GravityJunky 0 #1 February 21, 2007 No real difference between Man & Mouse, in end both fall prey to pussy!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 February 21, 2007 Baseball lie-- Man with 4 balls can not walkMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jarrodh 0 #3 February 21, 2007 Go to bed with itchy butt... ...wake up with stinky finger.2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #4 February 21, 2007 Ah, Both very good how 'bout: Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 February 21, 2007 QuoteAh, Both very good how 'bout: Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter Man who does not care to who his speaks is a mass debaterMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 February 21, 2007 Man you walks with hands in pockets is on the ballYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #7 February 21, 2007 great one squeak! Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #8 February 22, 2007 Man who walk around with hands in pocket, feel cocky all day!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #9 February 22, 2007 Man who fart in church sit on own pew Man who stand on toilet high on pot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 February 22, 2007 Here are some I can remember off-hand. I've forgotten so many. Infant boy born to unmarried parents who conceived him in car with automatic transmission is a shiftless bastard. Man who cross country twice without showering dirty double crosser. He who fart in church sit in own pew. Balloon like female's virginity - one prick, all gone. He who make love to hole in ground have piece on earth. Man with athletic finger make broad jump. Dumb man climb to to get cherry - wise man spread limbs. Women's panties not best thing on earth - but next to it. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who marry woman woman with small breasts have right to feel low down. Man who go to bed with stiff problem have solution in hand. Woman who sit in judge's lap get Honorable Discharge. Girl who sit in bookie's lap get hot tip. Girl who sit on carpenter's lap get hard tool. He who sleep with itchy ass wake up with stinking finger. Man with venereal disease have hot rod. Secretary screwed on desk become permanent fixture. Butcher who back into meat grinder get behind in orders. Man go without sex long enough take matter into own hands. Masturbation may come in handy. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 February 22, 2007 Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society. A Rubix cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets. The quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant. Man who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed. Never marry a woman with big hands. It will make your dick look smaller. Man who want to catch a bra, should set a boobie trap. The difference between pink and purple, is your grip. Women and rocks are very much alike. We skip the flat ones. Viagra is like Disneyland... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride. Man who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #12 February 22, 2007 Woman who fly upside down in airplane have crack up.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #13 February 22, 2007 Confucius say, when lawrocket & Thanatos show up in forum, everyone else posting inforum big surprise defeat! Ding Lawrocket & Thanatos WIN move on to final Jeopardy! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
