McBeth 0 #1 January 23, 2007 http://www.jobpredictor.com/job/ Mine is too funny not to post Beth, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow. The Rack(tm) v.2.0, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow. Anyone know where I can apply? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 January 23, 2007 QuoteDave, Your ideal job is a Superhero. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 January 23, 2007 Mine is right on the money!! "Bobbi, your ideal job is a Supermodel." This predictor thing is for the shisizzle!!!BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csbrady 0 #4 January 23, 2007 carl, Your ideal job is a Movie star. Sweet! something to pay for my jumps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 January 23, 2007 Lindercles, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director. However, I tried one more (and I'm not making this up, it really said this): andy_copland, Your ideal job is a Dentist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #6 January 23, 2007 David, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in. You cant argue with science Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 January 23, 2007 I already did this on MySpace. My ideal job was ... A LUMBERJACK. Sing it with me, folks... I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day. Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory. On Wednesday I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesday he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea. Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?! Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!! Mounties: I cut down trees, I wear high heels?! Suspenders...and a bra?!... Just the Lumberjack: I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #8 January 23, 2007 The predictor results: gail lovelace, Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen. My own ideal job would be... Parachuting onto a boat to then get in scuba gear to tag sharks for scientific research in South Africa. With cute guys working the boat..... That would be the perfect job! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #9 January 23, 2007 Michelle, Your ideal job is a Stripper Great. Just great. Not much better with this: 'Shell, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #10 January 23, 2007 Love it!!!!(Walks away singing lumberjack song) Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #11 January 23, 2007 Rosa, Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 January 23, 2007 QuoteMichelle, Your ideal job is a Stripper Great. Just great. Yes, yes it is. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #13 January 23, 2007 Damn why do you all have better jobs than me. With my full name "Your ideal job is a God. " I guess I'll take that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 January 23, 2007 Quotelisamariewillbe, Your ideal job is a Animal TherapistSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #15 January 23, 2007 monkeyboy, Your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter. Meh. OR Sean, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter. Damn, they got it right that time.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 January 23, 2007 Dog Walker... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mostly_Harmless 0 #17 January 23, 2007 Human Shield.....alright off to work..._________________________________________ www.myspace.com/termvelocity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #18 January 23, 2007 LOL Gia your ideal job is prostitute! guppie01 your ideal job is air stewardess... guess either way I'm somebodies biotch! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #19 January 23, 2007 My nickname's is: Bubbles, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist but my real name is: Your Ideal job is a President..... the world better watch out, I'm in charge now CReW Skies, bubbles"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #20 January 23, 2007 "Your ideal job is a President" This thing is BS!! We all know my idea Job would be Surpeme Dictator and Grand High Poohba! Yep.. Soon as they elect me King, I will fix this world!! A Measly President... Yech!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #21 January 23, 2007 Oh wow! I'm scared, this is no shit "Slappie, Your ideal job is a Satan." *edit* Then I used my real name: "Shawn, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #22 January 23, 2007 "Cindy, your ideal job is rabbit slayer"DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #23 January 23, 2007 Your ideal job is a professional tramp. I guess it could be worse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #24 January 23, 2007 Butters, Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 January 23, 2007 Sunny, Your ideal job is a As the Speaking Clock. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
