George Carlin wanna-be's tribute, Doing the Dozens on DZ.com

[GravityJunky 0]

I'll start!
Hey, gonzalesna, how do you give an entire platoon of Marines, a concussion, in a single action?
Throw a handful of sand at a brick wall & yell... 'Hit the Beach'

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[porpoishead 5]

get on the plane, get on the plane.............



fuck you i'm getting in the plane!!!!

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[GravityJunky 0]

Here's another crowd of assholes, whose heads I like to take my nine iron to...
The Douche bags, on line in front of me, during the early moring coffee rush... that pay for a pack of gum, and a coke, with a credit card!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[Gene03 0]

I tried coke once, it made me feel like a new man.
The only trouble was all that new man wanted was more coke.

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[NEcrewDOG 0]

"One time, a few years ago, Oprah had a show about women who fake orgasms. Not to be outdone, Geraldo came right back with a show about men who fake bowel movements."

Skydive Radio!!!

[airtwardo 6]

The seat cushion turns into a life preserver?



How 'bout the fuckin' PLANE turns into a BOAT!?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[GravityJunky 0]

The seat cushion turns into a life preserver?--------
Yea, until the sharks come along... then it's a bobber!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[airtwardo 6]

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The seat cushion turns into a life preserver?--------
Yea, until the sharks come along... then it's a bobber!

Yeah...and water skiing in the ocean is call TROLLING!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[GravityJunky 0]

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The seat cushion turns into a life preserver?-------- Yea, until the sharks come along... then it's a bobber!

Yeah...and water skiing in the ocean is call TROLLING!

Ah, but the'experts, swear you can spare yourself from a shark attack. 'If you simply...'punch the shark firmly in the snout! It will stun them into retreating.'
**But what if the shark, just ate & had no intention of biting you????
Can you picture that scenario??

Human: hauls off and round houses shark right in the snout.
Shark: 'Ow, SHIT, what the hell did you do that for? I was just comin' over to see what you were doing!'
Human: 'Oh, well I, uh... thought you were gonna bite me!"
Shark: "Yea, well NOW, I KINDA HAVE TO, shithead, you just 'served me' while all my friends were watching! Fucker!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[FlyingJ 0]

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Ah, but the'experts, swear you can spare yourself from a shark attack. 'If you simply...'punch the shark firmly in the snout! It will stun them into retreating.'

hehe...this was on a mythbusters episode. I don't remember the outcome because I was too busy laughing my ass off at the fact that they went into an S&M store and came out with two HUGE black fist shaped dildos to use as the punching hands for the underwater robot.

Killing threads since 2004.

[airtwardo 6]

It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand, “ said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger that the spoon or the teacup.”

“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[GravityJunky 0]

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hehe...this was on a mythbusters episode. I don't remember the outcome because I was too busy laughing my ass off at the fact that they went into an S&M store and came out with two HUGE black fist shaped dildos to use as the punching hands for the underwater robot.

HeHe oh yea, I saw that one too, Same problem so busy ROTFLMAO! I don't remember if they 'busted' it on not!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[GravityJunky 0]

Window, private please, I prefer 'Down' padding on the walls, and uh, oh could you hand me my crayons, so I can register??
Hey wait a damn minute, you look like the SOB that killed my parents........
Nah, just fuckin' with ya!... I killed my parents!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[Gene03 0]

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"One time, a few years ago, Oprah had a show about women who fake orgasms. Not to be outdone, Geraldo came right back with a show about men who fake bowel movements."

Shit man, there are guys who can fake relationships.

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[airtwardo 6]

Had an old GF that told me she faked her orgasms, I told her that's okay, I'm faking that I care if ya cum!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[GravityJunky 0]

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}