kelel01 1 #1 February 15, 2007 I think everyone should. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 February 15, 2007 Depends what i kiss first, if im going down and come back up and she says "Andy you smell like crap" i can just say "ooops, wrong hole"1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 February 15, 2007 Unless she currently has an epidural, or suffers from some sort of genital dyslexia, I think she'll know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 February 15, 2007 genital dyslexia What if she wipes back to front?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #5 February 15, 2007 In your case, you should just get your toothbrush. The guy will provide the tooth polish. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 February 15, 2007 I wonder if semen would form a biofilm. Everything would taste salty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agm 0 #7 February 15, 2007 only if i have a partner! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 February 15, 2007 QuoteI wonder if semen would form a biofilm. Everything would taste salty. So you'd swish it around before you spit it out? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #9 February 15, 2007 QuoteI think everyone should. Me too. And every man should own listerine. That is all. If not, he worries me. And I check. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floridadiver81 0 #10 February 15, 2007 Its always the first thing i do nookie or not...i hate waking up with the nasty morning taste in the mouth...especially after a night of drinking..BLAH!"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #11 February 15, 2007 Not usually. Sometimes morning nookie can be at 4 or 5 am before the baby wakes up. I just bury my face in his neck or his shoulder or whatever part is near my mouth at that time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #12 February 15, 2007 QuoteAnd every man should own listerine. That is all. If not, he worries me. And I check. Sweet!!! There is some in it... soo... um... when are you comming over? Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 February 15, 2007 If I went to bed 1) not drunk and 2) actually brushed my teeth, my breath is pretty decent in the morning. But I do always pee before morning nookie. Otherwise it gets not fun really fast. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 February 15, 2007 No, but I do use some really cute floss! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 February 15, 2007 If it's a quickie or a wham bam thank you ma'am, I think we can skip the teeth brushing... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #16 February 15, 2007 i just do it from behind. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #17 February 15, 2007 I guess it depends on if it's the morning after a full night's sleep or if it's when your partner wakes up at 3 a.m. with a massive hard-on... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #18 February 15, 2007 QuoteQuoteI think everyone should. Me too. And every man should own listerine. That is all. If not, he worries me. And I check. I own listerine.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lploscar 0 #19 February 15, 2007 Not if it's just a morning "quickie", without all the foreplay/kissing..."Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." -T.S. Eliot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #20 February 15, 2007 I'm married,whats morning nookie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 February 15, 2007 QuoteI'm married,whats morning nookie? Time to start look elsewhere, dude... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #22 February 15, 2007 QuoteQuoteI think everyone should. Me too. And every man should own listerine. That is all. If not, he worries me. And I check. one of those cabinet checkers, are we? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #23 February 15, 2007 Quote I think everyone should. Sounds like ya'll aren't kissin' the right parts Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #24 February 16, 2007 Absolutely. And when your finished brushing your teeth with your battery powered sonic toothbrush you can take off the brush head and start using it to pleasure your partner. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #25 February 16, 2007 The thought of that made me tingle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
