For the penis owners out there...

[skybytch 259]

Read this!

Probably NSFW. Definitely funny. And possibly very educational...

[monkycndo 0]

By the thread title, I thought you were talking about our SOs.

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[floridadiver81 0]

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Here's some help: women have thighs, areas behind the knees, shoulders, backs, toes, tops of the feet, forearms, hips, wrists, ankles, outer sides of the breasts, hair, butt cheeks that are good for more than smacking. There's a backside to that neck and it's a lot more sensitive than the right and left sides.

umm..i guess im not normal then...cuze this is the stuff that i do normally. Maybe not all in one session.....but i like doing that!

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[lawrocket 3]

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By the thread title, I thought you were talking about our SOs.

Me, too. I instantly thought of the Kinison bit, "Honey? Can I have my dick back? Aww, come on, honey, the other guys are bringing theirs. Just for tonight..."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[skybytch 259]

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By the thread title, I thought you were talking about our SOs.

The fact that you have an SO could mean you don't need to read what's in the link..

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damm , what a angry bitch..... its obvious that she isnt in a good relationship or hasnt been in one. a good relationship needs good communication and its a two way street. it seems she needs to rant on some internet board to express herself rather than being part of a two way conversation. sucks to be her and if I may say so she is just as guilty for not letting her SO know.....

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[NewGuy2005 51]

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By the thread title, I thought you were talking about our SOs.

Me, too. I instantly thought of the Kinison bit, "Honey? Can I have my dick back? Aww, come on, honey, the other guys are bringing theirs. Just for tonight..."

My wife keeps mine up in the attic with my box of old 8-track tapes.

[RoysPlayThing 0]

I know, I know... I don't own a penis, but I open any threads with that word in the title... Can't help it.. it's a problem, I know.

Anyway to quote part of one of the sentences in this writing:

"All you're doing by bugging women to have sex in the car, on the dresser, in the woods, is putting them in places where they're going to pull a muscle or get dirt on their ass cheeks"

I don't mind the pulled muscles, my muscles need a little workin' ..nor do I give a hoot about the dirt in my cheeks.. If it is fun, gosh darn it, I'm gonna do it... and btw.. I would also be sure to flip him over for some top action just to get a little dirt in his butt crack too. I don't always like to take my showers alone.

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[popsjumper 2]

My questions are:
Why does she even bother anymore if she's done it so much that's she's bored with anything and everything?

And why does she just lay there and take it instead of actively participating?

I get an image of her doing her nails while the guy is flailing away. What she doesn't realize is the the guy's probably thinking, "Hell, if you're not going to participate, I'll just use your box to masturbate into."

Man, she must be really ragged out.

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[aprilcat 0]

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I sold my penis on ebay.

You should have told me! I sold My Last F**'ng Nerve on ebay last week. We could have gone halfsies on the ad~~April

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So that's what I've been doing wrong!

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[skybytch 259]

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its obvious that she isnt in a good relationship or hasnt been in one.

I suppose I should point out that her rant was aimed at men who post on Craigslist seeking random sex partners. Does that give you a better idea of what kind of "relationships" she's talking about?

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My questions are:
Why does she even bother anymore if she's done it so much that's she's bored with anything and everything?

And why does she just lay there and take it instead of actively participating?

I get an image of her doing her nails while the guy is flailing away. What she doesn't realize is the the guy's probably thinking, "Hell, if you're not going to participate, I'll just use your box to masturbate into."

Man, she must be really ragged out.

Until then, quit crying about how you want slutty women who know what they're doing in bed who can please YOU. Women (especially slutty ones) are bored with you because mostly, you're all the same.

To me it looks like she's pulled out all the stops, did every trick in the book, and not getting anything new. Maybe SHE is the girl guys always whine they want and still can't handle. But I don't have a penis.

Therefore, I ain't mad at her for saying she's tired of the same stuff. Guys should get an ear on what women talk about in their 'bull' sessions (and I'm not talking about the bathroom--we don't really talk in there). If you heard us, we have the same complaints and we voice them just as strongly, but this doesn't look personal, it seems to be just a response to something some guy posted (I'm not going back that far...the Black Donnelly's is on and I need to take a drink every time that girl makes a sandwich) (whats UP with Tommy's hair, anyway?) and she's just venting like men vent privately. You don't have to be 'ragged out' to HOPE a man finds something special, like the back of your knee to tickle.

I like what LawRocket said...'Can I have my dick back? just for tonght?'

NO!
(wait..here comes a funeral scene, there's sure to be sandwiches after...I need ice!) ~~April

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[waltappel 1]

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My questions are:
Why does she even bother anymore if she's done it so much that's she's bored with anything and everything?

And why does she just lay there and take it instead of actively participating?

I get an image of her doing her nails while the guy is flailing away. What she doesn't realize is the the guy's probably thinking, "Hell, if you're not going to participate, I'll just use your box to masturbate into."

Man, she must be really ragged out.

I'm glad you said that because I thought the same thing. If she is that jaded about sex then she shouldn't even bother with it. It takes two--maybe she should find a partner who is equally jaded so they could tell each other how lame they are.

That kind of chick is a guy's nightmare.

Walt

[aprilcat 0]

LOL...why did I know you'd surface here?~~April

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[TrophyHusband 0]

i get the feeling it would be hard to satisfy this woman even when it comes to non-sexual things.

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[waltappel 1]

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LOL...why did I know you'd surface here?~~April

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[udder 0]

She;s obviously never met someone like me.

Id love to take that chick that wrote out somewhere really nice, with greatfood and lots of wine. Then bring her home. Let foreplay begin with me massaging her back. Then I ram 4 sandy fingers into her butt, while spitting onto her back, and slap her in the face as I pull my fingers out, stick them in my mouth and run around naked. Singing nursery rhymes.

For something a bit different.

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She;s obviously never met someone like me.

Id love to take that chick that wrote out somewhere really nice, with greatfood and lots of wine. Then bring her home. Let foreplay begin with me massaging her back. Then I ram 4 sandy fingers into her butt, while spitting onto her back, and slap her in the face as I pull my fingers out, stick them in my mouth and run around naked. Singing nursery rhymes.

For something a bit different.

and you kiss Cara with that mouth. Remind me to NOT kiss Cara again

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lol...I learnt all these things from her. She has strong fingers

She's in Bali for the next week...while Im left to my own left device.

PS. Will have Jav Odyssey with PDR 160 and stainless rings come next weekend

"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E