mindless drivel. My issue is that I HATE, LOATHE AND DETEST those shows. If ever I had the spare money, I'd like to win my bet that I made with her that the shows are nothing more than infomercials - I'd pay the show 50 grand to run a short slot on the "hottest law firm with a new style of the celebrities." ("The Plug.")

I'd accompany it with a brief account of "the shocking problems I overcame. ("The Tragedy").

Then I'd go with what I achieved. ("The Bravery in the Face of Tragedy").

And end it with another plug about where I will be appearing next!


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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