Shell666 0 #1 February 4, 2007 My nieces and nephew are staying with me tonight and my 12 year old niece went to change for bed. She came back wearing fleece pants and a tshirt that said Mile High Airlines ... Ask us why we have the best service in the sky I asked her where she got it. A local jean store for $3. She said "why, what does it mean?" Shit ... I didn't have an answer. All I could say was please don't wear that out in public. She said okay but "when you can manage it, please tell me why". I hate how fast kids have to grow up now. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #2 February 4, 2007 QuoteShit ... I didn't have an answer.How about the truth, but in a nice Aunt way. When she finds out what it means she (at 12) will probably not wear it at all less outdoors.Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #3 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteShit ... I didn't have an answer.How about the truth, but in a nice Aunt way. When she finds out what it means she (at 12) will probably not wear it at all less outdoors. Yeah, that would be the proper thing to do. I'll talk to her mom first. Explain it to her and go from there. Damn, I don't recall all this from when I was that age. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #4 February 4, 2007 QuoteDamn, I don't recall all this from when I was that age.Did they have planes then? Mike runs to the boat and heads to the high seas fast!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #5 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteDamn, I don't recall all this from when I was that age.Did they have planes then? Mike runs to the boat and heads to the high seas fast! Run, Forest, Run ... you are SO on my shitlist for that! 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 February 4, 2007 Mike, oh Mike...It was nice knowin' ya buddy. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #7 February 4, 2007 See what having too many Rum Runners will get you into.Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #8 February 4, 2007 Quoteyou are SO on my shitlist for that! Well that is what you get for calling me an ass for being a nice guy!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #9 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteyou are SO on my shitlist for that! Well that is what you get for calling me an ass for being a nice guy! You're still an ass ... always were ... always will be. Don't mean I don't LOVE you ... even when you're an ass. 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #10 February 4, 2007 offer to buy it from her, it is a awesome shirt, youd gladly give her 20 bucks for it cause you just need it... then you dont have to explain itSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 February 4, 2007 Yeah.............my son turns 12 this year. Especially with the NEGATIVE influences of my ex-wife's bunch of idiots she calls a family, I figure it's time I had a serious talk about sex with him. I've been putting it off but I talk about girls with him all the time. He asked me a little while ago "How do I get a girlfriend?" I have been trying to give him some general advice..........like the SHOTGUN effect when he is at the skating rink. He always sounds so down and hurt when a girl won't skate with him. I have explained that at his age rejection is just part of the game. If you ask enough girls one of them will say yes. Then when all those girls that told you no see you with someone..........they will all want you. I'm still dreading "The Talk" though. My first thought is to throw a Hustler and a pack of condoms on the table. Any questions? I really have to figure this out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 February 4, 2007 I knew where babies came from before i was 12. I was even capable of making them. Heck these days a kid can learn everything from a tv in about 2 days. Oh and i knew what the mile high club was at age 12. I knew everything back then. What happened? Tell her. It's ok. She already knows and was probably trying to embarrass you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 February 4, 2007 Serious part: It's an old joke but my son, at 13, actually said it. Me: "Well, it's time we had the mandatory sex talk." Him: "Yeah, Dad. What do you want to know." Joke part: I said, "How do I get a girlfriend?" Oh, and 'Shell...like Chessy said, she already knows it. Who's she trying to kid? Oh wait....YOU! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #14 February 4, 2007 Still not as bad as a shirt I saw in the mall the other day. I was laughing so hard I was in tears. Though the store was directed at teenagers, I shouldnt have been laughing. But me and my friend lost it in the store laughing. She wanted to buy one but the only size they had was small or XL. Which neither worked. Shirt said "I am tight like spandex" She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #15 February 4, 2007 Quote My nieces and nephew are staying with me tonight and my 12 year old niece went to change for bed. She came back wearing fleece pants and a tshirt that said Mile High Airlines ... Ask us why we have the best service in the sky I asked her where she got it. A local jean store for $3. She said "why, what does it mean?" I would ask her: What do you think it means? If you don't know what it means, why would you wear the shirt?"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleskycrab 0 #16 February 4, 2007 QuoteYeah.............my son turns 12 this year. Especially with the NEGATIVE influences of my ex-wife's bunch of idiots she calls a family, I figure it's time I had a serious talk about sex with him. I've been putting it off but I talk about girls with him all the time. He asked me a little while ago "How do I get a girlfriend?" I have been trying to give him some general advice..........like the SHOTGUN effect when he is at the skating rink. He always sounds so down and hurt when a girl won't skate with him. I have explained that at his age rejection is just part of the game. If you ask enough girls one of them will say yes. Then when all those girls that told you no see you with someone..........they will all want you. I'm still dreading "The Talk" though. My first thought is to throw a Hustler and a pack of condoms on the table. Any questions? I really have to figure this out. I had to have the "talk" with my son a couple of years ago (he was stealing my Victoria's Secret mags & hiding them between his mattress & bedframe ). He is now only 10. I have already explained to him the majority of the basics of sex. He knows roughly how it works. I dread the day that he asks the more "detailed" questions - actually I hope his dad will quit being a wus and handle this little task. He just turns red & leaves the room..... . The talk with my 15 yr old daughter was far tougher. She asks "Mom, what does _______ mean?" All I see is my pretty little 5 yr old .......... God they grow up sooo fast! But hey, communication is good! As long as I answer them honestly and in due time, they are prepared for whatever may come.Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #17 February 4, 2007 Quoteoffer to buy it from her, it is a awesome shirt, youd gladly give her 20 bucks for it cause you just need it... then you dont have to explain it I'm afraid that this won't be one of those "out of sight, out of mind" situations. She's still gonna want to know what it means. Sometimes being candid is the best thing. I have a real funny story....but that'd hijack the thread.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #18 February 4, 2007 Wow, my mom had the sex talk with me when I was 8 years old. If you dont' tell her, then she'll most definitely find out from one of her gf's from school. PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #19 February 4, 2007 LOL Tell the story, love yours..... Im sure Shell wont mind. BTW Think Shell did the right thing, waiting for moms input. I want that shirt though Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #20 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteoffer to buy it from her, it is a awesome shirt, youd gladly give her 20 bucks for it cause you just need it... then you dont have to explain it I'm afraid that this won't be one of those "out of sight, out of mind" situations. She's still gonna want to know what it means. Sometimes being candid is the best thing. Yes, and when she finally does find out just imagine the questions you would get as to why you just had to have that shirtFly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PilotLevi 0 #21 February 4, 2007 QuoteYeah.............my son turns 12 this year. Especially with the NEGATIVE influences of my ex-wife's bunch of idiots she calls a family, I figure it's time I had a serious talk about sex with him. I've been putting it off but I talk about girls with him all the time. He asked me a little while ago "How do I get a girlfriend?" I have been trying to give him some general advice..........like the SHOTGUN effect when he is at the skating rink. He always sounds so down and hurt when a girl won't skate with him. I have explained that at his age rejection is just part of the game. If you ask enough girls one of them will say yes. Then when all those girls that told you no see you with someone..........they will all want you. I'm still dreading "The Talk" though. My first thought is to throw a Hustler and a pack of condoms on the table. Any questions? I really have to figure this out. so thats how you do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 February 4, 2007 Quoteso thats how you do it. God..............if I do it like work I'll have a power point with every move on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #23 February 4, 2007 Quoteoffer to buy it from her, it is a awesome shirt, youd gladly give her 20 bucks for it cause you just need it... then you dont have to explain it Not a bad plan. It is a cool shirt (for ME, not her!). Trouble is she's a skinny little thing and doubt it would get past my head! 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #24 February 4, 2007 QuoteStill not as bad as a shirt I saw in the mall the other day. I was laughing so hard I was in tears. Though the store was directed at teenagers, I shouldnt have been laughing. But me and my friend lost it in the store laughing. She wanted to buy one but the only size they had was small or XL. Which neither worked. Shirt said "I am tight like spandex" Okay, I'm feeling MUCH better about the mile high shirt now!'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #25 February 5, 2007 QuoteMy nieces and nephew are staying with me tonight and my 12 year old niece went to change for bed. She came back wearing fleece pants and a tshirt that said Mile High Airlines ... Ask us why we have the best service in the sky I asked her where she got it. A local jean store for $3. She said "why, what does it mean?" Shit ... I didn't have an answer. All I could say was please don't wear that out in public. She said okay but "when you can manage it, please tell me why". I hate how fast kids have to grow up now. Shell, she probably already knows what sex is -they have classes about it in school now. Didn't you know that? OHHHH - Yeah - Forgot about the "generation" thing . . . my bad. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
