unformed 0 #1 February 28, 2007 So a "friend" of mine is considering getting anally bleached ... and she's wondering if she really needs to go to a professional outfit....or if she can just dip her ass in a bucket of clorox does anyody know?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #2 February 28, 2007 Would that be before, after, or during anal sex-it could make a difference.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 February 28, 2007 Don't it make your brown eye blue? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #4 February 28, 2007 during might burn the willy a littleSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #5 February 28, 2007 QuoteSo a "friend" of mine is considering getting anally bleached ... and she's wondering if she really needs to go to a professional outfit....or if she can just dip her ass in a bucket of clorox does anyody know? Depends on ethnicity. You may need to use a sharpie or highlighter instead...Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 February 28, 2007 QuoteQuoteSo a "friend" of mine is considering getting anally bleached ... and she's wondering if she really needs to go to a professional outfit....or if she can just dip her ass in a bucket of clorox does anyody know? Depends on ethnicity. You may need to use a sharpie or highlighter instead... My keyboard and monitor are very lucky there was no coffee in my mouth when I read that. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #7 February 28, 2007 Is this for cleanliness issues or does she have a complex similar to that of michael jackson?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #8 February 28, 2007 Ok, how come no one has posted before and after photos?,,they must exsist, right? smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snowslider 0 #9 February 28, 2007 I know a group of girls that do the anal bleaching...it's something that got popular from pornstars, they usually have more of a pinkish pooper rather than the stock brownish color. Anyway, it's a cream bleach that they use and no you can just use clorox, it's safe for your skin and doesn't blister. It's intresting how much they care about it when I can't ever recall it being a concern. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #10 February 28, 2007 QuoteOk, how come no one has posted before and after photos?,,they must exsist, right? at first, I thought the thread title was a typo... I thought it was suppossed to be anal breachingSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #11 February 28, 2007 So a pink asshole is supposed to be more attractive than a brown asshole? Says who? Once somebody knows you well enough to be inspecting your asshole, you'd hope the precise shade wouldn't really matter. I guess it's better than foot binding, though. Women will do some freaky shit if they're convinced it'll make them look better. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #12 February 28, 2007 Geez. This shit is weird. The stuff people do to themselves sometimes is beyond me. Guess it takes all kinds to make this rock go around. Personally I like the term Old Brown Eye than Old Pink Eye. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #13 February 28, 2007 eating ass is easier if it isn't the color of poop. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #14 February 28, 2007 Its nice to have a pretty pucker!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 February 28, 2007 Quoteeating ass is easier if it isn't the color of poop. You just made me spray diet coke onto my monitor! Yes, literally. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #16 February 28, 2007 Amen brother!!! Amen!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #17 February 28, 2007 QuoteQuoteeating ass is easier if it isn't the color of poop. You just made me spray diet coke onto my monitor! Yes, literally. Blues, Dave my job is done here. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #18 February 28, 2007 Clorox enemas? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 March 1, 2007 There was a thread about this a while ago in The Bonfire... Do a search and see if it comes up. There was a reference to a website about anal bleaching and how it is done."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #20 March 1, 2007 Quoteeating ass is easier if it isn't the color of poop. Truer words have never been spoken. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sagan 0 #21 March 1, 2007 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching Wikipedia knows all...-Patrick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #22 March 1, 2007 QuoteQuoteeating ass is easier if it isn't the color of poop. Reading that almost made me spew my lunch all over the desk. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 March 3, 2007 Ok, admit that you're a member of this forum and thats how you've heard of it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundevil777 102 #24 March 3, 2007 Brightsmile for Bungholes http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0528,taormino,65754,24.htmlPeople are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites