skybytch 259 #1 February 3, 2007 Hanging out at the dz really isn't bad when you're broke. Many skydivers will offer a jump ticket so you can jump with them. It's even okay if they don't offer cuz you know that next week or the week after you'll probably be able to afford to do one or two skydives. Hanging out at the dz when you can't jump because your body isn't cooperating makes for an angry, bitter skydiver. Being around all those shiny happy people seems to reinforce the fact that no matter how much money or how many jump tickets you have in your pocket, you can't get on a load. Period. And it's even worse when you can't spend the day drinking to numb the pain cuz the directions on the prescription bottles say do not take with alcohol. Yeah. All those shiny happy people at the dz can kiss my angry bitter grounded ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 February 3, 2007 Grrrr. Maybe you could sabotage the plane so they won't be happy anymore."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #3 February 3, 2007 Did I ever tell you that I love you. Why don't we go somewhere away from those fucking able bodied skydivers and get drunk.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 February 3, 2007 What do you call a bull with no legs? Ground beef (Sick, huh?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 February 3, 2007 I'll be bitter too, then! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #6 February 3, 2007 Quote. All those shiny happy people at the dz can kiss my angry bitter grounded ass. been there done that, i feel your pain ( well, not the neck pain).... dona't worry, just think how much safer it is for you on the ground.. cuz everyone knows only the skydiving is dangerous, skydivers never get hurt while drinking on the ground...lol.... hope ya feel better soon "mom"... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #7 February 3, 2007 What do you call a skydiver with one broken leg? Ilene50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 February 3, 2007 QuoteDid I ever tell you that I love you. Why don't we go somewhere away from those fucking able bodied skydivers and get drunk. I can't jump anymore either...I want to go too!!! Where we drinkin'? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #9 February 3, 2007 Quotethe directions on the prescription bottles say do not take with alcohol. Yeah...that's gonna stop you... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #10 February 3, 2007 QuoteWhy don't we go somewhere away from those fucking able bodied skydivers and get drunk just come to ohio, there's no skydiving going on here.....it's cold.... no need to ide from the skydivers, get em to buy your drinks!!lol... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #11 February 3, 2007 QuoteYeah...that's gonna stop you... It is! Really! I swear! Okay, so that's not stopping me. What's stopping me is the pile of homework due on Monday that I'm currently ignoring (soy estudiante perezosa ) and the fact that I have to go pick up my shiny happy boyfriend from the dz in a few hours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #12 February 3, 2007 Quoteand the fact that I have to go pick up my shiny happy boyfriend from the dz in a few hours. i'm gonna have to call bullshit on you there...he's not shiny and happy on his best of days... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #13 February 3, 2007 Quotehe's not shiny and happy on his best of days... He just put HMA lines on his Velocity. He's been so fucking shiny and happy since then I'm ready to kill him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 February 3, 2007 QuoteWhat do you call a skydiver with one broken leg? Ilene What do you call a Japanese skydiver with one broken leg? Irene Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #15 February 3, 2007 Quotejust think how much safer it is for you on the ground.. For me, yeah probably. For everyone else? I dunno. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
