funks 1 #1 February 12, 2007 Why take it out on the little guy? You claim you choose to be single. It is perfectly ok to admit that you may have some shortcomings or are perhaps not as desirable as others and that is maybe the real reason why you are single. You must be honest with yourself first. If you aint got it on the outside, perhaps you should focus on what's inside, isnt that what truly matters? Don't worry, there is hope. However, it is up to you to take the first step. Happy Valentines day everybody. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #2 February 12, 2007 Am I hallucinating? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #3 February 12, 2007 QuoteIs it cupids fault you are perhaps less desirable to others?Damn straight it is... the fucker shot me in the eye... you know how hard it is to pick up chicks with an arrow sticking out of your eyesocket and blood gushing all over the place? er um... nevermind... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #4 February 12, 2007 To be more desirable to chicks, get some scars. Chicks dig scars. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #5 February 12, 2007 Quoteperhaps you should focus on what's inside Well, I've been working on making my liver a little bit prettier. Does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites azdav 0 #6 February 12, 2007 QuoteAm I hallucinating? No I just believe his meds have finally kicked in. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bluiev 0 #7 February 12, 2007 QuoteTo be more desirable to chicks, get some scars. Chicks dig scars. How hard do they dig? Im not into too much pain. -b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #8 February 12, 2007 QuoteYou must be honest with yourself first. If you aint got it on the outside, perhaps you should focus on what's inside, isnt that what truly matters? Aww, funks, don't get discouraged. I heard you're not that ugly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #9 February 12, 2007 funks, will you be my Valentine?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #10 February 12, 2007 I wonder if Postwhorse has a valentine yet... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #11 February 12, 2007 Quoteperhaps you should focus on what's inside, isnt that what truly matters? It's true, douching is not just an annual thing anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PostWhorse 0 #12 February 12, 2007 QuoteI wonder if Postwhorse has a valentine yet... Are you volunteering? Post Whorse was here. The semi-official dropzone.com mascot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #13 February 12, 2007 Maybe I'll have a happy Valentines day for once. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #14 February 12, 2007 Wally Pleasant said it best in his song, "That's Evolution." I really identified with it. It was like he was singning it to me. I know a guy who's always complaining Because he doesn't have a girlfriend So I decided that I should explain to him Why I think he has this problem I said, "Your problem doesn't have to do with anything specific "In fact I think it's more scientific "You see the characteristics that you display "Make woman want to run away "And though I can offer you no solution "That, my firend is evolution." That's evolution. That's evolution. That's evolution. All right now. There's nothing you can do about about natural selection So don't get discouraged by a barroom rejection. And though I know you're in a very difficult situation At least you're saving a lot of trouble for the next generation Charles Darwin put it best After her observed a penguin nest Oh John t. Scopes and Clarence Darrow Showed the American mindset ws a little too narrow. That's evolution. That's evolution. That's evolution. All right now. Don't act like a jerk just to be cool Because it might have adverse effects on your gene pool And I noticed that those who are physically attractive Are also likely to be sexually active And that my friend is evolution... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #15 February 12, 2007 Quotefunks, will you be my Valentine? Move over, girly, funks and I have a love/hate relationship. He's mine, all mine! Actually, I would just like to torture him after all the grief he's given me on here. Just let me have him for one night. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #16 February 12, 2007 QuoteQuotefunks, will you be my Valentine? Move over, girly, funks and I have a love/hate relationship. He's mine, all mine! Actually, I would just like to torture him after all the grief he's given me on here. Just let me have him for one night. I'd pay to see that!!! Can it be open participation with the audience too???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #17 February 12, 2007 QuoteCan it be open participation with the audience too???? Sure! I'm sure funks thinks he is man-enough for the both of us anyway. Hahaha...silly man. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gonzalesna 0 #18 February 12, 2007 QuoteTo be more desirable to chicks, get some scars. Chicks dig scars. So, what you're saying is that I'd pick up all the chicks if I were a burn victim???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #19 February 12, 2007 QuoteSure! I'm sure funks thinks he is man-enough for the both of us anyway. You two wouldn't walk right for weeks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #20 February 12, 2007 QuoteYou two wouldn't walk right for weeks. Is that a promise or a threat? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PostWhorse 0 #21 February 12, 2007 Quote QuoteSure! I'm sure funks thinks he is man-enough for the both of us anyway. You two wouldn't walk right for weeks. funks, will you be my Valentine? Post Whorse was here. The semi-official dropzone.com mascot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #22 February 12, 2007 QuoteQuote QuoteSure! I'm sure funks thinks he is man-enough for the both of us anyway. You two wouldn't walk right for weeks. funks, will you be my Valentine? No. Don't fucking ask again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #23 February 12, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou two wouldn't walk right for weeks. Is that a promise or a threat? It's a guarantee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #24 February 12, 2007 what in the living hell is my problem? If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #25 February 12, 2007 Quotewhat in the living hell is my problem? well for starters you have a really sexy bum... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
kelel01 1 #2 February 12, 2007 Am I hallucinating? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 February 12, 2007 QuoteIs it cupids fault you are perhaps less desirable to others?Damn straight it is... the fucker shot me in the eye... you know how hard it is to pick up chicks with an arrow sticking out of your eyesocket and blood gushing all over the place? er um... nevermind... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 February 12, 2007 To be more desirable to chicks, get some scars. Chicks dig scars. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #5 February 12, 2007 Quoteperhaps you should focus on what's inside Well, I've been working on making my liver a little bit prettier. Does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #6 February 12, 2007 QuoteAm I hallucinating? No I just believe his meds have finally kicked in. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluiev 0 #7 February 12, 2007 QuoteTo be more desirable to chicks, get some scars. Chicks dig scars. How hard do they dig? Im not into too much pain. -b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #8 February 12, 2007 QuoteYou must be honest with yourself first. If you aint got it on the outside, perhaps you should focus on what's inside, isnt that what truly matters? Aww, funks, don't get discouraged. I heard you're not that ugly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 February 12, 2007 funks, will you be my Valentine?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 February 12, 2007 I wonder if Postwhorse has a valentine yet... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 February 12, 2007 Quoteperhaps you should focus on what's inside, isnt that what truly matters? It's true, douching is not just an annual thing anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PostWhorse 0 #12 February 12, 2007 QuoteI wonder if Postwhorse has a valentine yet... Are you volunteering? Post Whorse was here. The semi-official dropzone.com mascot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #13 February 12, 2007 Maybe I'll have a happy Valentines day for once. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 February 12, 2007 Wally Pleasant said it best in his song, "That's Evolution." I really identified with it. It was like he was singning it to me. I know a guy who's always complaining Because he doesn't have a girlfriend So I decided that I should explain to him Why I think he has this problem I said, "Your problem doesn't have to do with anything specific "In fact I think it's more scientific "You see the characteristics that you display "Make woman want to run away "And though I can offer you no solution "That, my firend is evolution." That's evolution. That's evolution. That's evolution. All right now. There's nothing you can do about about natural selection So don't get discouraged by a barroom rejection. And though I know you're in a very difficult situation At least you're saving a lot of trouble for the next generation Charles Darwin put it best After her observed a penguin nest Oh John t. Scopes and Clarence Darrow Showed the American mindset ws a little too narrow. That's evolution. That's evolution. That's evolution. All right now. Don't act like a jerk just to be cool Because it might have adverse effects on your gene pool And I noticed that those who are physically attractive Are also likely to be sexually active And that my friend is evolution... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #15 February 12, 2007 Quotefunks, will you be my Valentine? Move over, girly, funks and I have a love/hate relationship. He's mine, all mine! Actually, I would just like to torture him after all the grief he's given me on here. Just let me have him for one night. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #16 February 12, 2007 QuoteQuotefunks, will you be my Valentine? Move over, girly, funks and I have a love/hate relationship. He's mine, all mine! Actually, I would just like to torture him after all the grief he's given me on here. Just let me have him for one night. I'd pay to see that!!! Can it be open participation with the audience too???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #17 February 12, 2007 QuoteCan it be open participation with the audience too???? Sure! I'm sure funks thinks he is man-enough for the both of us anyway. Hahaha...silly man. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #18 February 12, 2007 QuoteTo be more desirable to chicks, get some scars. Chicks dig scars. So, what you're saying is that I'd pick up all the chicks if I were a burn victim???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #19 February 12, 2007 QuoteSure! I'm sure funks thinks he is man-enough for the both of us anyway. You two wouldn't walk right for weeks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #20 February 12, 2007 QuoteYou two wouldn't walk right for weeks. Is that a promise or a threat? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PostWhorse 0 #21 February 12, 2007 Quote QuoteSure! I'm sure funks thinks he is man-enough for the both of us anyway. You two wouldn't walk right for weeks. funks, will you be my Valentine? Post Whorse was here. The semi-official dropzone.com mascot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #22 February 12, 2007 QuoteQuote QuoteSure! I'm sure funks thinks he is man-enough for the both of us anyway. You two wouldn't walk right for weeks. funks, will you be my Valentine? No. Don't fucking ask again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites funks 1 #23 February 12, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou two wouldn't walk right for weeks. Is that a promise or a threat? It's a guarantee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyflyer77 0 #24 February 12, 2007 what in the living hell is my problem? If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #25 February 12, 2007 Quotewhat in the living hell is my problem? well for starters you have a really sexy bum... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skymama 35 #20 February 12, 2007 QuoteYou two wouldn't walk right for weeks. Is that a promise or a threat? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PostWhorse 0 #21 February 12, 2007 Quote QuoteSure! I'm sure funks thinks he is man-enough for the both of us anyway. You two wouldn't walk right for weeks. funks, will you be my Valentine? Post Whorse was here. The semi-official dropzone.com mascot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #22 February 12, 2007 QuoteQuote QuoteSure! I'm sure funks thinks he is man-enough for the both of us anyway. You two wouldn't walk right for weeks. funks, will you be my Valentine? No. Don't fucking ask again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #23 February 12, 2007 QuoteQuoteYou two wouldn't walk right for weeks. Is that a promise or a threat? It's a guarantee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyflyer77 0 #24 February 12, 2007 what in the living hell is my problem? If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #25 February 12, 2007 Quotewhat in the living hell is my problem? well for starters you have a really sexy bum... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
