funks 1 #1 January 25, 2007 1. They get more pussy 2. They are better looking 3. They are trust fund babies 4. They get more pussy 5. They have sexy asses and you don't 6. They probably banged your wife before you did 7. They are able to look down their noses at you 8. They throw snowballs very well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #2 January 25, 2007 Quote1. They get more pussy 2. They are better looking 3. They are trust fund babies 4. They get more pussy 5. They have sexy asses and you don't 6. They probably banged your wife before you did 7. They are able to look down their noses at you 8. They throw snowballs very well 9. They get all kinds of STDs because they're sex-crazed idiots fixed it for you"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #3 January 25, 2007 Quote1. They get more pussy 2. They are better looking 3. They are trust fund babies 4. They get more pussy 5. They have sexy asses and you don't 6. They probably banged your wife before you did 7. They are able to look down their noses at you 8. They throw snowballs very well *pops collar* shutup pledge, now go get my lunch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #4 January 25, 2007 Frat boys were all better than me. Every one of them I ever asked confirmed it. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #5 January 25, 2007 alas... if only this were true... of course I was in the "Geek Stigma" fraternity...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #6 January 25, 2007 I thought the Revenge of the Nerds movies were a riot! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #7 January 25, 2007 Yup. You are absolutely correct funks. I'm so glad you're around to keep a fresh perspective on things. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #8 January 25, 2007 Quoteof course I was in the "Geek Stigma" fraternity... If you hadn't told us then I would have never imagined this to be true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #9 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteof course I was in the "Geek Stigma" fraternity... If you hadn't told us then I would have never imagined this to be true.I hide it well don't I... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #10 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteof course I was in the "Geek Stigma" fraternity... If you hadn't told us then I would have never imagined this to be true. Weren't you the grand fucking poobah of the national chapter for that frat? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #11 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteof course I was in the "Geek Stigma" fraternity... If you hadn't told us then I would have never imagined this to be true. Weren't you the grand fucking poobah of the national chapter for that frat? If you are talking about that one where I had to give the salty pirate to your mom for initiation, then Arrrrrr matey, that be me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #12 January 25, 2007 QuoteYup. You are absolutely correct funks. I'm so glad you're around to keep a fresh perspective on things. Don't mention it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyguy78 0 #13 January 25, 2007 Quote1. They get more pussy 2. They are better looking 3. They are trust fund babies 4. They get more pussy 5. They have sexy asses and you don't 6. They probably banged your wife before you did 7. They are able to look down their noses at you 8. They throw snowballs very well 9. The paddle each other on the ass as a form of initiation. There is a fine line between being a hopeless romantic and a stalker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #14 January 25, 2007 10. They get their asses kicked off campus and their charter revoked or suspended when they take an initiation too far. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites johndh1 0 #15 January 25, 2007 Only the good ones.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJL 232 #16 January 25, 2007 1. They get more pussy - From Frat Skanks 2. They are better looking - Whatever you say. 3. They are trust fund babies - Get a job. 4. They get more pussy - From Frat Skanks. 5. They have sexy asses and you don't - Go work out. 6. They probably banged your wife before you did - Your wife was a Frat Skank. 7. They are able to look down their noses at you. - I guess you let them. 8. They throw snowballs very well. - So put on a trenchcoat and go Matrix their asses, Francis! Edited to add the rest: 9. They get all kinds of STDs because they're sex-crazed idiots. - Hmm, wife was Frat Skank...Oh no, now I know what the burning is..."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #17 January 25, 2007 Quote1. They get more pussy - From Frat Skanks 2. They are better looking - Whatever you say. 3. They are trust fund babies - Get a job. 4. They get more pussy - From Frat Skanks. 5. They have sexy asses and you don't - Go work out. 6. They probably banged your wife before you did - Your wife was a Frat Skank. 7. They are able to look down their noses at you. - I guess you let them. 8. They throw snowballs very well. - So put on a trenchcoat and go Matrix their asses, Francis! And your point is.......? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #18 January 25, 2007 We wouldn't refer to our fraternity as a frat anymore than you would refer to your country as a cunt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #19 January 25, 2007 QuoteAnd your point is.......?Frat Skanks put out... duh... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #20 January 25, 2007 QuoteWe wouldn't refer to our fraternity as a frat anymore than you would refer to your country as a cunt. Oh god, not one of you self righteous frat fucks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #21 January 25, 2007 Oh god no, but the line is funny anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #22 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteAnd your point is.......?Frat Skanks put out... duh... You were in a frat and yet you still managed to graduate college a virgin? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #23 January 25, 2007 QuoteYou were in a frat and yet you still managed to graduate college a virgin? It wasn't my point... it was his point... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #24 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteAnd your point is.......?Frat Skanks put out... duh... You were in a frat and yet you still managed to graduate college a virgin? I can't comment here without getting banned, and I am having too much fun today for that yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites squirrel 0 #25 January 25, 2007 hmmm.....I prefer not to rent my friends. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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BillyVance 34 #2 January 25, 2007 Quote1. They get more pussy 2. They are better looking 3. They are trust fund babies 4. They get more pussy 5. They have sexy asses and you don't 6. They probably banged your wife before you did 7. They are able to look down their noses at you 8. They throw snowballs very well 9. They get all kinds of STDs because they're sex-crazed idiots fixed it for you"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #3 January 25, 2007 Quote1. They get more pussy 2. They are better looking 3. They are trust fund babies 4. They get more pussy 5. They have sexy asses and you don't 6. They probably banged your wife before you did 7. They are able to look down their noses at you 8. They throw snowballs very well *pops collar* shutup pledge, now go get my lunch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 January 25, 2007 Frat boys were all better than me. Every one of them I ever asked confirmed it. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 January 25, 2007 alas... if only this were true... of course I was in the "Geek Stigma" fraternity...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 January 25, 2007 I thought the Revenge of the Nerds movies were a riot! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #7 January 25, 2007 Yup. You are absolutely correct funks. I'm so glad you're around to keep a fresh perspective on things. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #8 January 25, 2007 Quoteof course I was in the "Geek Stigma" fraternity... If you hadn't told us then I would have never imagined this to be true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #9 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteof course I was in the "Geek Stigma" fraternity... If you hadn't told us then I would have never imagined this to be true.I hide it well don't I... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #10 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteof course I was in the "Geek Stigma" fraternity... If you hadn't told us then I would have never imagined this to be true. Weren't you the grand fucking poobah of the national chapter for that frat? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #11 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteof course I was in the "Geek Stigma" fraternity... If you hadn't told us then I would have never imagined this to be true. Weren't you the grand fucking poobah of the national chapter for that frat? If you are talking about that one where I had to give the salty pirate to your mom for initiation, then Arrrrrr matey, that be me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #12 January 25, 2007 QuoteYup. You are absolutely correct funks. I'm so glad you're around to keep a fresh perspective on things. Don't mention it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyguy78 0 #13 January 25, 2007 Quote1. They get more pussy 2. They are better looking 3. They are trust fund babies 4. They get more pussy 5. They have sexy asses and you don't 6. They probably banged your wife before you did 7. They are able to look down their noses at you 8. They throw snowballs very well 9. The paddle each other on the ass as a form of initiation. There is a fine line between being a hopeless romantic and a stalker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #14 January 25, 2007 10. They get their asses kicked off campus and their charter revoked or suspended when they take an initiation too far. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites johndh1 0 #15 January 25, 2007 Only the good ones.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJL 232 #16 January 25, 2007 1. They get more pussy - From Frat Skanks 2. They are better looking - Whatever you say. 3. They are trust fund babies - Get a job. 4. They get more pussy - From Frat Skanks. 5. They have sexy asses and you don't - Go work out. 6. They probably banged your wife before you did - Your wife was a Frat Skank. 7. They are able to look down their noses at you. - I guess you let them. 8. They throw snowballs very well. - So put on a trenchcoat and go Matrix their asses, Francis! Edited to add the rest: 9. They get all kinds of STDs because they're sex-crazed idiots. - Hmm, wife was Frat Skank...Oh no, now I know what the burning is..."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #17 January 25, 2007 Quote1. They get more pussy - From Frat Skanks 2. They are better looking - Whatever you say. 3. They are trust fund babies - Get a job. 4. They get more pussy - From Frat Skanks. 5. They have sexy asses and you don't - Go work out. 6. They probably banged your wife before you did - Your wife was a Frat Skank. 7. They are able to look down their noses at you. - I guess you let them. 8. They throw snowballs very well. - So put on a trenchcoat and go Matrix their asses, Francis! And your point is.......? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #18 January 25, 2007 We wouldn't refer to our fraternity as a frat anymore than you would refer to your country as a cunt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #19 January 25, 2007 QuoteAnd your point is.......?Frat Skanks put out... duh... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #20 January 25, 2007 QuoteWe wouldn't refer to our fraternity as a frat anymore than you would refer to your country as a cunt. Oh god, not one of you self righteous frat fucks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #21 January 25, 2007 Oh god no, but the line is funny anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #22 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteAnd your point is.......?Frat Skanks put out... duh... You were in a frat and yet you still managed to graduate college a virgin? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #23 January 25, 2007 QuoteYou were in a frat and yet you still managed to graduate college a virgin? It wasn't my point... it was his point... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #24 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteAnd your point is.......?Frat Skanks put out... duh... You were in a frat and yet you still managed to graduate college a virgin? I can't comment here without getting banned, and I am having too much fun today for that yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites squirrel 0 #25 January 25, 2007 hmmm.....I prefer not to rent my friends. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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skyguy78 0 #13 January 25, 2007 Quote1. They get more pussy 2. They are better looking 3. They are trust fund babies 4. They get more pussy 5. They have sexy asses and you don't 6. They probably banged your wife before you did 7. They are able to look down their noses at you 8. They throw snowballs very well 9. The paddle each other on the ass as a form of initiation. There is a fine line between being a hopeless romantic and a stalker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 January 25, 2007 10. They get their asses kicked off campus and their charter revoked or suspended when they take an initiation too far. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndh1 0 #15 January 25, 2007 Only the good ones.Roll Tide Roll Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #16 January 25, 2007 1. They get more pussy - From Frat Skanks 2. They are better looking - Whatever you say. 3. They are trust fund babies - Get a job. 4. They get more pussy - From Frat Skanks. 5. They have sexy asses and you don't - Go work out. 6. They probably banged your wife before you did - Your wife was a Frat Skank. 7. They are able to look down their noses at you. - I guess you let them. 8. They throw snowballs very well. - So put on a trenchcoat and go Matrix their asses, Francis! Edited to add the rest: 9. They get all kinds of STDs because they're sex-crazed idiots. - Hmm, wife was Frat Skank...Oh no, now I know what the burning is..."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #17 January 25, 2007 Quote1. They get more pussy - From Frat Skanks 2. They are better looking - Whatever you say. 3. They are trust fund babies - Get a job. 4. They get more pussy - From Frat Skanks. 5. They have sexy asses and you don't - Go work out. 6. They probably banged your wife before you did - Your wife was a Frat Skank. 7. They are able to look down their noses at you. - I guess you let them. 8. They throw snowballs very well. - So put on a trenchcoat and go Matrix their asses, Francis! And your point is.......? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #18 January 25, 2007 We wouldn't refer to our fraternity as a frat anymore than you would refer to your country as a cunt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #19 January 25, 2007 QuoteAnd your point is.......?Frat Skanks put out... duh... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #20 January 25, 2007 QuoteWe wouldn't refer to our fraternity as a frat anymore than you would refer to your country as a cunt. Oh god, not one of you self righteous frat fucks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #21 January 25, 2007 Oh god no, but the line is funny anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #22 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteAnd your point is.......?Frat Skanks put out... duh... You were in a frat and yet you still managed to graduate college a virgin? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #23 January 25, 2007 QuoteYou were in a frat and yet you still managed to graduate college a virgin? It wasn't my point... it was his point... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #24 January 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteAnd your point is.......?Frat Skanks put out... duh... You were in a frat and yet you still managed to graduate college a virgin? I can't comment here without getting banned, and I am having too much fun today for that yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #25 January 25, 2007 hmmm.....I prefer not to rent my friends. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
