skydemon2 0 #51 January 24, 2007 QuoteI'd be latched onto that like a guppie on the side of a fish bowl! I think you mean a plecostomus........ Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #52 January 24, 2007 Yep.............JUST like that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #53 January 24, 2007 Maybe it was the reaction to her poking his eye out with that thingI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #54 January 24, 2007 Does he have a strange fixation with popsicles, suckers, and other similar items???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #55 January 24, 2007 Quote How do you tell if your new roommate is gay? 1. Who cares. 2. Probably gay if they're having sex with dudes.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #56 January 24, 2007 QuoteQuote How do you tell if your new roommate is gay? 1. Who cares. 2. Probably gay if they're having sex with dudes. Damn, have they promoted you to detective yet?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #57 January 24, 2007 QuoteDamn, have they promoted you to detective yet?? They should, huh? Its that sort of tough work that solves the BIG problems.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #58 January 24, 2007 QuoteMaybe it was the reaction to her poking his eye out with that thing When presented with a boobie that beautiful.........you have to suck it up and move on! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #59 January 24, 2007 when you walk around the house and he can't keep his eyes off you. If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #60 January 25, 2007 If any of yous homos touch my stuff... I'll kill ya. If any of yous homos call me Francis....I kill ya. If.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #61 January 25, 2007 QuoteIf any of yous homos touch my stuff... I'll kill ya. If any of yous homos call me Francis....I kill ya. If.... Lighten up, Francis.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakyrat 1 #62 January 25, 2007 "does he have skydiving gear in his room ? That might be a sign" Is the gear pink or purple? Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #63 January 25, 2007 he lets you go ass-to-mouth. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #64 January 25, 2007 QuoteI'd be latched onto that like a guppie on the side of a fish bowl! Is that not the freak'n truth! Damn, whats wrong with that kid! My next girlfriend will have one like that, and hopefully another too!A well decorated and stylish home means he has better taste than you, and chicks love that stuff! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briangilbertson 0 #65 January 25, 2007 If he jumps a pink or lavender canopy and doesn't mention that he got a good deal on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briangilbertson 0 #66 January 25, 2007 When he moved in did he make sure it was ok to bring his pet gerbil? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #67 January 25, 2007 Does it bother you that your name is an acronym for gerbil? do you feel conflicted? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #68 January 25, 2007 No shit, there I was... Back home from college and the dorms, but didn't want to move in with my parents again, so asked around if anybody was looking for a roommate. "Yeah, Eric* just moved into a big two bedroom place, and says he'd like a roommate to share bills. Remember Eric from high school? Call him up, why dontcha." So I move my stuff into Eric's place. It's a nice apartment; big enough for two without being crowded, tastefully decorated, middle of downtown, cheap rent. Nice place. Eric's always seemed like a decent guy. This will work out fine until I start making more money and get a place of my own. No problems. Second morning in the new place, I wake up, Eric's already gone to work. My day off. I sprawl on the floor in front of the couch to watch some TV. Click some channels, yawn and stretch...and my hand brushes against something underneath the couch. Paper. A magazine. Cool, Eric left me a magazine. Pull the magazine out and look at the cover... "HOLY SHIT!!!" Men are hairy, disgusting animals, and this magazine displayed all their hairiest, most disgusting features. Assholes and sweaty nutsacks galore. Not a woman to be found. Scary. So I carefully replaced the mag and did some intense soul searching. Eventually concluded that the only sensible thing to do is...nothing. Eric's obviously in the closet, and outing him could cause him harm while benefiting me nothing. So long as nobody comes on to me, nothing need be said about it. Turned out to be a pretty good roommate for the six months I lived there. Years later, I told a friend about finding the magazine, and he now occasionally likes to remind me that I "was married to a gay guy." *not his real name Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #69 January 25, 2007 QuoteSo long as nobody comes on to me, nothing need be said about it. Turned out to be a pretty good roommate for the six months I lived there. I've been hit on by gay guys before. I didn't find it offensive and when I told them I wasn't interested, they left me alone. Infact its kind of a compliment to know that there are people out there that find you attractive, even if its not within your sexual orientation. It really cracks me up when people say stuff like "well, as long as they don't hit on me." What makes you so full of yourself to think that you're that special to be hit on by a gay guy when you can't even get laid by a straight chick? Atleast that's my stock answer for that comment.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #70 January 25, 2007 QuoteWhat makes you so full of yourself to think that you're that special to be hit on by a gay guy when you can't even get laid by a straight chick? "I told you that guy wanted to fuck me!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnsw71 0 #71 January 25, 2007 Does he get a woody when you fu*k him up the butt? That's usually a pretty sure sign. Hmm, I also like the "wake him up with a blow job" method. I'd say if he just lies there moaning and lets you do your work then he's probably straight, but if he offers you one when you're done, then I'd say gay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #72 January 25, 2007 QuoteSo someone thinks my new roomate is gay. While he may be...the fuck do I care? He's not all "nellie" and shit anyway ... seems like any other guy...or is my gaydar dysfunctional??? If he gives you a gratuitous "reach around" while he's banging you doggie style, then he's probably gay!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeadLicker 0 #73 January 26, 2007 QuoteNo shit, there I was... So I carefully replaced the mag and did some intense soul searching. Eventually concluded that the only sensible thing to do is...nothing. Yeah......can I have my mag back, I have been searching for it for years."Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #74 January 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou wake up with a used condom in your ass? Surely that you make you gay not the room mate unless you could match his DNA. Just do some genetic testing - That will tell you the truth.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
turtlespeed 212 #74 January 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou wake up with a used condom in your ass? Surely that you make you gay not the room mate unless you could match his DNA. Just do some genetic testing - That will tell you the truth.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
