GravityJunky 0 #1 March 21, 2007 HEY! Has Anyone Seen My 100 Pound Doggie?! --------------------- Got my Bear Rug Back...*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #2 March 21, 2007 "Gimme some of dat pussy, I know you got it with ya!" "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" You must have a mirror in your pants, because I can see me in them""I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #3 March 21, 2007 What's say you & me head back to my room at my mom's house &...*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 March 21, 2007 Is it hot in here or is it just you? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 March 21, 2007 "You've got nice, child bearing hips" Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #6 March 21, 2007 Would you like a piece of candy little gurl? If you like it I have more in my van... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #7 March 21, 2007 QuoteHEY! Has Anyone Seen My 100 Pound Doggie?! --------------------- Got my Bear Rug Back... too funny!! you must be tired, cause you been running through my mind all day.if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #8 March 21, 2007 Here,...(fumble in pocket)...smell THIS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 March 21, 2007 "I'm that waltappel guy who posts on dz.com. Wanna go out with me?" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sane 0 #10 March 21, 2007 Did you fart? Because you just blew me away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #11 March 21, 2007 All of the above>>>> *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #12 March 21, 2007 I overheard an old roommate of mine ask a girl in a disco "Hey man, What's your name?" She replied with "Don't bother." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #13 March 21, 2007 Too Funny, Similar to... What's your sign baby? Re: Do NOT Enter!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #14 March 21, 2007 Probably shouldn't have refered to her as "Hey, Man". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #15 March 21, 2007 Ah, yes good point Willard's one smart Puppy!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #16 March 21, 2007 Woof! Woof Woof! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #17 March 21, 2007 Sit Uboo, Sit Good Dog!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stumpy 256 #18 March 21, 2007 Your eyes are like spanners - every time i see you my nuts tighten...Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d_squared431 0 #19 March 21, 2007 Your daddy must have been a thief...cause who else would have stolen all the stars in the sky and place them in your eyes to make them shine so bright. Those pants are tight. How does one get into them.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #20 March 21, 2007 Check out the huge Rug that I sneaked up on and shot with my high powered rifle, yeah that's right I"m a sports hunter. I could see that workingNOTYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites HillerMyLife 0 #21 March 21, 2007 "Does this smell like chloroform??" "Does your drink taste like roofies??" "Wanna go halves on a bastard??"Someday Never Comes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJL 232 #22 March 21, 2007 QuotePick up lines that never work... I've found that "Hi, I'm Doug" is fairly prone to failure."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #23 March 21, 2007 Quote"Does this smell like chloroform??" "Does your drink taste like roofies??" "Wanna go halves on a bastard??" Oh Shit!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites willard 0 #24 March 21, 2007 "Nice tooth!" Ok, so it works in some places. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityJunky 0 #25 March 21, 2007 & Willard earns another Scooby-Snack!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
GravityJunky 0 #17 March 21, 2007 Sit Uboo, Sit Good Dog!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #18 March 21, 2007 Your eyes are like spanners - every time i see you my nuts tighten...Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #19 March 21, 2007 Your daddy must have been a thief...cause who else would have stolen all the stars in the sky and place them in your eyes to make them shine so bright. Those pants are tight. How does one get into them.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #20 March 21, 2007 Check out the huge Rug that I sneaked up on and shot with my high powered rifle, yeah that's right I"m a sports hunter. I could see that workingNOTYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HillerMyLife 0 #21 March 21, 2007 "Does this smell like chloroform??" "Does your drink taste like roofies??" "Wanna go halves on a bastard??"Someday Never Comes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #22 March 21, 2007 QuotePick up lines that never work... I've found that "Hi, I'm Doug" is fairly prone to failure."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #23 March 21, 2007 Quote"Does this smell like chloroform??" "Does your drink taste like roofies??" "Wanna go halves on a bastard??" Oh Shit!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #24 March 21, 2007 "Nice tooth!" Ok, so it works in some places. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #25 March 21, 2007 & Willard earns another Scooby-Snack!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
