My new gurl.....

[LisaH 0]

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That is someone only Tim Burton can love!

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[SBS 0]

Your ass? I wouldn't be as concerned about your ass as I would be about your vag looking like it is rotting with some flesh eating disease...yuk!

-S

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I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...

[misskriss 0]

You know you want to kiss it.. Go ahead. She's ready for you. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty.

[livendive 8]

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You know you want to kiss it.. Go ahead. She's ready for you. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty.

While I may eat more pussy than cervical cancer, I'm pretty sure it beat me to that one.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Squeak 17]

Sky's pic I have not prob with at all, kinda hot infact, but your pic is just friggin wrong girl

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[caspar 0]

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While I may eat more pussy than cervical cancer,

you sir, are a god. that is such an awesome line. if i had been eating while reading that, i do not doubt i would of died from choking from all the laughing.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

[popsjumper 2]

I'm speechless

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[2fat2fly 0]

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I assure you I've not given birth to any kids, c-section or otherwise.

Damn, you mean I've been sending you that monthly check for nothing!! Wait 'til my lawyer sees this

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[ladydyver 0]

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Go ahead, I dare you....

Don't dare me


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OOOPS....NSFW!!!!!!!!!!

Where did you get those pics of me? I thought that they were going to stay private

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

[sunshine 2]

I'm still heartbroken that you left me for that old hag. I realize she's hot but it doesn't make the pain in my heart go away.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Remster 24]

She's classy.

Remster

[gonzalesna 0]

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While I may eat more pussy than cervical cancer,

you sir, are a god. that is such an awesome line. if i had been eating while reading that, i do not doubt i would of died from choking from all the laughing.

that, sir, is a t-shirt made by t-shirt hell...

...the shirt was discontinued.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[skydemon2 0]

I didnt leave you Im still here.......

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[ExAFO 0]

Her next tat should be the Valtrex logo.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[Grips 0]

Does she come with a coffin?

[turtlespeed 212]

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Nobody has replied because we're scared you're serious.

Not scared - just took it for granted.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Slappie 9]

I've actually been bested. I cannot top that attachment. I can't stop thinking about it either. I've been scarred forever. Thanks LisaH, you fucking suck ass!

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[LisaH 0]

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I've actually been bested. I cannot top that attachment. I can't stop thinking about it either. I've been scarred forever. Thanks LisaH, you fucking suck ass!

You're welcome

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[billeisele 122]

Don't dare me


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OOOPS....NSFW!!!!!!!!!!

[tbrown 26]

Damn ! She's definitely a keeper !

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[ladyflyer77 0]

...like this one on me.

Blues,
Dave

[ladyflyer77 0]

Thanks for ruining my day

If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here!

[sunshine 2]

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I didnt leave you Im still here.......

[looks around room] I don't see you.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[livendive 8]

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I've actually been bested. I cannot top that attachment. I can't stop thinking about it either. I've been scarred forever. Thanks LisaH, you fucking suck ass!

Last night I was on the phone trying to explain how high the bar had been raised with this attachment, and all I could think of was in relation to you (tubgirl gets an automatic exemption).

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[ACMESkydiver 0]

GYAHHHHH!!!


Gee Dave...that's some pretty serious bruising ya got goin' on there.

-And you didn't give a good frontal shot so we can't see...the rest of your skin tone for comparison.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.