Andy_Copland 0 #1 February 18, 2007 Im going to wing walk the left wing of a porter. As we get to alti im going to dump my main causing the wing to tear off then chop my main. As i do this im gonna go skysurfing (cue nerd music) and use my newly aquired board to spin and cut the pilots door and seat belt off freeing him and allowing hi to jump to safety. Dump my reserve at 1k and swoop some waves onto the beach, cutting my risers with my hook knife and riding one in to be greeted by some groupies with beer.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 February 18, 2007 Can I be on your ash dive? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 February 18, 2007 You promise to go on all the usual shows talking about your near death experience and exploiting it for all it's worth? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 February 18, 2007 There will be no ash dive for i am a professional (check jump numbers)1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 February 18, 2007 Would you like to be a groupie too? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #6 February 18, 2007 Whoa... You have more jumps than me. I'm jealous... I'll join in on the ash dive... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 February 18, 2007 QuoteWould you like to be a groupie too? Only if you'll sign your name on my boobies. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 February 18, 2007 You're just a semi professional 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 February 18, 2007 Sorry but according to another thread im married to Scoop But fuck it, why not 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #10 February 18, 2007 I thought this thread was going to be about your adventures whenever Scoop turns you out. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 February 18, 2007 Would you like to be on the right wing?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 February 18, 2007 I think I'll stick with shooting video from a chase plane. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #13 February 18, 2007 You can film the thing.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #14 February 18, 2007 You wussy! You said you were gonna chop the risers at 200"AGL then dive into the waves, and ferried to the beach while standing on the noses of two 25' great white sharks!!! Weasel... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #15 February 18, 2007 the noses of 2 white sharks was a touch of class, like it a lot 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orribolollie 0 #16 February 18, 2007 Copland i tell you ...that broken wing, skysurf to death is so passeee!!!! Man up and start doing some action sports will ya??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 February 18, 2007 Do you have an RSL? What is your wing loading. I'd wait til you have at least 2 board jumps before trying this, but i'm a little old school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 February 18, 2007 Of course i dont have an RSL. How would i surf the shit out the sky after cutting my main with an RSL. I tell ya, you old school types, too safety conscious 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orribolollie 0 #19 February 18, 2007 As you well know,,,you wont be perfroming any of these stunts until it is killed, I mean cleared by the BPA. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 February 18, 2007 I can see it now...Jeb's Stunt Junkies will be calling on you.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
